heheh i just wanted to try

BTS reaction to their S/O sleep talking

requested by anon

Seokjin

Jin would think it’s super funny that you talk in your sleep. He would always to try to start conversations with you.

“…Jiiiiiiinn…”

“Tell me again how handsome your boyfriend is.”

“…Hmm…My boyfriend…?… is a gigantic nerd….”

“Wow, rude.”

Originally posted by yoongichii

Yoongi

Yoongi would be pretty freaked out when you suddenly start laughing in your sleep.

“…Ehehehehehe….”

“Oh my god, I invited a demon into my house.”

Originally posted by jjks

Namjoon

Namjoon would be so done after being woken up at three in the morning by your rambling.

“…Why would I want to dim the lights…?”

*looks into the camera like on the office*

Originally posted by flippitt

Hoseok

Hobi would just lie there, trying to figure out where the cackling is coming from at two in the morning. Once he figures out it’s just you he would be both relieved and confused.

“Oh my god, you scared me.”

“…Hehehe…He will never guess what we are up to…”

“What the fuck..?”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin

Jimin would love your sleep talking so much. Sometimes he would purposely stay up to listen to your rambling.

“…My boyfriend is the best…”

“Is that so?”

“…NOOO!…”

“What babe?”

“…You can’t…have him…”

Originally posted by unniesgirl

Taehyung

V would be shook by something you said and stay up all night trying to understand it.

“..If I punch myself… and it hurts… does that make me weak… or strong…?”

“Well… so much for a good 8 hours of sleep.”

Originally posted by saikokpop

Jeongguk

Kookie would think that your sleep talking is absolutely hilarious. He would take some videos to have something to show you next time you tease him about his love for Iron Man.

“Stop being mean to the shrimp… THEY HAVE FEELINGS TOO.”

“My day has come.”

Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

-Admin Krümmel

BTS Reaction to you wrestling with him

Anon Requested:  Hey, can you do play fighting/wrestling with BTS please? It can be anything you want fluff/nsfw or both hehehe…

I tried to make it as fluff/nsfw combination as possible. I hope you like it!


Jungkook: You and Jungkook didn’t play around too long. The moment he saw you trying to pin him down and get on top his dominant side came out and well seeing you pinned down underneath him may or may not have gotten him excited. Let’s just say you two decided to continue wrestling underneath the sheets.

Originally posted by jungkookandyugyeomwhores


Taehyung: The minute you pinned him down and straddled his lap Taehyung’s eyes got dark staring up at you. You didn’t notice his eyes at first, only happy that you actually pinned him down and won the little match you two had. Your triumphant smile quickly fell down when Taehyung warned you to get up. You of course not listening to him only felt the reason why he wanted you to get up so badly. “Now..what are you going to do about this little problem now?” He spoke looking up at you.

Originally posted by mvssmedia


Jimin: He thought it was funny, you wanting to wrestle him and thinking you could actually beat him. He was going along with it though, letting you pin him for a second before he flipped you over, grabbing your waist and soon being the one on top. You two were still a fairly new couple so when he saw you freeze and eyes widen he immediately asked whats wrong. “U-Um..Y-Your..” Jimin followed your eyes seeing that it was his boner that was what made you freeze. He couldn’t help but be embarrassed seeing you’re reaction to this let alone a little wrestle match to make him get like this.

Originally posted by bts-yes-please


Hoseok: Hoseok smiled down at you, your arms pinned above your head while he brought his lips down to trail your jaw. You only extended your neck in response letting him have more access. “Such a good girl.” He mumbled against your neck. You loved giving him what he wanted, but even more so you loved to tease him. You wrapped your legs around his waist pulling him down against your barely clothed body. You felt him stiff up above you and you weren’t just talking about his body.

Originally posted by jaayhope


Namjoon: It was just a simple playful wrestling match you guys started. You jumping on his back and letting him fall against the bed. Namjoon quickly turned around smiling mischievously up at you. He very clearly had other things on his mind then you had originally planned out. “Nam-” You didn’t even get to finish your sentence because he had pulled you down and kissed you with such force you knew exactly what was in store for you tonight.

Originally posted by jenorise


Yoongi: He wasn’t the one who even wanted to wrestle with you, you just kept pushing and pushing to the point where he picked you and pinned you against the wall. The moment your back hit the wall your eyes doubled in size. “Now what did I say about bothering me like that princess?” Yoongi would ask pressing harder against you. You felt him, there was no way you couldn’t with him pressed in between your legs like that. “I-”

“Will be a good good. Right princess?” He spoke grinding his hips into yours. You nodded quickly wrapping your legs around his waist.

Originally posted by yoonseok


Jin: You pinned him down with such ease you knew he was letting you take control. Jin was never one to like being the dominant one so the minute you grabbed his wrists and pinned him down he smiled. “Such a good boy.” You smiled grinding your hips down into him causing him to groan. You could only giggle at the sounds he made.

Originally posted by yo-seokjin

That Boy is Mine

Anon asked:

“YES! I’m the anon that said I couldn’t wait for it to be open. So I was listening to a 90’s song (the boy is mine) and an idea popped in my head what if there was ( Namjoon or Tae or Jungkook: I love all of them but I feel like Tae, Jungkook, or Joonie would fit this perfectly. ) but like a high school au or college au Y/N and another girl fight over the member, The member is a player but can’t decide between the girls. You know like the song, and so the they try to prove who he belongs to.”

AHHH! Sorry this took so so so long! I have exams and things to prepare for when I don’t have internet and gahhh! I might have changed it up just a little, but yeah.. I hope this is mostly what you wanted. I’ve never done this kind of thing before, hehehe. So so.. chick-flicky, so I found it slightly challenging. And I watched the video like wtf the girls are so pretty like get ur head out of the clouds the guy you like is pulling DUCK FACES to the damn camera??????

Pairing: Kim Namjoon x reader

Genre: fluff, humor, highschool au!

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Originally posted by bangthebae

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If Lance let you fuck his ass

I reckon lance would love to be pegged. He’d not admit it tho, it’d happen slowly. First you’d slip a finger in when blowing him, he’d be shocked but come harder than he ever had before.
Then you’d intentionally do it with two when stroking his cock and whispering in his ear.
After that you get a small plug for him, but don’t tell him it vibrates until you turn it on when he’s already put it in his pert ass.
That’s when you bring up the idea of fucking him, just as a fantasy at first, then maybe buying the toys and leaving them out so he can see what you have planned. He’s nervous but tells you he wants to try it, sooner than you’d thought.
And when you do get to fuck his delightful ass he’s in heaven, especially when you make him wear a cock ring and edge him til, he’s begging you to let him come.
He’d be exhausted but drag you into his arms to hold you close and murmur his thanks and love.
😘

Originally posted by maxinegunter

heheh thats all I have to add from Lance - Gen 

Sinful Sunday™

Finally I finished! It really was beautiful!

By the way, I must say that I’m sorry for not following the comics and that, but it’s that I wanted to improve and I’ve been trying and seeing things to make better drawings and besides that I wanted to leave doing the artchain with Neko the way so Ugly I was doing it, so that’s why I’ve been practicing a lot
I made this drawing to prove and know how to use the different layers and effects, and one to another that tip to make better painted
I hope all of you continue to have patience guys hehehe I will continue the comics, just patience hehe

Here the first drawing of Analia … my god, and this is almost a year ago

oh gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood amazing!

GIANT SMILING HAPPY JEON ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ♡

anonymous asked:

I just love your meta so much! It's refreshing to see someone who knows what they're talking about and using actual canonical evidence rather than emotion or made up headcanons. For a lighter question, where would you rate the foods of the four nations on a scale and which would you be interested in trying?

The Four Kingdoms’ Cuisine

Earth Kingdom: 9/10

The Earth Kingdom has a wide variety of food, including a dizzying array of sweets. From Kyoshi Island:

Aang: All right! Dessert for breakfast! These people sure know how to treat an Avatar!

To Omashu:

King Bumi: Heheh! The people in my city have gotten fat from too many feasts, so I hope you like your chicken with no skin.

And who wouldn’t want THIS cold drink in the middle of the desert?

Mmmm.

But there is a downside to these culinary delights–they’re just as stratified as the Earth Kingdom itself. If you’re poor, you’re more likely to dine on this:

Whereas the Upper Ring denizens have all the delicacies. (Unless Bosco gets first dibs.)

And if you’re in the produce business … it may be better to skip Ba Sing Se.

Still, the Earth Kingdom’s food is second to none. With the odd exception:

You’d be wise to secure an invitation to dinner.

Fire Nation: 7/10

Fire Nation fare is not for the faint of stomach. They prefer their food heavily spiced:

Deep-fried:

And meaty.

Though they, too, have an assortment of delicacies.

It’s too bad we never got to see that big fancy fruit tart that Mai ordered–with rose petals on top, no less! But we do know that the Fire Nation’s climate makes fresh fruit readily available …

… For better or for worse. 

Air Nomads: 5/10

We don’t know much about Air Nomad dishes, aside from the fact that they embraced vegetarianism. However, they must have had a bit of a sweet tooth:

A gooey center with hand-airbent whipped topping? Sign me up. As for the rest of the food, we’ll never know. But given Aang’s willingness to eat anything vegetable-related (even fishing lettuce out of the garbage), it’s safe to say he wasn’t raised with a refined palate.

Water Tribe: 3/10

Sorry, Water Tribe, and I’m the first to admit this is a matter of personal preference. But when blubbered seal jerky is the most appetizing thing on the menu, I’d just as soon cook at home. This is hardly the most mouth-watering feast we see in A:TLA:

Then there’s the stewed sea prunes, which even Aang balks at.

Or …  this delightful creature, from the Foggy Swamp Tribe.

No one misses Water Tribe food like the Water Tribe themselves! But for outsiders, it’s definitely an acquired taste.

Aang: I’d steer clear of the “sea prunes”.
Toph: I thought they were ocean kumquats.
Aang: Close enough.

Yet no matter which nation you travel to, there is always, always room for the most important part of each meal:

A cup of Uncle Iroh’s tea.

Iroh: The secret ingredient is love.

finding-galaxys  asked:

Can I have a scenario where the Sakamakis, Mukamis, Tsukinamis and Kino, know that their s/o is in heat and she is to shy too ask you know what too do with her. 7w7 (hope you understand me nwn)

Hohoho~ 7w7

~Sakamaki~

♥Shu: You, get over here… -he yanks your arm and you end up above him- You’ve been wanting this for a while, haven’t you, you dirty woman? Your scent has been filling up the entire mansion…

♥Reiji: To think I’m always trying to teach you how to behave properly… But you just can’t help it, do you? Humans always give up to their carnal desires…

♥Ayato: I just sucked you, but you want more, do you? Heheh, you can’t get enough of Ore-sama’s fangs… I’ll make sure that you feel them on every corner of your body!

♥Kanato: You’ve been… Dissipating this certain smell today. I wonder, are you wishing me to ravish you again? Last time you protested so much, though… But now you want it.

♥Laito: Nfu~ Bitch-chan, the pink color in your cheeks and your sweaty neck are telling me a lot of things about you… I even feel heat coming from between your legs~

♥Subaru: -he grabbed your neck, slowly choking you- Tch, what’s with you today? Are you that desperate for me? Hell, I bet this turns you on even more…

~Mukami~

♥Ruki: …Heh, I was right about you. Are you craving for your Master’s touch that badly, Livestock? Luckily for you, I’m feeling particularly generous today…

♥Kou: M Neko-chan is soo needy today~ But before I do anything, you have to let me know how do you feel… Be explicit~ And maybe I’ll consider rewarding you…

♥Yuma: -sighs- Shit, you’ve been thinkin’ about this all day, I can tell. You want it rough, don’t you? Then… Let’s see if you can stand when I’m finished with ya, Sow.

♥Azusa: Fufu~… Are you feeling naughty… Eve?… Then, let me pleasure you… My fangs and my knives… Will cut you deeper this time…Maybe I could give your skin… A lot of beautiful colors…

~Tsukinami~

♥Carla: You’re a lustful woman… But I don’t regret choosing you. This might be the perfect time to finally make you carry my heirs… Inside you.

♥Shin: Hm? Is it that hard to keep your thoughts to yourself? C'mon, I’ve noticed you staring at me the whole day… Do you imagine me being naked? Hahaha!

~Kino~

♥Kino: Boohoo~ You’re in heat, I get it… But do you think I’m going to do something about it? Maybe… Unless you beg for it. Let’s see if you manage to convince me with your pathetic whining.

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“Courtney Vision”

I have zero excuses

I just kept laughing while drawing the first panel im sorry

anonymous asked:

You're so good at drawing hands! Any advice?

oh thank you :D I think I’m poor at that but…. here’s what I try to.

it’s simple way, so don’t take this seriously. just for your information ;)))  the palm of the hand is like a pentagon. and fingers are like mittens. draw the mitten, and then separate it into 4, it looks quite like hands by only do that… I suppose.

oh and don’t forget to draw the fingernails! just only draw an oval into fingertip, it looks better… I suppose.

and um try to draw bones under skin?? fingers are not rubber, yeah?? but, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO SAY IS, “observe what you want to draw“ do not draw something by only your imagination!! if you want to draw hands, observe hands!! wanna draw bodies, observe bodies. wanna draw Paulie, observe him :D whenever I draw hands, I observe my hand. heheh sorry explain in English is too difficult to me… ummm I hope this will help…

EXO Finds Out You’re Ticklish

contains: fluff / laughs / pokes / cuddle attempts / kicking Baek where it hurts

[[ // Masterlist // ]]


// Minseok

“Jagi, I’m home!” you heard and you leapt from your seat in your room to meet Minseok.

He held his arms open for you and hugged you tightly around your middle.

“HEHEHEHE, STAAAHP!” you squealed while moving away from him.  He looked surprised by your outburst.

“W-what?” he laughed.  “You’re that ticklish today?”

“You did that on purpose!!“ you cried, still laughing.

Minseok shook his head and laughed along with you.  “Oh, Jagi.”

For the rest of the night, every time he got near you or even looked at you, you would burst out laughing, which would make him laugh a little in turn at how silly you were being.

When it was time for bed, Minseok asked, “So… what should I do?”

“What do you mean?”

“You’re extremely ticklish today.  Should I just sleep on my side of the bed?”

You thought for a moment.  “…Just don’t touch my stomach.  Or my armpits.  Or my feet.  Or–”

He kissed you, took your hand, and it didn’t tickle.

“Good night, Jagi.”

Originally posted by meadowgal


// Junmyeon

You were sitting on the couch, a book in your hands.  You made to turn the page when you felt a sharp poke in your side with Junmyeon’s toe.

“AHH!”  You leapt up in your seat, dropping the book in your lap.

“Why didn’t you answer me?“ he asked with a pout.

“I didn’t hear you, I was reading.”

“Do you like this new hair style?”

“Umm, well…” you began, pretending like you were thinking about it, when in reality his hair was on point.

“EEEP!“ you squealed, laughing when he jabbed you in the side again.

Having found your weakness, he leapt on top of you, and didn’t stop tickling until you admitted that his hair was amazing.

Unfortunately, by the time you were done wrestling away from his grasp, he had completely messed up his hair!

“You look… really awesome,” you sneered.

“Shut your mouth, Jagi.”

Originally posted by drawien


// Yixing

Yixing had sat down to watch a movie with you, and he put his arm around your waist like he normally did, but instead of leaning into his shoulder like you would have usually done, you burst into a fit of giggles that didn’t subside for a full minute.

When you’d finally stopped laughing, Yixing was still covering his mouth, stifling his own laughs.  “When did you get to be so ticklish, Baobei?”

“I don’t know… I just feel that way today.”

You saw the mischievous look in his eye, but you didn’t move away quickly enough.  You were pinned beneath him, wriggling away for dear life for about ten seconds.  He let you go before your sides began to split.

“Stop it, stop it!!“ you yelled once he was already off you.

“Okay, okay.”  He held his hands up to show he didn’t plan on continuing.  “…But does that mean we can’t snuggle during the movie?”

You thought for a moment.

“Let me snuggle you this time,” you said, and you were met with an enthusiastic Yixing ready to try being the little spoon.  It took him a while to get used to it, and he kept rolling around in your arms trying to get comfortable, but it was worth it for you not to have to watch the movie while holding back tickle laughs during the death scenes.

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty


// Baekhyun

Sometimes he just woke you up like this, with tickles.  Today was especially bad, because he had trapped one of your wrists in a handcuff so you couldn’t escape!

“Where did you get a handcuff?!“ you tried to ask between squealing laughs.

“Jagi is asking too many questions, Jagi must not have enough tickles,” he said as he attacked you more.

You could hardly breathe and you got desperate.  With your free hand, you slapped him in the face, which made him back up just long enough for you to protect your stomach by rolling into a ball.

“I’ll hit… somewhere worse… if you don’t stop…!” you gasped.

Baekhyun didn’t look like he was going to quit.  “I knew I should have locked both your hands.”  He lunged for you and you kicked.


For the rest of the day, Baekhyun whined about how he would never be able to have children now that you had kicked him between his legs.  After your fifteenth apology and explanation, you could only roll your eyes and tell him that he was just fine.

“…Maybe we should test them and make sure they’re not broken,“ he asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Don’t make me kick you again!!”

Originally posted by dokyunggie


// Jongdae

You knew as soon as you giggled from his touch that you had better run as fast as you could.

He chased you from one side of the house to the other, then back again.  Out of breath, you made one last attempt at escaping his clutches by running outside, down the sidewalk, to the end of the street.

Just as you thought you might be safe, you saw that Jongdae was right behind you!  You could only scream as he reached out for you and tickled you to the ground, beneath the yellow light of the streetlamp.

The screams from his laughter and yours combined to sound like two gangs of street cats fighting to the death.  You didn’t notice, but several neighbors peeked out of their windows to see what was going on.  The neighbors quickly averted their eyes though as the tickles turned into Jongdae’s fight to pin you to the concrete and make out with you, his hands still under your shirt.

You promised he could have as many kisses as he wanted, if he would just let you back into the house and stop touching your ticklish stomach!  He agreed, giving you his “you have no idea how many I want” look.

Originally posted by kiimjongbae


// Chanyeol

You were sitting in his lap, and a bowl of popcorn was sitting in your lap.  The movie had just begun and you were excited you’d finally found two hours you were both free to watch it.

Chanyeol reached around you to grab a handful of popcorn and you tried to ignore how loudly he chewed.  You pressed the up volume button to drown it out, even though it was right in your ear.

“Can you chew quieter, Chanyeol?”

“Sorry,” he said.  Instead of chomping, now he just chomped slower.  Better than before, you supposed.

His next handful, he accidentally grabbed at your stomach, causing you to erupt with laughter, fall to the floor, and spill the bowl of popcorn.

“Jagi!”  He looked at you with wide eyes as you tried to calm down, and couldn’t.  He tried to help you up, but ended up tickling you again by accident.

“Don’t, don’t!” you gasped, trying to regain your composure.

“You’re so cute,“ he said, not angry about the wasted food.

You made more popcorn and continued the movie, Chanyeol careful not to set you off again… until the movie ended, after which he gently poked your side just to see your reaction.

“I was thinking about doing that the entire movie… hehehe…”

Originally posted by ohbaekhyuns

 

// Kyungsoo

You had just started seeing Kyungsoo, and you knew he was shy about initiating contact.  Last date, you had encouraged him to be braver and to hug you if he wanted to.

So as you walked down the street, hand in hand, you hadn’t expected him to suddenly release your hand and grab your waist.  It was a little rough, probably form his nerves, but it still tickled.

You squealed and stepped away from him, leaving him frozen in horror on the street corner.  You fell onto the grass despite trying to calm yourself down.

Oh, no, how he must be feeling right now…

“Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo…“ you began once you were able to stand up again.  “I just want to make it clear.  I liked that you did that, I’m just… really ticklish today, I guess,” you said with a giggle.

And then the worry on his face melted away.  He began laughing too!

“Cute,“ you thought you heard him whisper as you took his hand again.

“Don’t worry, there will be plenty of time for that on a day when my tummy is not so sensitive,” you told him, causing him to blush at the prospect of future dates with you.

Originally posted by otpenes


// Jongin

You were play fighting about some made-up argument when Jongin discovered that you were extremely ticklish.

“AAAH STAAAHP!” you screamed when he grabbed you and wouldn’t let go of your stomach.

“Not until you admit that Dachshunds are cuter than Toy Poodles!”

“They are, they are!!!” you screamed, and he released you so you could catch your breath.

But then you were grabbing him, tickling him under his arms, forcing him to say that eggshell was a different color than off-white.

“It is, it is!!!” Jongin yelled.

You both were out of breath now, and neither could remember what had started your pretend fight.

“…Want to eat something?” you asked.

“Sure.”

You two had spicy pork ramyeon that night.

Originally posted by ninihoneykom


// Sehun

“Look at you!” Sehun laughed as he pointed at you, who could not stop laughing.  He had poked you in the side almost five minutes ago, and you still hadn’t stopped rolling on the floor.

“Just… give… me… a second…” you wheezed, finally standing up again.

POKE.

And just like that, you were on the carpet again, and Sehun was laughing right with/at you.  You couldn’t stop no matter how hard you tried.

POKE.

“I can’t believe we’ve spent the past half an hour like this,” Sehun said, seeming to finally be tired of torturing you.  “Even Jongin can’t laugh for this long.“

You would have to get him back for this somehow.


“HAHAHA,“ you laughed as Sehun stared at his phone screen in disbelief.  His password wouldn’t work.

“What did you do?!”

“This is payback, boy.  I want one kiss for every minute I was crying/laughing on the floor, then I’ll tell you the password.”

You could tell by the way Sehun carried out his punishment, pushing you against the wall and avoiding touching your ticklish stomach, that this wasn’t a true punishment for him.

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

Undertale Starter Meme
  • “After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
  • “Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
  • “Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
  • “Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
  • “Be good, alright?”
  • “Didn’t you read the sign?”
  • “Did you hear what they just said?”
  • “Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
  • “Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
  • “Don’t you have anything better to do?”
  • “Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
  • “Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
  • “Finally, someone gets it.”
  • “Forgive me for this.”
  • “Golly, you must be so confused.”
  • “Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
  • “Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
  • “Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
  • “He flexed himself out of the room!”
  • “Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
  • “Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
  • “Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
  • “I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
  • “I am only protecting you, do you understand?
  • “I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
  • “I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
  • “I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
  • “I don’t like you the way you like me.”
  • “I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
  • “If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
  • “I found a gun in a dumpster!”
  • “If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
  • “I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
  • “I knew you had it in you!”
  • “I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
  • “I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
  • “I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
  • “I’m not ready for this to end.”
  • “In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
  • “I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
  • “Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
  • “It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
  • “It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
  • “I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
  • “I want you to be happy, too.”
  • “I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
  • “Never interact with attractive people.”
  • “Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
  • “Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
  • “Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
  • “Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
  • “Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
  • “Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
  • “Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
  • “Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
  • “Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
  • “So what if a few people have to die?”
  • “Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
  • “Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
  • “Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
  • “That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
  • “That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
  • “The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
  • “They come. They leave. They die.”
  • “This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
  • “Time for our union-regulated break!”
  • “Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
  • “Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
  • “Were those two robots making out?”
  • “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
  • “What do you think of my secret style?”
  • “Where are the knives.”
  • “Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
  • “Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
  • “Who needs arms with legs like these?”
  • “Why would I ever be friends with you?”
  • “Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
  • “Would you smooch a ghost?”
  • “You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
  • “You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
  • “You can’t understand how this feels.”
  • “You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
  • “You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
  • “You just wanted to see me suffer.”
  • “You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
  • “You’ll never see ‘em again.”
  • “You’re filled with determination.”
  • “You really hate me that much?”
  • “You’re giving me a real workout.”
  • “You’re gonna have a bad time.” 
Ayato vs. Subaru Mini Drama
Ayato (CV. Midorikawa Hikaru) & Subaru (CV. Kondo Takashi)
Ayato vs. Subaru Mini Drama

[ Versus Song Requiem(2) Bloody Night Vol.I ]

Ayato vs. Subaru Mini Drama Translation

ヽ(・ω・ゞ) Good evening, dear sinners~! This track got requested a lot, so here it is! Now that I finished Yuma’s DF route, I’m gonna start completing the random requests in my spreadsheets. _(┐「ε:)_ I’m not sure if this has been done already, so my apologies if it has (I searched around and didn’t find anything).

As usual, audio translating isn’t my forte, so I apologize if I misheard or anything.

Note: I used “You” throughout the translation’s action phrases that you’ll see in parenthesis. It was easier that way, so don’t hurt me please.

The mini drama is about 18min. ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ Enjoy these two rough mouths~




(Struggling Noises; Wind’s Blowing As Subaru’s Flying)



Subaru: Geez, you’re such a pain!  I told you to stop moving. Don’t you understand!? Someone as stupid as you should know what’ll happen if you try to separate from me now. Hah? Well, if you wanna fall, be my guest. Ahh, but it wouldn’t be bad seeing you like a squashed tomato after falling to the ground. Heheh.



Subaru: Hey, what’re you gonna do? *fixes grip on Subaru* Heheh, you should’ve done that from the start. You really are a pesky woman. Oi, cling to me more. Tch, more!



Subaru: That’s it. That’s better. Your neck’s finally close. Heh…Ah? Damn it. Pisses me off seeing that guy’s fang marks. Hah? Don’t play dumb. It’s obvious what I gotta do. *bites and sucks*


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omg ok so i listened to the digimon audio drama thing and laughed for twelve million years ok ok

here are my favorite highlights!

perv koushirou strikes again!! (incidentally he is being INTENSELY cajoled into it by Tentomon!!)

AHAHAH, SWEET REVENGE!! and mmm the joumi here is stroong!

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anonymous asked:

ok.........but is there astropussy merch????? like shirts and stuff for sims 'cause... that should be a thing

OMG well @essiesims made some shirts (here and here on the very last pic are examples) i think someone else asked us about simlish versions of them once upon on a time but i don’t know what happened to that. we could definitely try to pull something together if you guys really wanted to download them tho!!

OH and @dreambot just made recolors of these vhs tapes and there’s an astropussy one if that interests you hehehe

bf!Chenle

•IM SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POSTS
•AJDNENFJWJFJRFJ I HATE COMMON TESTS
•ANYWAYS THIS TIME ITS FOR OUR DOLPHIN BOI :))
•okay so im about to get rlly soft
•his teaser is my wallpaper oops
at this rate im biasing the whole dream team ahahahahhahahahahahahaha
•ANYWAYS
•our boi here wld be that rlly enthu boyfie
•hypes you up 25/8
•"GO ________ KICK CHEMISTRY’S ASS"
•"YES DID YOU HEAR HER VOCALS??? THATS MY BAOBEI RIGHT THERE"
•i need me a boyfriend who hypes me up heh
•you’d prolly get second-hand embarrassment but you still appreciate him for always coming to your events even if you told him not to because of his schedule and practices
• *cries*
•he’d love it you come to practice and surprise him
• *dolphin screams intensify*
•like the moment he gets the news that you’re within the building’s space his mood wld be boosted by 28378283283773x and mark wld prolly have to calm his ass down
•but its Zhong Chenle guys you dont just stop him, you let him be
•i think he wld not be a vryclingy bf? hed just be subtle and lowkey
•i mean backhugs are a MUST and prolly nose kisses too
•and if you’re at the dorm i doubt haechan wld dare to disturb yall
•i mean he wldnt want to risk hurting his eardrums so heheh
•prolly some silences together when its just the two of you together only
•and at those moments he wld just stare at you in his arm on the couch
•he’d try to hoax you to sleep cuz tbh the only times he wld be quiet with you is when ur tired and he knows you cant keep them eyes open any longer
•takes 2747284838 photos of you
•"its for scientific research"
•i mean hes pretty young i dun think he wld want to get into fights
•wld message you every morning, recess break, lunch break, dinner time to remind you to take care of yourself
•no doubt if you guys ever skype/facetime/call when youre overseas you might wanna put the phone away from your ears the first twenty seconds
•"MY BAOBEI HOW HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?“
•"HAVE YOU EATEN? ARE YOU HAVING A GREAT TIME? HOWS THE WEATHER THERE?”
•dfnejfjsirfj that wld be so cute not relevant but i want a relationship like that :“)
•also eommas dotae
•doyoung the one that nags at you non-stop abt getting ur hw done
•and tae the one that makes sure you have food when youre over and that youre comfortable and that everything is just nice and cozy and buys you gifts liek every other week
•i mena they’d consider you their child as well from the day you dated Chenle
•just a heads up i guess?
•Chenle prolly the one to ask you what sound does an ant make when they communicate at three am
oops that might be me too
•oversized sweaters and checked cardigans wld be ur thing
•hes prolly the one who wld invest into this constantly
•makes sure u wear the same one with him to events
•ahhh but overall chenle wld be that hyped and soft and playful boyfie that i wish to have
•i hope youve all survived my horrible writing
and have not swerved yet

Originally posted by fullsunhaechan

keifox  asked:

Dear Nick, since Judy looks sexy in a Playboy Bunny costume, how would you feel about trying the same costume? :)

“trish, stop drawing nick in dresses. for god’s sake”

ok!!!!


(I wanted to make that joke, I’m sorry)

And *cough* Nick would probably feel a bit embarrassed at first. But, well. It’s Nick. He’s proud of the way he looks XD hehehe 

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(ihavesinnedagainI’msorrymysweets)

anonymous asked:

Heya, i was wondering if you could do Ut/Uf/Us/ and Sf skelebros with crushes? Like how would they act around them and maybe even confessions? Like, how would they get their crushes attention or something like that? I love your blog btw! Keep up the good work! -Savio

(Ahh thank you *^*  Also I have a character limit of 6, so I’m just gonna do the first three bros :) .)

UT Sans

  • He would try to act normal around you, but his grin would always be a bit forced, and he would laugh a lot, about almost everything in a pretty awkward way.
  • He is so nervous around you, only starting to chill after hanging out with you for a bit. 
  • He will try to amuse you in some way, entertaining you with funny jokes and stories.
  • “hey there. soo….we’ve been hanging out for some time, and i gotta be honest kid, i like you. wanna go out sometime?” He would awkwardly scratche his head while avoiding eye contact.

UT Papyrus

  • Excited bean will try to show you how great he is, while simultaniously showering you in compliments. 
  • Will figth a tree. Literally. He will want to impress you, choosing to show you his very cool special attack, but he doesnt want to attack you, so its tree figthing time. 
  • “HUMAN! I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS…THAT I HOPE YOU MIGHT RETURN….THAT YOU PROBABLY WILL RETURN SINCE I AM VERY GREAT…AT LEAST I HOPE YOU THINK I AM…I WANT YOU TO BE MORE THEN A FRIEND…MAYBE A..DATEFRIEND?” he will be nlushing harder and harder with every word, otherwise seeming calm. He is not.

UF Sans

  • He is a sweating mess everytime he is around you.
  • So nervous his brain just short circuits randomly from tiem to time.
  • He will try to prank you to get your attention, it’s …not really the best way to get somebodys attention. Also will eat a hotdog he found at the dump to impress you. It doesnt go well, he spends most if the following night puking it out again, while Papyrus just shakes his head in amused annoyance . 
  • “eyy…..sugar. i gotta tell ya a thing, but i don’t really know how to…so, here goes. I like ya, wanna…you know…go from single to mingling?” *fingerguns*

UF Papyrus

  • He trained himself not to show to many emotions, its easier to induce feae in other when you are not showing emotion, so you probably wont know he is crushing hard on you. 
  • He will get you some presents to get your attention, telling you that somebody like you is to weak to go around the Underground, no matter how buff you actually are and just start training you to get you to hang out with him. 
  • “I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, AND I WILL ONLY TELL YOU ONCE…..I…I MAY HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. DO YOU….MAYBE HAve feelings yourself…?” he will drift of into mumbling, his usually enotionless face fire red and not meetig your face. He can face a violent monster staying comepletly calm, but this is just a bit to awkward for him.

US Sans

  • He will hang around you, bouncing from excitement everytime he sees you. 
  • He will often pose for you, tryig to catch your eye, he will even dress up nicely so you pay attention to him, and try to get into physicall contac very often, nostly because he is just a very cuddly person. 
  • “AH..HUMAN…I…I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU AND ITS VERY IMPORTANT. I LIKE YOU A LOT AND I WOULD LOVE TO…DO THINGS PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY LIKE EACH OTHER WITH YOU…if you like me too..” he will bounce on his heels the entire time, almost vibrating from nervoussnes.

US Papyrus:  

  • Will lazily lean on thing everytime he is around you, often just toppling over or pretending to lean on air. 
  • Will try to get your attention mostly trough humor but also throw in a few pranks. Like a terrible mix of classic and fell sans. 
  • “ey kiddo. you seem to find my joke pretty humerus…hehehe….no but if you would like to you could…see my humerus? i got some interesting things to show you if you want.” Its an awkward attempt at flirting, but it comes from a good place.