hehe ted


Omg I couldn’t stop laughing at the part where undyne made TK and paps go to to that party/royal meeting with her XD.  Paps being the sweet innocent cinnamon roll that he is, looked  like he was having the time of his life. Meanwhile poor Tk  seemed like he absolutely hated being there  (I guess he’s not a fan of parties or anything formal lol, but I can relate I don’t really like parties either… especially if they are formal… i’m not what you would call a social person… i’m really shy.  And if I had to go to a party I would just stay on the sideline and stick to wherever they have the food to snack on,like the little wallflower I am. ^^) But hey on the bright side sans looked so cute in his outfit!, I think it really suit-ted him hehe.

touch, talk, fall asleep -- jeddy oneshot

3rd POV (changed the age gap to 4 years for this)

Teddy Lupin was a good kid. He did his homework, got good grades, played seeker for Hufflepuff and was an overall teacher’s pet. He had brilliant manners and always smiled charmingly at anyone and everyone. He was loved amongst students and teachers.

So when he graduated Hogwarts, changed his hair to a bright rainbow and shaved the sides. When he got two ear piercings and magical tattoo. Friends and family all over were more than surprised. Teddy had waited till he was seventeen to make all the changes. Till he could ready start living for himself.

Harry and Ginny didn’t mind. Andromeda had to give it a few weeks before she could look at him without frowning but eventually got used to it too.

The rainbow had was the thing most people has suspected. He had come out as pansexual three years prior but had always shown a love for rainbows and the brightness they represented.

Teddy also ended up finding some of Sirius’ old leather jackets and harry had allowed him the motorcycle a few times prior but now both the jackets and the cycle had completely found their way into Teddy’s hands, permanently.

He looked the opposite of his personality. The piercings the tattoos, that gradually became more, and the way he dressed. He was a wizarding world hearth throb.

Of course, he had even got into the magazines and news due to the commotion of ‘Golden boy Harry Potter’ godson is Britain’s most wanted bachelor’. Now yes the title was a bit of an over exaggeration but he had defiantly worked his way into the press’ hearts. He had even gotten a few modelling offers.

But Teddy being Teddy kindly declined each love confession and modelling agency. He was a modest bloke and really didn’t see what all the commotion was about.

James Potter was a simple guy. He was a hot but simple guy.

He was Gryffindors dearly beloved prankster and constantly had some rumour of a girlfriend floating around.

He was seen as a player and an easy fuck. A pretty face and a nice arse.

Now what James didn’t understand is that he’d only been with three girls in his Hogwarts life but thanks to his oh so lovely cousin clan there was always a rumour or a little whisper of him sleeping with the older Ravenclaw girl or the snarky Slytherin 6th year. Or just snogging with a random girl outside Hogsmeade.

The worst bit was that there was always a girl that was willing to say that she was the one James had that week. Even if he hadn’t spoken to her once before.

There was always a girl latching herself onto his arm, always someone sexualizing him.

James tried to ignore the whispers he heard seeing as he knew they weren’t true but he couldn’t tell them they weren’t true. No one had believed him before. Why would they now?

There was always one person James could rant to.


The boys had known each other since diapers and they were connected at the hip whenever close.

James adored the older boy. More than a best friend probably should but he never let that get to him. Teddy was too important to him to loose.

The boys often found themselves in James’ room on Friday nights casting silencing charms and talking. Talking for as along as much as they could before they fell asleep. Sometimes Teddy word bring his guitar and play James something he had been working on. Or they would sneak downstairs and James would teach teddy something on the piano.

There was never a dull moment. Especially not when they teased Albus or took Lilly out to the close by park.

Both boys however published or previewed by the socialism around them always knew the real them.

James knew the real Teddy and Teddy knew the real James.

And sometimes the only person you need to believe you is the one who knows you best.

James was good at hiding his feelings towards Teddy. He never really acted out too much and always knew what not to do after seeing Albus do exactly what you’re not supposed to with his feelings towards Scorpius.

He stared very little and kept his blush internal. For most of it at least.

But when Teddy arrived at James’ 18th birthday party with his hair dark blue almost black. With his ear pierced again, his eyebrow shaved a little near the end and a leather jacket on James couldn’t control his eyes.

He scanned Teddy over at least 20 times before he accidentally dropped his cup and snapped out of it.

He looked good. So so good. Even more good than usual. And man was that saying something.

James had enough time to stare while his relatives made a large deal out of Teddy’s new look.

“Close your mouth lover boy” Scorpius laughed walking past James, snapping him out of his second trance of staring at those ripped jeans.

“You know my boyfriend is right. You should stop staring before yours catches on” Albus rolled his eyes before smirking and dragging a giggling Scorpius to the kitchen.

James glared at where the younger boys once stood before going up to his room.

The party was practically over anyway and he’s teddy was late but he couldn’t be bothered to care.

Once he closed the door he clicked it locked and slid down against it sighing deeply.

He would thank everyone tomorrow for coming. Right now he was too dazed.

He placed his head in his hands and pulled his knees closer.

Teddy becoming even more attractive was not good for his already two-year strong crush. Teddy with his stupid smile and cute dimples. Teddy with his bad knock jokes and brilliant singing. Goddamnit could he be more perfect?

James groaned loudly.

“Knock knock”

Speak of the devil.

“Who’s there” James smiled, opening the door slightly and walking away from it letting teddy enter himself.

“Me” The dark haired boy laughed.

“That’s the worst one so far” James spoke raising an eyebrow at the boy leaning against his door frame.

“Nah I think I’m a great person to show up at someone’s door. Especially yours” Teddy grinned showing his dimples.

“Yeah shut up” James smiled, falling backwards onto his bed.

“I’m sorry-”

“It’s fine. You’re always late.” James sighed.

“Jamieeeee” teddy drawled walking over to the bed and leaning over to look James in the eyes.

“What is is bubble head?” James rolled his eyes and moved to the side of the bed.

“Pay attention to meet” Teddy spoke sitting down next to James.

James proceeded to ignore the dark haired boy. He couldn’t trust himself, he knew that as soon as he looked into Teddy’s eyes he would instantly forgive him. Or kiss him. Either way not good.

Teddy huffed and started to slightly poke and tickle James.

“Ted hehe Ted- stop haha Teddy” James laughed and squirmed finally turning around and laying close to Teddy. He took the blue haired boy’s hands and looked him in the eye.


“Make me” Teddy challenged, raising an eyebrow.

“Maybe later” James rolled his eyes and turned onto his back.

He and Teddy stayed like that for a while. Maybe two minutes. It was too peaceful to interrupt. That was until Teddy suddenly got up and walked to the door.

James frowned but kept quiet.

Teddy walked outside James’ room and brought back a bag

Overnight stuff okay.

Teddy then walked back out and brought in his guitar.


y, James thought

Hr expected teddy to walk back to the bed, force him up and make him set up or something but instead, teddy kept quiet and simply placed his things where they would normally go.

“Remember how you helped me play the piano,” Teddy asked very suddenly

“Yeah, I’ve been showing you for a few months now. Why?” James responded sitting up.

“Come with me” Teddy smiled.

Despite what James had expected when they got downstairs a fee family members were still there. Still around 10 people.

“Teddy what’s-”

“Just stay here I’ll be right back” Teddy smiled quickly before running into the kitchen.

“Dad do you know what’s up with Teddy,” James asked walking over to his dad.

“No, but it seems Lily is in on it. She’s been acting weird too” Harry squinted in his daughter’s direction.

Teddy was there too. Whispering into her ear. She seemed to be focusing on his information quite a lot as well.

What on earth.

Teddy then quickly walked away and right back to James.


“Let’s go” Teddy quickly grabbed James’ hand and he tried his best to look nonchalant about it.

Teddy pulled James into the study on the bottom floor where the bitters had an arrangement of bookcases, a record player, a small desk and their piano.

“Well, I’ve been practising” Teddy spoke letting go of James’ hand and rubbing his neck.

“We couldn’t wait till morning for -”

“I want to play you something”

“You need to stop cutting me off” James laughed “but go ahead then we’re here now so might as well.”

Teddy sat down in front of the piano and did a few chords as a warm up. James had positioned a chair right next to the piano and sat down with Teddy watching as he nervously placed his fingers down.

“Now I’m no James potter but this isn’t that bad and”

“Just play”

That’s exactly what he did.

The few notes were long and simple but teddy managed to keep in time as well.

“Won’t you turn around and please look at me
For everything we are, everything we’ve been
I promise I’ll be good if you stay with me

But everything we are, it just went away
With the slide of a tongue and a sour taste
I cannot recall, I can explain”

James was completely awestruck. Teddy’s soft singing and great accompaniment. Everything just worked.

“But I remember the nights when you’d lie with me
Where we’d talk and we’d touch and we’d fall asleep
I wake up in your arms and I’d feel at ease

It’s gonna be a long night”

The piano got a little bit more complicated here but teddy kept the pace and to be honest. James wouldn’t even have realised that the piano was off if it was. He was too drawn into the playing.

So drawn in he didn’t realise the rest of the family joining them inside.

Teddy was beyond nervous. He’d practised the song more times than he could remember all that he knew was that there’s so way he could mess up. He couldn’t allow himself. He wouldn’t allow himself.

“I still have your shirt in my dresser drawer
The one with the stripes that you liked in store
Everything has changed, I wanted more

Teddy continued playing and singing. Sneaking James a little smile every time he just played and didn’t meet to sing. James was completely destroyed, falling more in love with every note played.

Oh, it’s gonna be a long night

Teddy finished, playing the last new notes, looking towards his feet.

“So um” The dark haired boy paused “what did you think?”

“It was. I’m. Well. I.” James stuttered “it was brilliant.”

Teddy sighed in relief

“I mean it was about-”

“Well done lupin. Who knew you could impress us even more” Albus cut Teddy off with a smirk.

“Allll” Lily whined

“What I didn’t do anything” he defended as Lily smacked him.

“Well done Teddy” Harry smiled and a chorus of agreement followed.

“Okay well it’s about time we all head to bed” Ginny clapped her hands. Everyone left out the room saying goodbyes and apparating out of the house.

“I’ll leave you to it then” Ginny smirked walking past Teddy. “Have fun boys and sleep well”

James blushed and looked away before muttering an incoherent “shut up”

As James and Teddy walked into James’ room they heard Ginny once again. This time yelling a “not too much fun”

James swears he could sense Albus snorting at their mum and silently agreeing.

“Mum” he whined causing a laugh to be heard down the hallway.

They settled into James’ room, Teddy flopping down onto the sleeper couch and sighed heavily.

“I was so scared of messing up”

“But you didn’t”

“Yeah. I think I was just too commuted to mess up.”

“Before Al interrupted. You said, were about to say- what the song was about.”

“Oh. Yeah. Well, I found it and it just really summed up how I felt. Um about” Teddy trailed off


“Well. You”

James’ heart skipped a beat.

“What do you mean?”

Teddy got up and walked over to James who was still standing in the middle of the room.

“Exactly what I said. You. You and I. How we’ve become what we are. Who we are. How we’ve grown to become close” Teddy stepped closer to James “I don’t know how or when. But you-you are just so much more to me than you can comprehend.”

James’ breath caught in his throat

“James. I know I’m giving you a lot of information and that this can be really awkward for you but I just want to say that I don’t want this to be a burden or upset you so please just. Say something.”

“Edward Remus Lupin do me a favour and shut up” James smiled flicking his eyes between Teddy’s eyes and lips

Teddy snapped his mouth shut and looked down slightly at James.


This time James cut Teddy off. He grabbed Teddy’s shirt and pulled him closer, kissing him hard. Teddy’s initial shock passed and he settled into James touch, placing his hands on the other boy’s waist.

James moved his hand from Teddy’s shirt and rested his arms on Teddy’s shoulders.

“I told you to stop cutting me off that was your punishment,”  James smirked as he pulled away.

“If that’s a punishment I’ll take it any day” teddy grinned.

“Well I’ll take you up on that” James muttered leaning in again.

“Mum they kissed” They heard Al yell from the other room

“That little bu-” James growled trying to pull away and chase after his brother but teddy stopped him by the hand pulling him back into his chest.

“Jamie they were bound to find out ignore Albus and kiss me again.”

James looked to the door for a second before turning back to Teddy. He rolled his eyes and cast a silencing charm

“Fair point”

A/n this is so long wtf


I can’t… My feels… 
The series finale got me so bad…

When Robin and Barney announce their divorce 

The whole time I was hoping they’d somehow say it was a joke or test or something…

Barney’s first encounter with his daughter

That really got me in the feels!

When Ted re-proposes to Tracy 

She was so happy about it hehe! 

When Ted says, “While your mother was sick.”

The whole scene with her in the hospital bed. I KNEW IT… I COULDN’T DEAL. It didn’t help when the kids said they liked aunt Robin… I didn’t want it to be true! The worst line was, “Mom’s been gone for six years… It’s time to move on.

Then he goes after Robin right away… YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH MY FEELS LIKE THAT T_T 

Time after those words of knowing their mother is gone would of been great… T_T not cool… NOT COOL. No I can’t deal… Ted just got everything he always wanted… Now he’s still getting Robin… But… I spend the whole season on loving the mother.. wut.