heh i got some time here

a list of klance things that happened that i forget actually happened and aren’t fanon:

  • “i’ll stick yOU IN A WORMHOLE”
  • that forehead touch thing after ‘shut ur quiznak’
  • that entire scene where they’re blindfolded and in their lions and keith & lance are racing each other
    • “you still goin keith”
      “you know it”
  • the iconique ~bonding moment~
    • keith, kneeling down and grabbing lance’s hand, and HOLDING IT as they fuckign gaze longingly at each other 
    • “we did it,,,, we are a good team”
  • “haha. hey lance, i got ur lion back”
    • “thank u keith, now can u come and unchain me”
      “whats that i, uhh,, ur cutting out i cant,, i cant hear u”
      “oh CMON i thought we BONDED,, keith,,,, buddy,,,,, my MAN
  • that entire scene where they work together from “cool your jets, keith” to “na na na boo boo”,,,, good shit
    • their like generic old married couple banter when theyre trying to cut open the ceiling
    • lance trying to communicate to keith non verbally and keith not getting it but still figuring out the plan and them still kicking ass together,,,, thanks sm
  • when the castle was going ~apples & bananas~ and keith managed to show up at the perfect time to save lance’s ass
  • heh,,,,,,, like that? ;)
  • two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay
    • that elevator scene feels like a fever dream but people genuinely took the time to animate it and i, for one, am thankful
    • keith, still shirtless: i got u covered,,,, i uh- i dont got u
  • keith: we need to focus
  • lance: wE nEeD tO fOcUs

❤ Happy Valentines day everyone! ❤

Sorry for the lack of activity on here lately! Been so busy… But! Had some time for a quick Victuuri in flashy Las Vegas gear (because I just got back from Vegas and I still feel a little overwhelmed by the spectacle haha). I miss these boys ;____;

Snezcanon: Voltron Edition

My take on something I know has already been done, sorry not sorry (?) <.< But In My Humble Opinion here’s the mains—

Allura: She’s got the dainty sneezes. The ones with the distinctly girly-sounding endings, like “hehttChiew!” However, for all her daintiness, she sneezes in threes, and on the third, her magic has a tendency to go haywire. This makes for some interesting times aboard the castle, and she’s never allowed to pilot when ill.

Coran: His sneezes are obnoxiously vocal, and usually contain a handful of gratuitous syllables (I think you can guess what I mean without me spelling it). He uses handkerchiefs religiously. Because every sneeze is a dramatic production, he gets exhausted really really quickly when he’s sick or allergic or what have you. Usually the Paladins and Allura have to force him to go to bed.

Shiro: Shiro’s sneezes blindside him almost without fail. This is a source of embarrassment for him because, regrettably, his sneezes are not discreet. He wishes he could make them more so, but he almost never realizes he has to sneeze until he has to sneeze. So he’ll be sitting quietly, minding his own business, when suddenly his lungs seize up and – “hahDJYSSCHhhuh!” (Pidge has been known to fall out of her chair) He’s usually good for one, unless he’s sick, in which case he sneezes intermittently and gets wicked headaches and sinus pain due to his scar….

Pidge/Katie: She’s got the kitten sneezes. Quiet but forceful, and many at once. She haaaates this because once she starts she knows there’ll be a good dozen before she’s finished, and it’s annoying as hell. Sometimes it’ll happen while she’s in the middle of working or worse, an explanation, and she tries (and fails) to continue typing or speaking every time.

Lance: Lance’s sneezes are ticklish AF. He’ll build up for a good several ticks before finally dissolving into mini-fits of 2-5 that take a lot out of him. His sneezes distract him horribly while they’re forming, which is bad news for everyone else usually (”Lance, watch where you’re aiming those ice blast - oh shit he’s gonna sneeze take cover”) and his eyes water like mad, especially with allergies. He’s also bad at remembering to cover, which gets him yelled at. A lot.

Keith: Keith is The Stifler of the bunch. He hates drawing attention to himself, so when he sneezes he can almost always do it near-silently, though if he’s sick it gets a lot harder and he has to physically pinch his nose and such. When he does let himself sneeze (i.e. when no one is around and/or he’s too tired to stifle) his sneezes are harsh and tear his throat. He sneezes twice without fail, occasionally in small fits of these pairs, but Lance has his sneezing patterns figured out and is inordinately amused (”hehGgKXt!” “hahaha okay waaait for it~~” “sh-shut uhh- hheGKkTSh-t!-dh - up!!”

Hunk: Hunk, amazingly, has the squeakiest sneeze of them all. He’s not quiet, per se, but his voice cracks and pitches higher when he sneezes. (first time it happened, everyone lost their shit. he was Not Amused) Like Shiro, he’s usually good for one, but he’ll be sniffly for a long time after, and sneeze again if he doesn’t blow his nose. 

Lust x Fell
  • (Gotta say, very dirty sinful sex up in here, letting you people know, you been warn~ hope yah all love it as much as I do, and enjoy every hot sexy moment of it~ I regret nothing, also, give a like and reblog lol)
  • *In UnderLust*
  • LustSans: Heya bro, I'm heading out to Grillbyz, k
  • LustPaps: -Sighs- fine.. but don't over drink.. Can't stand to always end up dragging you back home from you always getting so drunk all the time..
  • LustSans: Ah g Paps, don't worry, I ain't gonna be dra-gon you down, with me over drinkin, heh
  • LustPaps: ... Really... you just couldn't help yourself..
  • LustSans: Hehehe, welp, anyway, I'm off, cya
  • *Teleports*
  • LustSans: -comes in the front entrance of door- Heya guys, miss me?
  • CrowdInClub: Hell Yeah! Lust is Back!
  • LustSans: Heh, I take that as a yes~ -walks inside and sits on stole, looks to grillby- yah know what I like grillby~ -winks-
  • LustGrillby: of course, same as always -serves him the ketchup shots- Your brother seems to be getting tired of you drinking more often then usual here
  • *Music bumpin and blasting, loads of strippers and drinkers in kinky sexy clothes dancing*
  • LustSans: -drinks- eh, got no where else to go for some fun heh
  • LustGrillby: -smiles bit- right, just try to not over drink today, your brother text me to remind you that
  • LustSans: -rolls pupils- ok ok, I heard him the first time, ain't much change around here, always same thing, over and over -looks over to the others dancing, partying, drinking, and stripping-
  • LustGrillby: Think something might change for you? -leans to bar with arms crossed-
  • LustSans: Heh -drinks another shot- I wish grillbyz, I sure wish, that something new could happen for once, instead of the same ol thing I see everyday, somethin, interesting, more fun and exciting yah know?
  • LustGrillby: Sure lust, maybe something will change for you
  • -phone rings-
  • LustGrillby: ? hold on lust, I have to answer this -heads to the back in storage room and answers phone-
  • LustSans: Eh ok.. -keeps drinking-
  • *after couple shots later*
  • CrowdInClub: -chant- Dance! Lust! Dance!
  • LustSans: ? -hic- ehehe.. welp, since yah all ask -gets on a pole and strip dances for them, is drunk-
  • CrowdInClub: -Chant, Cheers, and Whistles in Hot Tone-
  • *After a long late night partying, he ends up walking threw the forest*
  • LustSans: -still drunk- *hic* wooo -chuckles- *hic* that was some parrrttyy~ -blushing from effect of drinking and pupils are heart shape purple-
  • -As soon as he almost makes it back home, a mysterious portal appears, right infront of him, out of no where-
  • LustSans: ? -tilts head- *hic* wha this?.. -goes closer to take a peek- hmm?..
  • -The portal suddenly sucks him inside and closes behind him-
  • LustSans: !?! Hey! WTF?!
  • -He tries to escape, but the force of the portal pulls him more and more, with no escape-
  • *Next Scene, In UnderFell*
  • FellSans: Boss.. I'm heading to Grillbys.. and cmon home late.. so don't be a ass callin me all crazy to come home..
  • FellPaps: Hmph.. your already a ass to me.. whatever.. go get yourself drunk for all I care...I'll be at the Royal Guard -walks out the front door and slams it behind self-
  • FellSans: *ToSelf: Bitch..
  • -As Soon as he was gonna teleport, a portal appears in front of him-
  • FellSans: ? What the Fuck? -looks at it with hands in jacket pockets- what is this shit?...
  • -the portal sucks him in-
  • FellSans: !? -teleports before it could- what the fuck was that. . . -walks threw forest- least it didn't get me..
  • -portal appears underneath his feet and he falls in, portal closes-
  • FellSans: . . . I should of know...-pupils slightly opened, with a pist off look- where the fuck is it taking me..
  • *Back to LustSans Scene*
  • -portal opens and drops him on ground, and he faceplant-
  • LustSans: !? -muffles- ow.. -slowly stands back up,rubs face, looks around- where am I?.. geez.. I need to get back home
  • -he tries to teleport back to his au world, but for some reason, it only teleports him back to where he is right now-
  • LustSans: ? what the hell -keeps trying- what's goin on here.. why can't I teleport back?.. shit.. this isn't good
  • -he roams threw the forest, soon stumbles upon a empty house-
  • LustSans: -sees- ? hm.. seems empty, do I dare?.. Ah freak it, where else could I go, and its getting pretty dark out
  • -he heads inside the empty house, towards the living room, lays upon couch, slowly falls to sleep-
  • *Back to FellSans Scene*
  • -portal opens up and drops him-
  • FellSans: -lands on feet, grunts- what the fuck.. what's this shitty place.. I'm outer here..
  • *same result as LustSans, he only teleports to the same spot*
  • FellSans: ?.. Son of a Bitch.. guess I'm walkin..fuckin fantastic..
  • *As he roams threw the forest, it starts getting darker with night approaching, he soon stumbles upon the same house that LustSans is in, him not knowing he's there*
  • FellSans: -sees it- looks dead empty.. -looks around- to quiet out here.. might as well spend the night there till morin, and figure out on how the fuck I'm gonna get back..
  • -heads inside, pupils glow red for light, looks around-
  • LustSans: zZzZzZz -Snores-
  • FellSans: -hears- ? not empty.. -heads towards the snoring sound, suddenly seeing him sleeping on couch- ..... *Whispers to self: What the fuck is he doing here. . .
  • LustSans: zZzZzZz
  • FellSans: *Whisper to self: ... of all the Au's....-grunts- fuck sake...-sighs- maybe he might know what happened -grunts- n-no.. what am I saying.. I shouldn't talk to the sex addicting freak.. -back turned- there's gotta be someone else that can bring me back to my au...and explain, on why the fuck I'm here...
  • LustSans: -slowly wakes, hearing a voice, lifts head, and sees him- ? *To Self Whispers: ooooo heh, well well, how interesting that FellSans is here as well. Maybe, in the mean time, since were now both struck here, I could spare the time for some fun with him~ -gets up slowly, and approaches him quietly from behind, with a sly grin-
  • FellSans: *To self: Who ever brought me here with this "Freak" is gonna p-
  • LustSans: -Arms wrap around him- heeeyyy felly~ -chuckles, with pupils glowing in purple heart shape-
  • FellSans: !?! Oh Hell Nah! -Shoves him off- Don't Touch Me! -backs away-
  • LustSans: heheh~ Aww did I scare you felly~
  • FellSans: -raises non existing brow- fuck no... and don't call me that....
  • LustSans: Heh, weird how it brought you and me, together, isn't it~
  • FellSans: Don't Fuckin Touch Me. . .or I'll break you..
  • LustSans: -Leans forward, licks him on mouth- You talk bad~ I love it~
  • FellSans: ! -shivers- what the fuck is with you! you creep me the fuck out.. -clenches fist- Stay the fuck away from me!! Got That!
  • LustSans: or what, yah gonna, Pun-ish me~ *winks*
  • FellSans: First of all, good one, second, not to whatever your thinking...
  • LustSans: -chuckles- C'mere yah sexy bones~ -hands to his face and kisses him on mouth-
  • FellSans: !?! -swings a punch-
  • LustSans: -miss- lol
  • FellSans: -pupils flame red, blushes bit- You Asshole!!!
  • LustSans: -blushes- hehe~ you taste good hot stuff~
  • FellSans: ugh... -shivers- just. don't.
  • LustSans: Aww cmon, its just only you and me here~
  • FellSans: I.. don't give a flying fuck..
  • LustSans: I do~
  • FellSans: -flips him off- Fuck You!
  • LustSans: -loops fingers and puts in center of his middle finger- Fuck Me~ *winks*
  • FellSans: . . . -eyesockets go black, and twitches bit, growls- errr....
  • LustSans: Yah cute when your mad~
  • FellSans: I'm Not Cute! I'm Deadly!
  • LustSans: Oh sure yah are, yah also such a big ol softy~
  • FellSans: -raised voice bit- Stop. It. Now....
  • LustSans: Yah outta try somethin fun for a change sexy bad bones~ and not act like a pussy~
  • FellSans: -Triggered, slam him upon ground, pins him down- Shut Your Sluty Ass Mouth Up!!!
  • LustSans: -gets startled bit, sinful grin, legs wrap around his waist and pulls him down on me- Soooo Hooott~ -grabs to his collar and pulls down, licks on his neck-
  • FellSans: Gahh!?! -flinched and shivers, blushes more, tries to escape-
  • LustSans: -doesn't let him, arms around and over his shoulders, pulls him more down on me, legs still around his waist more tight, looks to him with a sly smile-
  • FellSans: . . . .Let...go..
  • LustSans: heh no~ -tongues him deep in the mouth to his tongue-
  • FellSans: !?! Mmph!-muffles- Stop! -struggles, blushing hard-
  • LustSans: -wraps tongue to his-
  • FellSans: Mmmph!! -can't take it-
  • LustSans: -breathes heavily- ahh heh~ -makes out to him, drools bit-
  • FellSans: a-ahh..-gives up, makes out back to him more roughly-
  • LustSans: -slathers tongue to his neck-
  • FellSans: ahh~ -pants hard, bites bit hard to his neck-
  • LustSans: -Jolts up bit- Ah!~ so naughty~
  • FellSans: *InMind: What the fuck am I doing.. This is so wrong yet.. -grunts- It feels so right* -hand grips to his ass-
  • LustSans: -Jolts bit from feel, blushes hard, yells out in pleasure- ohh felly!~
  • FellSans: -gets kinda turned on, turns him around to his stomach, pulls his shirt off and mine, licks his spine-
  • LustSans: Ahhh!~ -pants heavily, trembles-
  • FellSans: -blushing, whispers- I..hate..you.. -pulls his pants down as I pull my shorts down, bends him over and penetrates him hard and deep in his ass-
  • LustSans: !! Ahhhh!!~ -moans loudly with tongue dripping and drooling bit-
  • FellSans: -pants hard, pounds in him harder, faster, deeper, gripping to his ass, spread wide-
  • LustSans: Ahhhh!~ hhhhhn!~ -moans louder, legs to knees get shaky, breathes heavier, hands grip-
  • FellSans: -breathes much heavier, sweating, keeps pelvic thrusting further and further in deeply, and much faster- ahhh~ mmmhh~ -huffs and puffs hard to his back of spine, with tongue out drooling on it-
  • LustSans: Ahhh!~ -moans out- fuck yes!~ -pants deeply, sweating and drooling from tongue- hhhhhhn!~
  • FellSans: -goes all the way in at limit thrusting deeply harder and faster- ahhhh~ f-fuck~ hhhhhn~ s-shit~ I'm g-gonna~ -full grip on his ass and cums- Ahhh!~
  • LustSans: Ahhhh!!~ -screams in pleasure, from feeling his cum in me all wet- ooohh felly~~~ -blushes deeply-
  • FellSans: -pants, blushes hard, looks down on him and grins- I'm not done yet.. -turns him facing me, lowers his head, hand on back of his head and shoves my dick in his mouth-
  • LustSans: Mmmmppphhh!~
  • FellSans: Get to sucking you thirsty bastard~ -sly and grin smile-
  • LustSans: -sucks deep and hard-
  • FellSans: -pants hard, helps him go faster and deeper-
  • LustSans: -sucks deeply and faster, at sametime, jerking and stroking with bit of grip and squeeze to it, drools- Mmmmpph~ Mmmmh~
  • FellSans: -moans- ahhh~ g-god d-dam mmmhh~ hhhhhn~ -drools from tongue, staring at him, heavy breathing-
  • LustSans: -breathes heard from nose hole, goes deeper in throat, tongue slathers all over it soaking wet, goes faster, grip stroking-
  • FellSans: Ahhh~ -breathes deeply heavier- f-fuck~ Ahhh!~ mmmmh~ hhhhhn!~ -grabs to his head and thrust all the way in and cums- Ahhh!~
  • LustSans: Mmmmpphhh!!~ -gulps it all, pants hard- *huff* ahh~ *puffs* -licks around mouth, blushing more deeply-
  • FellSans: -looks to him, blushing harder, kisses to him-
  • LustSans: -kisses back- That was fun~
  • FellSans: f-fuck yeah, it was~
  • LustSans: -pupils glow in purple heart shape with a sly smile, says in sexual tone of voice- lets have some more fun~
  • *To Be Continued*

kaephei  asked:

I'm currently stressing myself out over my portfolio for university so I'm trying to take a step back and binge on some Diabolik Lovers. Could you please do some reactions of the guys (of whichever family you like I'm not fussed) seeing their S/O with paint smudges on their face OR getting stressed over their art work. Thank you! <3

I wrote it with the Mukami bros… But if you want the Sakamaki too, just ask~

♥Ruki: Livestock, stop painting and go rest for a while. It’s an order. I can’t have you getting tired when I’m already drinking your blood… So, drop the brush on this instant.

♥Kou: Are you organizing your portfolio again? Ugh, why don’t you spend some time with me instead, M Neko-chan? That thing will only stress you more. So leave it, for now~

♥Yuma: Agh, look at you, Sow! You even have paint on your hair! Tch. Get over here, stop working for a while. I’ve got an interesting activity for both of us, heh.

♥Azusa: Eve… I think you should rest… I understand… If this is your work… But you’ve been ignoring me… A lot, lately… Here, let me clean your face…

Recovery (Starcoweek3 day 4)

Marco watched Star sit next to his unconscious body in the hospital bed. The heart monitor beeped steadily. It was the only thing providing her with some comfort, knowing that he was still alive. She took his hand in hers and brought it to her cheek.

He tried to place a hand on her shoulders but it only passed through. No, he wasn’t dead. Just a ghost. His spirit was separated from his body. How did he end up in this situation? Ludo. The little bird monster blasted him with an unknown spell, knocking Marco’s soul out of his body. Needless to say, when Star ran to check up on him, she wasn’t too happy. She dipped down and blew up the entire underground fortress. Ludo probably escaped somewhere, but it’s doubtful he’ll show up any time soon.

And now here he is, trying to figure out how to get back into his body. Honestly, he was starting to lose a bit of hope. He already spent a week looking at the spellbook, hoping he could get himself back into his body, but nothing seemed to help.

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darfichihrenhundstreicheln  asked:

Fiddauthor with 18, please :)

18. “I wish I could stop loving you”

Here, have a gay scene that takes place after the gremloblin attack.  

Send me a number and some characters and I’ll write a ficlet!

               “Is the aspirin helping?” Ford asked.  Fiddleford shrugged, but then winced.  “I’ll take that as a no, then.”  Ford began to unpack the first aid kit quickly, looking for something that might deaden his assistant’s pain.  

               “Got ibuprofen in the car,” Fiddleford mumbled.

               “I might have ibuprofen here,” Ford said.  He picked up a bottle that rattled and frowned at the label.  “No, this is…stool softener.  Why do I have this in my first aid kit?”  He tossed the pill bottle to the side.  It rolled underneath the couch that Fiddleford was currently laying on.  

               “Just go to the car.  Ya know where m’ keys are.”

               “I’m not leaving you alone.  You were just attacked by a gremloblin.”

               “‘S a stupid name.”

               “No, it’s clever.  Anyways, who knows how you’ll react to its venom, or whatever it did with its eyes.” Fiddleford was silent.  “F, what happened, with the eyes?”

               “Not important.”

               “Oh, come now.  Everything is important in science.  Every bit of data,” Ford wheedled.  He opened a bottle of iodine and began to swab it on Fiddleford’s puncture wounds. Fiddleford let out a hiss of pain. “I apologize for the stinging. But I need to disinfect this.”

               “Well, duh.”  

               “So?  What did you see?” Ford asked.  

               “Don’t matter.”

               “You’re determined to stay quiet about it, hmm?”

               “Yep.”  A few minutes passed in silence.  Ford finished disinfecting Fiddleford’s wounds and began to wrap them.  

               “Going to need to restock the first aid kit after this,” Ford muttered. “And put the stool softener in the medicine cabinet where it belongs.”

               “Some days, I wish I weren’t here,” Fiddleford said suddenly.  Ford stopped, mid-wrap, to stare at his assistant. “Days like today, ‘specially.  I could be home in Palo Alto, with Tate ‘n my wife.  Wouldn’t be bein’ bandaged by a physics major, after gettin’ attacked by some supernatural critter.”

               “Where is this coming from?” Ford asked, resuming bandaging Fiddleford.

               “That there gremloblin just reminded me of all I can lose, if’n I stay here,” Fiddleford whispered.  “That’s all.” Ford finished bandaging Fiddleford’s wounds.

               “Do you really wish you weren’t here?” he asked quietly.

               “Can ya blame me?”

               “On days like today…perhaps not.  I do apologize for this.”

               “Heh.  Weren’t expectin’ an apology.  Yer not the apologizin’ type.  The forgivin’ type, neither.”


               “I got lotsa wishes,” Fiddleford said with a sigh.  “I wish I was spendin’ more time with Tate.  I wish I could get ya to stop messin’ with my puzzle cube. I wish I talked to my folks more often.” There was a beat of silence.  “I wish I could stop lovin’ you,” Fiddleford whispered.  Ford sighed.

               “It would make things easier, wouldn’t it?  If we didn’t have…mutual feelings of a romantic nature towards each other.”  Fiddleford let out a small snort of laughter.

               “Lord, yer an odd one, Stanford Pines.  ‘Mutual feelin’s of a romantic nature’.  Tell me, which secret society do ya belong to, what makes ya use ten words when one ‘ll do?”

               “If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret,” Ford replied.  Fiddleford rolled his eyes.  “Try to get some rest.  I’ll go fetch the ibuprofen.”  Ford paused for a moment, then hesitantly kissed Fiddleford’s forehead.  Fiddleford smiled.

               “‘Bout dang time.”

               “The kiss?  Or the ibuprofen?”


Dear Anonymous,

Heh heh!  I can’t believe I didn’t notice that before!  He’s almost a carbon copy of Elsa, isn’t he?  He’s even got the braid going over his shoulder!  Ha ha ha!

I’m sure he would’ve told me if he doubled as a movie character, though.  Even so, I’d love to see him belt out an operatic solo some time.

-Apollo Justice

P.S. The internet’s not bad here.  It’s at least good enough that I can stay caught up on the latest memes.

anonymous asked:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I'm curious SAO, what was the very first thing that made you say: o HmY gOd, this is, this is THE band, imma devote entirely to these five weirdos and love them til my very end (??????)

A lot of gypsy witchcraft summoned me into this hell hole. 

So I watched the X-Factor in 2010, which is literally the only year I’ve ever watched the entire series. Mainly because it was very cold and snowy and I was trapped in my college at uni trying to avoid going outside unless it was for lectures or alcohol. 

Then I saw this:

And even though I just re-watched it and laughed for five minutes straight, that was kind of the moment where I was like, “Holy shit these kids are going to be big.” It isn’t the world’s greatest performance or anything but it was the first time I was like, “this isn’t just five people singing at the same time” and they had something. “The X factor” if you will. They should’ve won. Everyone thought they would…but I think that’s probably Simon Cowell’s doing, not the public vote. 

ANYWAY. I forgot about them for the most part because I was shagging my way university and writing a sex blog about it, but then in 2013 I was working in London and I heard “Best Song Ever” on Radio 1 and I was like, “This is good…who is th-” and then it was like, “That was One Direction!” and even the DJs were like, “This is a really good song.” And so I listened to Midnight Memories on Spotify and was shocked by the Mumford and Sons-esque vibe so I looked up who wrote the songs and was really impressed that they wrote their own songs. 

Here’s where the gypsy magic bit comes it because I was walking out of my office to get lunch…just mindin my own business, listening to MM again and I looked up and Liam Payne was standing not far from me and I looked at him and then looked down at my phone screen that had this album cover:

Then I looked back up and was like, “Did I summon his presence? Am I a witch? Have I always been a witch?” but then it just turned out that he lived across the street and I ended up seeing that hoe all the time. 

BUT so then I was like listening to their music and was like, “Hey this is really good…” and THEN I saw that article on Buzzfeed about the “46 times Louis and Harry proved that they belonged together” and I was like, “Oh my god, I had no idea they were a couple! How cute. Yeah man, they really aren’t subtle.” And then all hell broke loose when I realised that they WEREN’T an out couple and I was like

(I was also very into Jenna Marbles at the time.)

SO yeah. That’s how it began. Then I was flying from London to California on a Virgin flight a few months later and it was like, “Virgin recommends This Is Us!” and it was in the morning and I was like three bloody marys in and so I was like, “lol okay” then I watched it about four times rapid fire like 

Because they were so endearing and now here I am. A fuckin Sherlock Holmes of gay teddy bears who’s been banned from writing for Buzzfeed because Simon Cowell got his panties in a twist over it. 

Flash forward a couple more years and I was hooking up with this guy who I then found out HAD BEEN ON THE X FACTOR IN 2010 (he didn’t make it to the live tapings which is why I didn’t recognise him). So inadvertently 1D would have infiltrated my life one way or another (heh) at some point whilst livin my vida loca in London. And now I’m in LA where I’m expecting to like have a latte spilled on my by Lewis at Starbucks any day now because that’s exactly how that shit would go down. 

And that’s what you missed on Keeping Up With SAO x

Bendy: What brought you guys to ask such a question to begin with? I like humans! And no I don’t have trust issues with them either! 

I’m good pals with some of the staff members here! Like the head honcho Joey. He’s a tired, cranky butt all the time but that may be due to me teasing and pranking him all the while he tries to work. Eh heh heh… I’ve been banned form going into his office now.

Oh! An you guys got to meet Henry some time! He’s the the greatest~! Me and Boris like hanging out with him quite a bit. Oh! *Whispers* Don’t tell anyone else here at the studio about this or else he will get in big trouble. But sometimes he’s even brought us home to his place. Which is fine since Henry always the first person to arrive here at the studio.

The poor man works his butt off. But loves every moment of it. Not sure how he does it.

Nohrian Festival: Jakob and Niles Conversation Pt. 1 & 2

Something else that was requested by two people… And rightly so. This conversation is hilarious between Niles attempting to “seduce” Jakob and Jakob just being his usual “Nope I’m out fuck off” sassy self. 

But well, Niles always manages to get his way eventually. Even from a hardass like Jakob. 

And Niles, we all know that you do mean well, but sometimes your methods of comfort are a little… scandalous. 

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 I thought about sharing this for a while now ^^; 
so here you go,read it if you want. Feel free to judge me on my writing because I am no writer XD 
Just a small thing. I may write more in the future depending if you like it?? xP

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At first it had just been Primo. But it didn’t last long since Secondo joined him not long after, having wrenched control from him in a coup and not that much younger.

Needless to say, Primo greeted him with a high five to the face. With a fist.

But well, being stuck with a guy for so long, it wasn’t as if they could just fight all day for eternity. So Primo and Secondo got on pretty well save for the occasional punches and maiming. It wasn’t as if either of them could die again anyway.

But really, the real issue was that there was nothing to do and they were bored.

So, the choice of giving their descendants a trial under dangerous situations should have been an obvious and natural decision. Right?

So technically, the first Vongola boss to ever have to undergo a trial by his ancestors was Terzo. Even after being hardened and steeled by years in the bloody mafia, he couldn’t help the jaw drop when he stumbled into this weird dimension after he was supposed to dying somewhere else. And the scene before him wasn’t helping either.

Primo and Secondo, his father, was having a game of chess, seemingly amiably except for the speed at which both were going at.

Primo glanced over at him first and seemingly got surprised at his appearance.

“Oh! Here comes the first one. Hey Ricardo, if I win the game you do the introductions.”

“Heh as if I will lose to you.”

“Bleh.” Turning to Terzo, Primo gestured for him to sit. “Give us some time.”

And so, Terzo spend roughly 30 minutes, it was hard to tell time in this dimension, staring at his ancestors, one who was his father, playing chess.

Unfortunately, Secondo lost.

So while Primo was gloating and smirking at the back, sitting on his throne that came who knows where, Secondo glared at his son and asked,

“Do you have the resolve to undertake the sins of Vongola?”

From the back, Primo scoffed, “Cheh more like your sins. Most of it was done when the famiglia was under your rule.”

Terzo blinked. He hadn’t been expecting that. But wasn’t it what he had prepared and done for his whole life?


“Ok, that’s all, you can go back now.”

And Terzo disappeared from the dimension.

It was until a few decades later, when Terzo joined their ranks, did he voice out what he felt.

“With all due respect… Don’t you think your trial was a bit shabby.”


Twin glares turned on him.

“I..I mean…” Terzo gulped. In his entire career as boss, he had never seen a scarier glare, probably because no dared to glare at the boss, but still…

“I mean… It was not…. Powerful? Like I didn’t feel like I was being tested….”

He probably shouldn’t have said that.

And when Quarto was about to undergo the trial, the three of them had a game of drawing sticks to determine who would do the talking.

Unfortunately, Secondo lost again.

So Quarto was met with a very scary, glaring grandfather after multiple of terrifying images played in his head. Well, the images he could get used to but seriously, what did he even do to deserve the glare.

Oh, maybe all those crimes he committed as boss. Or maybe it was the sins. Definitely the sins.

And so, the trials went on, each generation, with the previous bosses deciding on who to do the talking by games of each generation.

Well their all time favourite had to be scissors, paper, stone, that was introduced by Settimo.

And one day, Primo had a great idea.

“What about each of us light up our weapons with flames when they come in? Wouldn’t that be exciting? Let’s rehearse it!”

Well, he was the first boss, so nobody disagreed. Though everyone was probably already thinking of ways to make their weapon look cool. Especially the guy with the fork.

On second thought, it was really hard to make a fork look useful other than sticking it in someone else’s face.

And so they got into the habit of rehearsing the trials for each of their descendants. Really, they should have all been in theatre or something.

“Is this correct?”

“No no, maybe you should wave your fork a little, to make it look bigger.”


“Tone up on the scariness.”

“Nooo we are not scaring my cute grandson.”

“Primo, he is not your grandson, he is your great great great grandson. Stop whining about him.”

“Maybe we should do this…”

“I know! Let’s-”

“No, we are not gushing about how cute Decimo is.”

That got Primo sulking in one corner for a long time. Nobody could really tell time here, so it might have been 1 day, 2 months or 10 years.

Not that it mattered.

In order to ensure the fairness of the trial, Primo was left out of the selection this time. Nobody wanted him to go all soft on Decimo and just pass the kid. Needless to say, there was a fair amount of whining.

“I will destroy Vongola!”

Really, this answer had been shocking enough to give all the previous bosses a heart attack and have them all die once more. Nobody, had ever came up with an answer like that, and they weren’t expecting an answer like that. Who want to accept a successor who wants to destroy what they have built?

Well, apparently Primo did. And so Decimo passed.

And in the aftermath of the trial, there was a lot of noise. Namely shouting, weeping and head bashing.

Primo couldn’t stop weeping about how “Tsunyoshi is going to be great boss” or “my cute grandson is the best” and “all you trashes can’t even compete with him”.

And there had obviously been shouts of protests about how a kid like this was going to lead Vongola to ruins and that Primo was just being biased because Decimo was his true descendant.

But nobody could understand the pain of Ricardo.

Seriously, he spent so much time to rip Vongola from Primo and made it like this. Now this mini doppelgänger of Primo appears and wants to destroy all his hard work.

He really shouldn’t have let Primo breed.

With a loud groan, Secondo bashed his head into the nearest wall.

And in the very very far future, when Tsunayoshi finally joins their ranks, he would have lectured them all on the bullshit they did and how long it took to clean it up as well as how terrible that trial all those years ago was. And Primo would be staring with tears in his eyes, a tissue in his hand and a proud smile on his face.

But that will be another story.


So I was watching the trials episode the other day and wondered who was the guy who did the introduction thingy when Tsuna underwent the trial. And then I realised he didn’t look or sound like Nono so it was probably not done by the previous generation, and then I wondered how they chose the guy.

And it ended up in a wreck like this…

that-one-tea-anon  asked:

Hi Dr. Greenburg - I'm back after staying with some friends for a few days, and I was wondering when would be a good time for a follow-up appointment? I was also hoping to get an early refill of my prescriptions, but I should be good for a few more days if your schedule is packed.

*He heard his phone going off, and smiled seeing the message.*

Eli: Heh, already got the camera on, so I’ll respond here. Shalom Mr. Brewer! It’s good to hear you’ve taken my advice to the soul! 

Eli: As far as having an appointment, hmm…how about tomorrow? Are you free then?

*Offscreen an exasperated groan was heard.*

Ed: Elihu, dear…it’s your day off and your conducting business?

Eli: Bubbie…it’s just a meeting with Mr. Brewer, I ain’t doing any surgery, then I’ve got the next day off, huh? 

Eli: Just come over to my offices when you’re able, Mr. Brewer!

apparently I hit 600 followers at some point. people whom, I assume upon seeing my double king painting probably thought i’d be uploading quality content all the time. heh. y’all got tricked.

but to celebrate here is some linework of some vector robot lady i’ve been slowly making progress on. its not great.

thats about all I got for ya. i might have a new demo reel out fairly soonish.

i’ve been trying to see if i can find work making illustrations for the cheap coloring books you see at dollar stores. so far that particular tree has yet to produce any fruit.

anonymous asked:

Do you still write requests or do you just recommend fanfics?? If you still take requests, can I ask you, if it doesn't talk to much of your time to write head cannons or something about married vminkook with or without kids???

do you just recommend fanfics  –> actually I’ll give you music recs too if you ask heh 

So I’ve got like 4.2k of the actual fic so far that needs heavy editing but here are some headcanons anyway that are kinda related? background info ish?

~ok so they do have a kid–Miseon is six years old and in her first year at school! she doesn’t dislike it but just finds it kind of boring because the stuff they teach is already too easy for her 

~Jimin’s the one who spends the most time with her because he’s a writer working on a manuscript at home and well, maybe that’s why she’s so smart bc idek what Taekook’s influence would do to her

~Miseon is also most obedient when it comes to Jimin? so Tae and Jungkook are often wondering how he does it, like how is he so good with kids? and caring for everyone?

~Taehyung and Jungkook have 9-5 jobs so they’re not around too much but on weekends they all go on outings, like to the park! and whenever Tae sees other kids on the playground, he would try to convince them to adopt another kid. a boy this time, so he can protect Miseon and she’d never get bullied, plus they would have each other so it’d never get too lonely

~and Jimin would say that it’s like he’s already taking care of three kids (but agrees eventually nonetheless)

~the three of them don’t fight much but when they do it’s subtle so that Miseon isn’t affected, and they talk it out so that no one goes to bed angry. though with their sleeping arrangement, it’s impossible not to be comfortably squished on a bed that supposedly isn’t designed for three but y’know, more cuddling. it’s secure and cozy, and something that is just theirs

~vminkook also have a group chat but it’s really just mostly for memes