Whenever I give my signatures sincerely during fansign
events, it takes a lot of time and many times I was unable to give my signature
to a large number of people. (T/N: Heechul said on Knowing Brother that his
signature is pretty complicated so it takes him a lot of time to sign CDs and
his hand starts hurting a lot)
Which is why I’ve changed it to fan picture events! I’ve
changed it to taking selcas with each fan instead. When I did that fans
expressed that they really liked it~
Moreover early on in my debut days, fans used to buy me very
expensive gifts which made me feel uncomfortable. This is why I said on the
radio “Everyone~ you can only give me letters, don’t give me gifts. You only
need to give us and our songs your love~”
Instead of receiving expensive gifts, I would rather receive
the love of our fans.
to that anon who likes long hair heechul: SAME he should bring it back, but he is handsome af with short hair as well. especially in the episode of a knowing brother with black pink he was looking SO GOD DAMN FINE
Jaebum: Today will be a little different guys, I invited a special guest to moderate, and to instill us with sound wisdom, so that we can become better and stronger couples.
Heechul: I get paid up front for this right?
Jaebum: *turns red* yes…I already explained all of this in the bathroom this morning.
Seungcheol: *raises hand* Can I go home? I just remembered that i had actual important things to do.
Rap Monster: Woah!! I have a question! What were you both doing in the bathroom??
Jaebum: We were ju-
Heechul: I don’t know. Why don’t you ask Jungkook.
Kihyun: Too soon bro
Sunggyu: *to Woohyun* What’s a Jungkook?
Kris: Can I change seats?
Jinyoung: *from back of room* WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?? YOU HAVEN’T BEEN RELEVANT IN OVER 2 YEARS!!
Suho: AT LEAST MY MAN IS FAITHFUL AND DIDN’T LEAVE ME TO GO ON WEEKLY IDOL WITH VIXX’S YOUNGBAE!
TOP: Wait, what?
Seungcheol: *raises hand* Please I’m allergic to stupid.
Heechul: Okay let’s get some order! Jaebum called me because clearly things haven’t been working out smoothly. I see that you all have a lot of issues, and we’ll use this time to go over a few and try to become more harmonious.
Jeonghan: Tbh, I’d appreciate it more if someone that could actually sing, in key, talked about being in harmony.
Himchan:*sniffs air* Did someone leave the stove on? I think I smell a burrnnn!
Heechul: Don’t come for me Chongham. When your little cutesy group breaks up in 2 years and you’re flat broke, standing in the center of Seoul with nothing but a cardboard sign and a dry weave from the Ren Collection, you’re gonna wish you were still on my good side.
Jaebum: Heechul pls you’re not helping…
Leo: I’m gonna get some coffee *leaves out side door*
Yongguk: *mutters* I didn’t get better for this
Woohyun: Speaking as the newest guy here, I’m really happy that I finally got to come to one of these meetings. I hear they’re always a big hit.
JinJin: Yeah I’ve only been to one, It was pretty neat. No complaints except f–
GD:WAIT A MINUTE! I thought this was an Idol parents meeting not bring your toddler to trainee camp. Who’s the tyke?
JinJin: that part….
Jaebum: *sighs* You all know who they are by now. Leave Astro alone! They are an important part of our kpop world, and they contribute greatl-
Kihyun: *coughs loudly*
Kihyun: Sorry, I’m allergic to bullsh-
Heechul: IT’S TIME TO BARE YOUR SOULS! Let’s share our feelings and emotions. Jin you have been pretty quiet this evening, how about you go first?
Jin: Well, I like to think that Namjoon and I are fine. We and the children actually just won the Artist of the Year Awa-
Suho: CBX WAS FIRE YIXING GOT A SOLO KAI ISN’T INJURED KYUNGSOO HAS A MOVIE CHANYEOL DID A SOUNDTRACK AND SEHUN IS STILL IN THE GROUP!
GD: I cancelled an after party with Victoria Secret models for this so..
Namjoon: Dude, why are you trying to overshadow us? You told me that you were proud.
Suho: *checks face in compact mirror* I say a lot of things. Keep up or fall behind.
Jeonghan: *to Jinyoung* Isn’t that what happened to Exo?
Yongguk: I really could be doing creative during this time.
Hakyeon: Can someone tell me why am I even still here? Has anyone seen Leo?
GD: Yeah, he said he was getting coffee and never came back.
Kris: Lies! *readjusts overpriced cap* That’s the same excuse I gave Suho when I left him high and dry.
Kris: *puts fingers to Suho’s lips* That was the old me hon, I’ve changed.
Woohyun: Wellll, Sunggyu and I are fine. Our family is really chill. We really get along and lov-
GD: Time out on the fluff stuff, let’s dig into the real deal.
TOP: *snorts* If only your lyrics rhymed as well as that sentence.
GD: If only your songs wrote themselves.
Jaebum: WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU ALL TO GET ALONG??
Himchan: I don’t know, why is it so hard for your rappers to rap?
Seungcheol: I’m going to go help Leo get some coffee. *leaves out side door*
MJ: I think we should go, and that maybe we won’t be coming back.
Kihyun: Do you mean musically or just physically?
Heechul: Shownu, you haven’t said one word all night. There must be something you want to say.
Kris: I swear they let anyone be an idol these days. Back in my day you needed talent, brains, and pure will to make it!
Jinyoung: I’m going to just let that go.
Jeonghan: If only you would let your acting career go too.
Heechul: I give up.
Jaebum: NO! THIS MEETING CAN’T END THIS WAY! WE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING!!
Hakyeon: Neither did the JJ project but things still worked out somehow.
Namjoon: Jin let’s get some coffee too *leaves*
Jinyoung: I don’t even know if I should be offended or
Suho: I THINK WE ALL KNOW BY NOW THERE’S NOT REALLY ANY COFFEE
Hakyeon: Suho, shut up, it’s been a long day. I’m going home. Catch you all the next time. *leaves*
GD: Come on Top. I didn’t bring you here so that I would have to drive my own self back.
TOP: You brought me because you’ve been drinking out of a beer bottle in your sleeve the whole night and if you go to jail YG may kick you out of th *bursts into giggles* Sorry I can’t keep a straight face when I’m trying to relate to the lessers. *both leave*
Namjoon: We’re dipping out too. Apparently once you become popular you’re suppose to forget who your true friends were. *leaves*
Jin: When we become washed up has beens I’ll bring cookies to the next one! *leaves*
Sunggyu: SM HAS NEW ROOKIES???
Kihyun: Hey grandpa! Maybe you should start your own meeting and invite all the elderly!
Woohyun: Don’t give him any ideas, please. *guides Sunggyu out*
Himchan: We’re leaving, frankly I don’t even know if we’ll be back. We’re going through a lot-
Jeonghan: *calls out* Get a new sob story! This one’s getting old!
Himchan *clears throat* and we would do better keeping to ourselves for a while. Come on Yongguk.
Yongguk: Bye thanks for remembering we exist.
Shownu: See you next time. *leaves*
Kihyun: Jinyoung totally fax me over those divorce tips you were telling me about earlier *leaves*
Jinyoung: Will do!
Kris: Suho let’s go, Vinnie is having a party at his house and i want to drop you off before I roll up with models on both arms.
Jeonghan: Can I get a ride home with y'all?
Suho: VINNIE??? OH SO NOW YOU DO ONE MOVIE TOGETHER AND YOU GOT BFF NICKNAMES?? WELL TELL VINNIE TO STREAM YOUR STALE SINGLE AND SEND YOU PERSONALIZED FANMAIL FROM NOW ON THEN!
Jeonghan: Never mind, I’ll walk. *leaves*
Kris: YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY MAN I GOT??? HAHA WELCOME TO 2014 PART 2: RETURN OF THE EXIT! *slams door and leaves*
Suho: WAIT! I CAN CHANGE BABE!! *runs after*
Jinyoung: I think I may actually hate them.
Heechul: Lol I do.
Jaebum: You can leave now too.
Heechul: *coughs* Where’s my money? I ain’t working for fre-
Jinyoung & Jaebum: Get out!
Heechul: Whatever, If You Do was better than Hard Carry anyway….and that’s not saying much. *leaves*
Jaebum: Wow look at us actually getting along and standing unite-
Jinyoung: Shut up, I’m still trying to find a way to poison you.
What she means:
THE SUPER JUNIOR 10TH ANNIVERSARY COMEBACK WILL INCLUDE SONGS FROM SUPER JUNIOR-M! HENRY AND ZHOUMI WILL BE FINALLY INCLUDED INSTEAD OF STANDING ON THE SIDELINES! SUPER JUNIOR-T IS MAKING A COMEBACK! I AM NOT OKAY
Yoohwan only one of the victims of Kim Jaejoong, the thief.
Yoochun’s brother is Yoohwan, I personally did something to him that made me feel really bad.
Yoochun said that his brother will be coming back from US. He bought a belt and shirt, and prepared many things for him.
I’ve already bought them and put them properly.
It was really nice! The belt, I really wanted the belt badly! What can I do? Should I tell him? But Yoochun and I have an agreement, that is, “My things are yours, and your things are mine.”
Ah, yeap. Me and Jaejoong are always like that
So, even until now, it’s okay for us to use each other’s things. So I was thinking that since we have that agreement, it should be okay if I use the belt for a while, isn’t it? But after all, that was a new thing, and I felt pretty sorry, but I used it first in the end. But when i out it on, I found out that it was too big.
The belt was too big! My waist’s a lil thin.
Yeap, it’s big even for me.
I think everyone should know by now.
Ah, you’re talking about this now…
Ah, no, but this is really a big problem for me… (His small waist)
Ah, I know..
I need at least four more holes on that belt.
Till that many holes?
Yea, at least four more. So what should I do? I took a scissors that we use at home.
And did something to the end of the belt…
Yoochun-gun, it’s a live show, you should control your laughter. It’s on air now.
Ah, no, it wasn’t the end part of the belt, but the middle part of it, I used the scissors to poke it hardly, in the end, I made a huge hole on the belt.
But..But since the hole was too big, it couldn’t hold the belt tightly. So.. one more time…
Another time, this time, I used the kitchen’s knife, KA-CHA, and made another hole…
When did you do that?
When I was done, I put the belt on, and Yoochun found out about it. (Immitating Yocohun) “AH, hyung! This belt, you wore it??”
“Ah, sorry! Yoochun-ah, after all, my things are yours, and your things are mine right!” And after I said that, Yoochun said, “Hyung, this is for Yoohwan who’s coming back from Korea…” When I heard that, there’s no way for me to tell him about the holes I made…
HAHHAA~~~ I didn’t know about the hole issue until now.
About the two holes, I really planned to give a note to him. Or maybe give him money straight away, or buy a new one for him.
HHAHAHAH! You weren’t thinking of the letter, but the money instead~~~
What should I do? I really feel so sorry. Have you given the belt to Yoohwan?
Yeap, I gave him.
Yoohwan-ah, sorry. Sorry that you’ll feel embarrassed if your foreign friends see it. Next time, me, hyung… next time when you’re here in Korea again, hyung will definitely buy something better for you. Sorry~~~