101 Things That Are More Deserving of the Seat At Williams Than Lance $troll

DISCLAIMER: I don’t hate him like this anymore, i’m posting this purely for comedic purposes and i hope all the stroll fans can have a good hearty laugh over this too because i have no beef with any of y’all. you can tell how dated this list is by many of the things on it lmfao also you could substitute basically anything in that title and it’d have the same effect. thank u & enjoy

  1. the lizard galavanting across the track in singapore
  2. bernie ecclestone himself
  3. niki lauda, at his current state
  4. max verstappen’s sister
  5. max verstappen’s grandma
  6. tom cruise
  7. sherm squarepants
  8. the stingray that killed steve irwin
  9. larry the cucumber
  10. the worm from labryinth 
  11. jake from state farm
  12. ALF
  13. becky with the good hair
  14. my 65 year old neighbor who is currently having a sneezing fit in his backyard
  15. Felipe Nasr’s receding hairline
  16. the chunks of skin that come off of my right toe when i don’t wear socks
  17. the o shit waddup frog
  18. hennogarvie from the F1 reddit
  19. whatever is left of a supersoft pirelli tyre after 50 laps
  20. cameron from ferris bueller’s day off
  21. clifford the big red dog
  22. Vitaliy Vladasovich Grachov
  23. Manor’s nose light in Singapore that added 1g to the car’s weight
  24. my actual dog
  25. papa john
  26. any or all of mick jagger’s 7 children
  27. lady gaga’s meat dress circa 2010
  28. amanda bynes’ character in Easy A
  29. harambe
  30. wehluigi
  31. the big comfy couch
  32. kanye west
  33. justin timberlake’s 1998 ramen noodle hairstyle
  34. a human made of bees. it’s shaped like a human but it’s just a swarm of bees.
  35. dorkus, the youtube channel that made the thomas the tank remix of we will rock you
  36. deep fried dill pickles
  37. air bud
  38. heat miser
  39. Justin Bieber’s “One Time”
  40. ted cruz the zodiac killer
  41. john green the zodiac killer
  42. Left Shark
  43. Kelsey’s flat tire
  44. the spooky scary skeleton weatherman
  45. that one strand of hair that just will not cooperate
  46. the ikea monkey
  47. siri
  48. Jared Leto’s severed arm in requiem for a dream
  49. a pack of millenials playing pokemon go
  50. betty white
  51. jack white
  52. the woman from this youtube video
  53. the kid in class who always reminds the teacher that we had homework
  54. sonic the hedgehog
  55. sonic the fast food chain
  56. gogurt
  57. the anesthesiologist who tried diagnosing hillary clinton with parkinson’s
  58. bobbi babalooney
  59. the guy who made “what does the fox say”
  60. norman pagenaud
  61. the onion
  62. the mom from that “WHO want lasagna” vine
  63. the leftover food you keep forgetting to throw out and at this point it’s just becoming part of the family
  64. 2007 Britney Spears
  65. the guy who armpit farted along to Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night” in its entirety
  66. Lady Elaine Fairchilde
  67. a carton of tiger tail ice cream
  68. max chilton’s impression of derek zoolander
  69. a furby
  70. the whale from free willy
  71. jimmy fallon
  72. Marcus’s fucked up left leg
  73. the kid banging the oven door while his dad plays the trombone
  74. angela from appleton wisconsin who just wants the 3 wick candles in iced gingerbread and winter candy apple from bath & body works
  75. nigel thornberry
  76. puppymonkeybaby
  77. Amy‘s small toe, which is shorter than the other small toe
  78. buffalo bill from silence of the lambs
  79. the american F1 commentators 
  80. John Mulaney’s friend John who decided to play Tom Jones’ “what’s new pussycat” 21 times in a row in a diner 
  81. wilson the volleyball from castaway
  82. hello kitty
  83. Nico’s sweaty eye
  84. The One That Got Away from the 1982 boycott sleepover
  85. nick offerman’s mustache
  86. that person who always gives out raisins for halloween
  87. pineapple on pizza
  88. Jamie’s left butt cheek 
  89. The Shirt™
  90. Niki’s novomatic cap
  91. Dany’s questionable post-race footware
  92. spit
  93. whoever wrote that huffington post article about how Tim Kaine used to be hot even though he looked like Ted Bundy
  94. the dancing marshals in Hungary
  95. esteban’s runaway tyre in Malaysia
  96. Felipinho Massa
  97. the smutty Bernie Ecclestone/Vladimir Putin fanfic
  98. the feathers that keep coming out of my pillow
  99. David Coulthard’s jaw
  100. the suicidal canadian seagulls 
  101. the skeleton that my 10th grade biology class broke by bending its hand back into its pelvis
Anime watched!
  1. 11eyes
  2. 11eyes
  3. Acchi Kocchi
  4. Acchi Kocchi: Place=Princess
  5. Air
  6. Aishiteruze Baby★★
  7. Aku no Hana
  8. Amagami SS
  9. Amagami SS
  10. Amagami SS: Imouto
  11. Angel Beats!
  12. Angel Beats!: Another Epilogue
  13. Angel Beats!: Stairway to Heaven
  14. Animal Crossing
  15. Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai.
  16. Ano Natsu de Matteru
  17. Aoi Hana
  18. Arakawa Under the Bridge
  19. Astarotte no Omocha!
  20. Astarotte no Omocha! EX
  21. B Gata H Kei
  22. Bakemonogatari
  23. Bakemonogatari Recap
  24. Black★Rock Shooter (TV)
  25. Black★Rock Shooter (OVA)
  26. Boku no Pico
  27. Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru
  28. Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai Episode 0
  29. Bokura ga Ita
  30. Byousoku 5 Centimeter
  31. Chihayafuru
  32. Chrno Crusade
  33. Chrno Crusade: Az demo Wakaru Chrno Crusade Kouza
  34. Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
  35. Clannad
  36. Clannad
  37. Clannad: After Story
  38. Clannad: After Story Mou Hitotsu no Sekai, Kyouhen
  39. Clannad: Mou Hitotsu no Sekai, Tomoyohen
  40. Cowboy Bebop: Tengoku no Tobira
  41. Danganronpa: Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei The Animation
  42. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou
  43. Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou s
  44. Darker than Black: Kuro no Keiyakusha
  45. Darker than Black: Kuro no Keiyakusha
  46. Death Note
  47. DRAMAtical Murder
  48. Durarara!!
  49. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
  50. Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete
  51. Final Fantasy VII: Last Order
  52. Fortune Arterial: Akai Yakusoku
  53. Fortune Arterial: Akai Yakusoku Tadoritsuita Basho
  54. Free!
  55. Free!: Eternal Summer
  56. Free! Eternal Summer OVA
  57. Free!: FrFr Short
  58. Fullmetal Alchemist
  59. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  60. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood 4Koma Theater
  61. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood s
  62. Fullmetal Alchemist: Premium Collection
  63. Fullmetal Alchemist: Reflections
  64. Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shamballa
  65. Gakuen Alice
  66. H2O: Footprints in the Sand
  67. Hachimitsu to Clover
  68. Hachimitsu to Clover II
  69. Haikyuu!!
  70. Hanasaku Iroha
  71. Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora
  72. Hatsukoi Limited
  73. Hatsukoi Limited: Gentei Shoujo
  74. Hen Zemi
  75. Hen Zemi (OVA)
  76. Hetalia Axis Powers
  77. Hetalia Axis Powers Fan Disc
  78. Hetalia Axis Powers : Paint it, White
  79. Hetalia World Series
  80. Hetalia World Series Extra Episodes
  81. Hetalia: The Beautiful World
  82. Highschool of the Dead
  83. Highschool of the Dead: Drifters of the Dead
  84. Hiyokoi
  85. Hotarubi no Mori e
  86. Howl no Ugoku Shiro
  87. Hyakko
  88. Hyakko
  89. Hyakujitsu no Bara
  90. Hyakujitsu no Bara s
  91. Hyouka
  92. Hyouka: Motsubeki Mono wa
  93. Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou
  94. Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou s
  95. Ikoku Irokoi Romantan
  96. Ikoku Meiro no Croisée
  97. Ikoku Meiro no Croisée Picture Drama
  98. Ikoku Meiro no Croisée
  99. Ikoku Meiro no Croisée: Yune & Alice
  100. Inu x Boku SS
  101. Itsudatte My Santa!
  102. Junjou Romantica
  103. Junjou Romantica (OVA)
  104. Junjou Romantica 2
  105. Juuni Kokuki
  106. [K]
  107. K-on!
  108. Kaichou wa Maidsama!
  109. Kaichou wa Maidsama!: Goshujinsama to Asonjao♥
  110. Kaichou wa Maidsama!: Omake dayo!
  111. Kami nomi zo Shiru Sekai
  112. Kamisama Hajimemashita
  113. Kannagi
  114. Kannagi: Moshimo Kannagi ga Attara…
  115. Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo (2013)
  116. Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo: Sanshimai to no DokiDoki Kyoudou Seikatsu
  117. Kanon (2006)
  118. Karneval
  119. Karneval (OVA)
  120. Kaze no Stigma
  121. Kimi ni Todoke
  122. Kimi ni Todoke 2nd Season
  123. Kimi ni Todoke 2nd Season s
  124. Kimi ni Todoke 2nd Season: Kataomoi
  125. Kimi to Boku.
  126. Kimi to Boku. 2
  127. Kirepapa
  128. Kiss x Sis (OVA)
  129. Kiss x Sis
  130. Koisuru Boukun
  131. Kono Danshi, Uchuujin to Tatakaemasu.
  132. Kore ga Watashi no Goshujinsama
  133. Kowarekake no Orgel
  134. Kowarekake no Orgel (OVA)
  135. Kowarekake no Orgel
  136. Kuragehime
  137. Kuragehime special
  138. Kuragehime: Soreike! Amars Tankentai
  139. Kuroko no Basket
  140. Kuroko no Basket NGshuu
  141. Kuroko no Basket: Oshaberi Shiyokka
  142. Kuroko no Basket: Tip Off
  143. Kuroshitsuji
  144. Kuroshitsuji II
  145. Kuroshitsuji Recap
  146. Kuroshitsuji
  147. Kuttsukiboshi
  148. Kuuchuu Buranko
  149. Love Live! School Idol Project
  150. Kyou, Koi wo Hajimemasu
  151. Love Stage!!
  152. Lovely★Complex
  153. Lucky☆Star
  154. Lucky☆Star: Original na Visual to Animation
  155. Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica
  156. MaiHiME
  157. MaiHiME s
  158. Maria†Holic
  159. Mawaru Penguindrum
  160. Mayoi Neko Overrun!
  161. Mayoi Neko Overrun! special
  162. Meganebu!
  163. Minori Scramble!
  164. Mirai Nikki
  165. Miyakawake no Kuufuku
  166. MM!
  167. MM! special
  168. Natsuyuki Rendezvous
  169. Neon Genesis Evangelion
  170. Nichijou
  171. Nichijou Episode 0
  172. Nichijou: Tanken Nichijou no Machi
  173. No.6
  174. Nodame Cantabile
  175. Nodame Cantabile Finale
  176. Nodame Cantabile 2
  177. Nodame Cantabile Paris Hen
  178. Nyanpire The Animation
  179. Oni Chichi: Rebirth
  180. Oniichan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne!!
  181. Ookami to Koushinryou
  182. Ookami to Koushinryou II
  183. Ookami to Koushinryou II special
  184. Ookami to Koushinryou II: Ookami to Kohakuiro no Yuuutsu
  185. Ookamisan to Shichinin no Nakamatachi
  186. Ookiku Furikabutte
  187. Ookiku Furikabutte: Natsu no Scorebook
  188. Ookiku Furikabutte: Natsu no Taikai Hen
  189. Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai
  190. Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai Animated Commentary
  191. Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai s
  192. Ore wa Kanojo wo Shinjiteru!
  193. Ouran Koukou Host Club
  194. Peach Girl
  195. Persona 4 The Animation
  196. Persona 4 The Animation: No One is Alone
  197. Persona 4 The Animation: The Factor of Hope
  198. Pico to Chico
  199. Pico x CoCo x Chico
  200. Pico: My Little Summer Story
  201. Princess Tutu
  202. Rec
  203. Saigo no Door wo Shimero!
  204. Sakamichi no Apollon
  205. Sankarea
  206. Sankarea: Wagahai mo… Zombie de Aru…
  207. Sasameki Koto
  208. School Days
  209. Seitokai no Ichizon
  210. Seitokaichou ni Chuukoku
  211. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi
  212. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi 2
  213. Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi
  214. Sensitive Pornograph
  215. Senyuu.
  216. Senyuu. 2
  217. Shingeki no Kyojin
  218. Shingeki no Kyojin Recap
  219. Shinryaku! Ika Musume
  220. Skip Beat!
  221. Sonic the Hedgehog
  222. Sonic X
  223. Sonic X Pilot
  224. Sonic: Night of the WereHog
  225. Sora no Manimani
  226. Sora no Manimani s
  227. Soul Eater
  228. Special A
  229. Steins;Gate
  230. Steins;Gate: Oukoubakko no Poriomania
  231. Suki na Mono wa Suki Dakara Shou ga Nai!!
  232. Sukitte Ii na yo.
  233. Summer Wars
  234. Super Seisyun Brothers
  235. Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu
  236. Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu
  237. Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu (2009)
  238. Suzumiya Haruhichan no Yuuutsu
  239. Sword Art Online
  240. Tamako Market
  241. Tegami Bachi
  242. Tegami Bachi Gakuen
  243. Tegami Bachi Reverse
  244. Tegami Bachi Reverse s
  245. Tegami Bachi: Hikari to Ao no Gensou Yawa
  246. Tiger & Bunny
  247. Tightrope
  248. Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo
  249. Tokyo Magnitude 8.0
  250. Tonari no 801chan R
  251. Tonari no Kaibutsukun
  252. Tonari no Kaibutsukun: Tonari no Gokudoukun
  253. Toradora!
  254. Toradora!: Bentou no Gokui Special
  255. Toradora!: SOS! Special
  256. True Tears
  257. True Tears Specials Special
  258. True Tears: Raigomaru to Jibeta no Monogatari Special
  259. Tsuritama
  260. UNGO
  261. Usagi Drop
  262. Usagi Drop Specials Special
  263. Vampire Knight
  264. Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui!
  265. Working!!
  266. Working!!
  267. Working’!! Announcement Specials
  268. Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru.
  269. Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. OVA
  270. Yosuga no Sora: In Solitude, Where We Are Least Alone.
  271. Yumeiro Pâtissière
  272. Yumeiro Pâtissière SP Professional
  273. Yumeiro Pâtissière: Mune Kyun Tropical Island! Special
  274. Yumekui Merry
  275. Zero no Tsukaima
  276. Zero no Tsukaima: Futatsuki no Kishi

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