Me: Wouldn’t it be cool if Keith and Nico were friends?
Me: Wouldn’t it be awesome if Hazel and Zero were long lost cousins or something??
Me: *Gasp* Wouldn’t it be amazing if Percy and Stanley bonded over being labeled as a troublemaker???
Me: *Squealing* Wouldn’t it be sooooo great if Will, Katniss, and Prim were siblings and got to meet????
Me: Aw, but that couldn’t happen cuz Katniss and Prim are fictional.
My brain: OH! WE’RE PLAYING THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER CARD NOW, HUH? HUH?!?!?!?!??!?!