MBTI scenario

[XXXX]: can I get a phone? everyone has one!
[MOM]: so if everyone jumps off a cliff, would you?

ESFJ: but mom! That’s a different argument!
ENFJ: but people are lost without me!
ISFJ: pretty pretty please, I never disappointed you!
INFJ: you know I only ask when I really need stuff..?
ISTJ: while we wait for them to jump off the cliff first, just get me the phone please mom..
INTJ: getting a phone does not equate to jumping off a cliff, mom.
ESTJ: give me the money while you go jump off the cliff, if I jump I’ll give it back.
ENTJ: I don’t have time for this rubbish, give me the phone mom or I’m leaving
ESTP: if it will give me the phone then heckye!
ENTP: how strange I was about to ask the same exact thing you unorginal prick!
ISTP: if you won’t I’ll destroy yours.
INTP: but why?
ISFP: just think about it mom, all the fun stuff that doesn’t exist in real life
INFP: pretty pretty please *puppy eyes*
ESFP: you disappoint me as a mom *sobs*
ENFP: I would if it’s getting me a phone!!

Tagged by @eruscreaminginthedistance

One word description:

Where is your phone? - Leg

Your hair? - Short!!

Your dad? - Scary

Your other half? - Nonexistent :(

Your favorite food? - Chinese

Your dream last night? - Forgotten

Your favorite drink? - Iced-tea

Fear? - Losing control

Favorite shoes? - Sneakers

Favorite way to relax? - Friends

Your mood? - BIG

I love? - (my) Fandoms

Where were you last night? - Home

Something that you aren’t? - Neurotypical

Muffins? - Heckye

Wish list item? - 3DS

Where you grew up? - South

Last thing you did? - School

What are you wearing right now? - Red

Something you hate? - Bigots

Your pets? - None :(

Friends? - Amazing

Life? - b a d

Regrets? - Heckye

Missing someone? - Yup

I tag @pastel-kawaii-shitpunk-pokefurry @ragesyndrome @jrrtolkiennerd @valinor-chronicles but none of you need to!

To all the girls that see this scenes as romantic and passionate,i really hope you will find boyfriends like this sociopath so you'll see how wonderful a relationship like that is.