Hey do you have any lance and allura brotp headcannons ??
*SLAMS MY FUCKING HEAD ON THE TABLE*
UM IS KEITH GAY????
- Once Lance taught Allura how video games work and they’ve been an unstoppable team online since; to the point where ppl see their usernames and they just log the fuck off. Pidge thinks it’s the funniest shit but they’re getting bored af with no new challengers.
- They end up making new accounts and destroying people whose levels are in the hundreds while their characters are like on level 10.
- They feed off of gamer boy tears
- Lance once took Allura to go apple picking and she legit just picked up a tree and lowered it down to Lance’s height so he could get the apples from the top branches
- She wasn’t allowed back in the orchard after that
- But she’s like part chameleon and has been going back there with Lance for the past few months and no one there has noticed yet.
- They call each other pet names like babe, sweetie, husband, wife ironically.
- They give each other platonic smooches because some days you just need a smooch from your favorite blue paladin and space princess.
- You see them together you would think they were dating.
- Whenever Lance needs help with something heavy and Shiro and hunk aren’t there he calls Allura.
- He does it during a group project at school and people are laughing because he called his “girlfriend” for something simple (A heavy crate)
- Turns out he needed help with the several hundred pounds of planks of wood and everyone’s jaw pretty much dropped when she just hefted that shit over her shoulder and asked Lance where he wanted it like it was nothing.
- And then she proceeded to emasculate everyone there and to top it off she kissed him on the cheek and then just left.
- Allura’s strength comes in handy (Especially when they’re in stores)
- Lance: Allura I need help reaching that shelf
- Allura: *Picks him up and sets him on her shoulder with one arm*
- Lance: Thanks
- Everyone else nearby is just watching like “WTF?” Because conventionally she looks skinny and just…delicate? But she’s picking this tall af boy up with one arm like it’s nothing?????
- Alot of girls realize they’re gay after that