The Signs as Obscure Things From The Original Heathers Trailer

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The fact that they used the song “Three Blind Mice” to open the trailer and to end it but then they never put in in the movie.

Taurus: The huge drop in sound quality when they censor “megabitch” to “megaBRAT”.

Gemini: The knowledge that someone probably took Winona Ryder into a recording studio just to say “BRAT” into a microphone.

Leo: “JD has come to answer her prayers.”

Virgo: The really bumpin’ music that starts playing right after Veronica says “That stuff will kill her.”

Libra: “He’s got a way with women…a way with words…and a very special way with a gun.”

Scorpio: “Veronica can’t live with him…and she cant live without him.”

Sagittarius: The clip of the weed girl when she says, “What?”

Capricorn:  The narrator’s deep, sultry, voice.

Aquarius: “Their meeting was destiny…their love…has a body count.”

Pisces: Shannen Doherty’s name misspelled as Shannon Dougherty.

A happy Heather Chandler and McNamara. I don’t ship them romantically, but I really could imagine Chandler acting protective with her.

Artistic note: I can’t really stick with one version of Heather Chandler, so when I draw her I kinda mix up the face of the movie and the outfit of the musical. Kinda.

Jason Dean // Ich Lüge (+ key lyrics)

1. Coming Down - Halsey // I found God, I found it in a lover. When his hair falls in his face, and his hands so cold they shake.

2. Heaven In Hiding - Halsey // When you start to look at me, a physical fatality. Don’t you see what you’re finding? This is heaven in hiding.

3. Not Afraid Anymore - Halsey // I am not afraid anymore, standing in the eye of the storm. Ready to face this, dying to taste this, sick sweet warmth

4. Walk the Line - Halsey // You’ve got a way to keep me on your side. Because you’re mine, I walk the line

5. Hypnotic - Zella Day // Locked up till you’re moonlit, brushing my hair back, feeling your lips on my cold neck

6. Garden - Halsey // You think my bruised knees are sort of pretty, and I think your tired eyes are kinda nice. 

7. Come As You Are - Prep School // And I swear that I don’t have a gun. No, I don’t have a gun.

8. Human Behaviour - Bjork // If you ever get close to a human and human behaviour, be ready, be ready to get confused.

9. If I Had A Heart - Fever Ray // If I had a heart I could love you, if I had a voice I would sing.

10. Afraid - The Neighbourhood // When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place.

11. Father - The Front Bottoms // I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help.

12. Feeling Good - Muse // It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, It’s a new life for me, and I’m feeling good.

13. Me And the Devil - Soap&Skin // It must be that old evil spirit, so deep down in the ground.

14. No Church In the Wild - Kanyé West // Human beings in a mob; What’s a mob to a king? What’s a king to a god? What’s a god to a non-believer? Who don’t believe in anything?

15. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People // All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun.

16. Sail - AWOLNATION // Maybe I should cry for help, maybe I should kill myself. Blame it on my ADD, baby.

17. Terrible Tommy - Ryan Horne // I blame my mother and my father for the man that I’ve become. I was born into this family, I was born the devil’s son.

18. Wonderful World - JWM (feat. Shadow Royale) // And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. 

19. R.I.P. 2 my youth - The Neighbourhood // Might be a sinner and I might be a saint, I’d like to be proud, but somehow I’m ashamed.

20. The Stupid, the Proud - IAMX // God is dead. We get to sleep tonight. Walk with me into the truth out of your lies.