heathers*

fun things to do during a car ride
  • put on your broadway playlist of all your fave tunes from all your favourite shows and *perform* along
  • add unnecessary badly-executed vibrato to every song you can
  • sing songs with the voice of the wrong character (ex: you and me (but mostly me) from the book of mormon as javert is a personal favourite)
  • if you’re going out just put out tonight from rent on loop
  • forget to sing some parts because the singer is doing that™ and you’re transcending your earthly body (mildly unsafe if you’re driving)
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In case anyone wanted to know:
YES I LOVE MUSICALS!!!
👆And those are my current favourites👆

((It’s starkids fault that I ship quirrelmort so much bc of avpm))

Different names for musicals

Dear Evan Hansen: lies
Hamilton: political screaming children
Heathers: death by slushy
Be More Chill: don’t take that chill pill
Shrek: it’s not easy being green
Newsies: newsboys slay the day
Rent: broke and dying
Book Of Mormon: offensive
Wicked: it’s not easy being green 2
Waitress: pergenat??
Something Rotten: tap dancing eggs
Come From Away: smol beans with accents
Tuck Everlasting: whoops hamilton

First minute of Musicals
  • Hamilton: depressing backstory of a young man
  • Heathers: normal depressed high school
  • RENT: fuck, how we gonna pay rent
  • Dear Evan Hansen: enjoy the peace and confusion while it lasts sweetie
  • Falsettos: bitch bitch bitch bitch
  • A New Brain: how the fuck do I write a song
  • In the Heights: the milk's gone bad
  • Be More Chill: gotta masturbate

Shipping characters: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Shipping the actors/actresses who play those characters:
do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit