I LIKE! Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot.

I LIKE! Drinking hard, maxing Dad’s credit card.

I LIKE! Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him.

I LIKE! Killer clothes, kickin’ nerds in the nose!

have u ever thought “man i hate this character so much. im gonna draw them.” because that’s my feeling with this drawing.

ANYWAYS i worked for like 5 hours on this and it went through multiple bad anatomy phases. which we don’t talk about. enjoy everyone’s least favourite heather in her musical outfit!

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sins of the father - Chapter 4
By Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Heathers

Rating: Teen Audiences and Up

Summary:  Grace and Audrey Sawyer were never told that their father was Jason Dean. Nor were they told that he and their mother, Veronica, went on a semi-accidental killing spree in the 1980s. They also weren’t told that their dear father has been keeping an eye on them for sixteen years. J.D., meanwhile, was never told that he had a pair of twin daughters. To be fair, Veronica was never told that J.D. survived the explosion that allegedly killed him. And she was certainly never told that the police were gathering more and more evidence that the string of suicides in Sherwood, Ohio were all murders, and that every lead points to her. But in 2006, all these truths are coming out at once. And who has to deal with the consequences? Grace and Audrey, of course.

How I Describe Musicals
  • Little Shop of Horrors:A man kills people and feeds them to a plant so he can become famous and get the girl of his dreams. Surprisingly, it doesn't work out.
  • Les Miserables:It's sad, the songs are sad, everyone is sad in the beginning and dead in the end.
  • Phantom of the Opera:A man stalks a singer who feels somewhat attracted to him but also thinks he is the ghost o her father, while she is also in love with her childhood friend. This makes her stalker jealous and goes on a killing spree.
  • Wicked:Musical fanfiction of the Wizard of Oz.
  • Heathers:Teenagers learn that everything will turn out fine in the end, even if you accidentally murder the most popular girl in school.
  • RENT:Everyone has AIDS and Mark is alone.
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I assume this is exactly what she wanted.

I LIKE...
  • Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot:Leo, Libra, Gemini
  • Drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card:Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces
  • Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him:Scorpio, Sagittarius, Cancer
  • Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose:Aries, Capricorn, Taurus
Heathers: a summary
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*talks to JD*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*pukes*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Chandler:*dies*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*kills Kurt and Ram*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Duke:*becomes the new Heather Chandler*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*dumps JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather McNamara:*tries to kill herself*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*tries to blow up school*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*shoots JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe you better do it
  • JD:*blows self up*
  • Veronica:fuckin' finally jesus christ i'm going back to hanging around nerds