you know that thomas sanders vine “if random dance numbers were real” how the song he used was big fun?? I bet my fuckin ass it was cause he was mad that while he was in heathers he couldn’t be in big fun because he was playing jd. Like I fucking know it.
Miss Flemming:What is so dangerous about a character like Heather Chandler is she gives good kids bad ideas. The last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Heather Chandler disciples running around these halls. She jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
Principal Gowan:Well, she makes you look like an ass, is what she does, Pauline.
Miss Flemming:Thank you, Ted. I think you're wrong.
Principal Gowan:Well, she's very popular, Pauline. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — They all adore her. They think she's a righteous chick.
People are gonna see the ashes of Westerburg High School and they’re gonna think: “There’s a school that self-destructed, not because society doesn’t care, but because that school was society!” The only place that Heathers and Marthas can get along is in h e a v e n!