• Miss Flemming:What is so dangerous about a character like Heather Chandler is she gives good kids bad ideas. The last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Heather Chandler disciples running around these halls. She jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
  • Principal Gowan:Well, she makes you look like an ass, is what she does, Pauline.
  • Miss Flemming:Thank you, Ted. I think you're wrong.
  • Principal Gowan:Well, she's very popular, Pauline. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — They all adore her. They think she's a righteous chick.