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Artemis Fowl Movie Concept

They should take the coded text, separate it into section each one or two sentences long, and implant them into the scenes as Easter Eggs.

Possible Places To Implant The Coded Message:

I)Foaly’s office screens

2)On the monitors in Holly’s visor

3)On a pile of paperwork in Artemis’s study

4)Scrawled across the door in the Ho Chi Minh sprite’s lair

5)On a street sign in a Haven city scene

6)The obvious place: in the Faeri Book

7)On the C Cube’s screen

8)On a bullentin board in the LEP offices/in Argon’s Clinic

9)On the packages of Beetroot’s famous fungus cigarettes

10)Scrawled in the margins of a copy of Lady Heatherington Smythe’s Hedgerow in a demon classroom scene with No.1

Minerva Headcannon

Lady Heatherington Smythe’s Hedgerow, the book given by Minerva to a time-travelling Abbot, was, in fact, written by one Violet Tsirblou.

“The writer did no research. She had Victorian characters talking as if they were from the 16th century.”
—Minerva, actual quote from TTP

“In my defense, I was only four.”
—Artemis, on the above quote, when Minnie found out that he was V. T.

“I’ll never let you off the hook about this for DECADES”
—Holly, choking with laughter

“Artemis Fowl, ROMANTIC NOVELIST. The readers of Horsesense.gnome will be knowing about this.”
—Foaly

“The Fairynet already knows.”
—Minnie

“MINERVA NO.”
—Butler, in flawless ‘ARTEMIS NO’ tones

“Minnie, no, please…”
—Gaspard Paradizo

It’s MINERVA!
Minnie Mdlle. Minerva Paradizo

Who doesn’t love character commentaries?

reasons to read artemis fowl

  • tiny boy genius in ireland
  • who doesnt need love to become good
  • AND HIS HUGE BODYGUARD (BUTLER) WHO IS EXCELLENT IN EVERY WAY
  • ultra tech fairies
  • the fucking funniest centaur ever
  • poc characters
  • excellent humour
  • puberty coming in and running amok
  • kick ass women who will beat the shit out of you
  • kick ass women villains
  • awesome codes along the bottom of the books for you to translate
  • adventures all over the world
  • TIME TRAVEL
  • the best reasoning behind stone henge ever
  • “mummy” and “duddy”
  • engaging characters of all shapes and sizes (dwarves! faires! humans! imps! doodah day the pixie!)
  • demons who base their entire understanding of humans on a romance novel named lady heatherington smythe’s hedgerow
  • so much emotion
  • bruh did i mention youre gona love butler
  • “The demon scrolls tell of a warlock that will come to save our people, but I wouldn’t rely too much on the scrolls. They also say that rabbits are the supreme beings and that the best cure for a sore throat is a poultice of dung and old socks”
  • why arent you reading this yet
And Let Me Listen (One Shot) - Sequel to Talk to Me Like the Rain

TITLE: And Let Me Listen

CHAPTER NUMBER: One Shot

AUTHOR: Losille2000

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor Tom

GENRE: Romance/Drama

FIC SUMMARY:  Terrified that her more-than-friendly feelings won’t be reciprocated, Lauren attempts to ignore Tom.  Fortunately, Tom doesn’t take “no” for an answer.

RATING: T

AUTHORS NOTES: Sequel to Talk to Me Like the Rain. You will need to read it before this one. My many, many thanks to everyone who read Talk to Me—you are the reason this sequel exists, because I was just going to leave it like that. But you convinced me to write a sequel. I do not intend to write any more with Lauren and Tom, but I never say never. Thank you for your amazing support! :D

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And Let Me Listen

Not for the first time in the last month, Lauren found herself sitting numbly in her darkened office after a very long day of making rounds and delivering babies and performing surgeries. On normal days, she would wind down by entering information into patient charts, writing letters and filling out other paperwork required of her position at the hospital, but she needed nothing short of a miracle to wrest herself from the mesmerized stupor she fell into watching a blinking cursor on her computer screen.

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