heather-chandler

Heathers: a summary
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*talks to JD*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
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  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*pukes*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
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  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Chandler:*dies*
  • Veronica:oh my god
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  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*kills Kurt and Ram*
  • Veronica:oh my god
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  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Duke:*becomes the new Heather Chandler*
  • Veronica:oh my god
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  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*dumps JD*
  • JD:oh my god
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  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather McNamara:*tries to kill herself*
  • Veronica:oh my god
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  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*tries to blow up school*
  • Veronica:oh my god
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  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*shoots JD*
  • JD:oh my god
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  • Veronica:hoe you better do it
  • JD:*blows self up*
  • Veronica:fuckin' finally jesus christ i'm going back to hanging around nerds

sort of wanting a modern-day heathers au where veronica is a youtube vlogger and she has like 2,000 subscribers so she’s more popular than she expected but not exactly huge and she doesn’t tell the heathers about her vlog bc she talks shit about them on there 

and jd moves to town and when she starts talking to him he’s like “haha yeah i actually watch your vlogs, big fan” and she thinks it’s cute but it turns out he figured out where she lived and stalked her bc he’s in love with her and then heather chandler finds the vlogs and she gets pissed and that’s when the murder spree starts 

idk

Heathers the Musical Ask Meme
  • Beautiful:Describe your high school experience.
  • Candy Store:What's your favorite type of candy?
  • Fight for Me:Have you ever been in a fight?
  • Freeze Your Brain:What's your method for coping when things go wrong?
  • Big Fun:Have you ever gotten drunk?
  • Dead Girl Walking:Have you ever had sex?
  • The Me Inside of Me:Would you consider yourself popular?
  • Blue:Give an example of a time when you were in a bad situation.
  • Our Love is God:Is there anyone you'd kill for?
  • My Dead Gay Son:Has anyone ever surprised you with what their sexuality is?
  • Seventeen:What's a casual activity you like to do with friends?
  • Shine a Light:What's something you're afraid of?
  • Lifeboat:Are you more independent or dependent?
  • Shine a Light Reprise:Have you ever been bullied?
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend:When did you have your first crush?
  • Yo Girl:What's something you've done that you regretted afterwards?
  • Meant to Be Yours:What's your opinion on s'mores?
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise:Have you ever faked an illness/injury to get out of something you didn't want to do?
  • I Am Damaged:Would you consider yourself to be a morally good person?
  • Seventeen Reprise:How do you fix things when you make a mistake?
  • F*** Me Gently With a Chainsaw:What's an outburst you say a lot?
  • Lick It Up, Baby, Lick It Up:When's the last time you remember throwing up?
  • How Very:You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
  • Corn Nuts:What's your favorite snack?
  • You Look Like Hell:Describe your aesthetic.
  • What's Your Damage?:What's something that has damaged you?/What's something that always makes you upset?