monster!heathers au where chandlers a werewolf and one time at PE veronica steals heather's scrunchie bc she forgot to bring a ponytail holder and heather pulls her over and whispers "you do know i use that as a chew toy sometimes right" and veronica just yells
omg approved,,, veronica buys chandler chewable jewelry for her birthday so she won’t have to use her scrunchie, but mac nabs half of it immediately because she needs more stimmy items
is the lunchtime poll still a thing in the h^3verse. does heather chandler (editor in chief for the westerberg school paper) send out surveymonkey links via email to the school every thursday at exactly 12:05 and occasionally do irl lunchtime polls with videotaped answer this is Important
it’s not a thing in h^3 because dennis and heather hate each other but i Regret because this would be so cool ???? chandler gets sick one week so duke is put in charge of the lunchtime poll and it is her time to Shine. it’s her school now
long story short, duke ends up enlisting the av club to help her make a fake ransom video of a much-hated administrator to get people to take the poll in the absence of chandler’s persuasive power
So this is basically all the changes and parts that were really spectacular in the USC production of Heathers. Honestly, it was amazing. Each of the actors really understood their characters and acted wonderfully. These are all scenes that were amazing and added way more into the show. If Heathers ever goes to Broadway this would be exactly what I want it to be.
dean and cas watching heathers together because damnit cas it’s the best movie ever made and you need to be educated on 80s teen films.
-they’re sitting on dean’s bed (they’re like a foot away from each other because #nohomo) -*opening song plays* cas: so those three girls are heather? dean: heather heather and heather, that one’s heather chandler. -cas: dean how long has she been buried? there’s already grass growing around her. dean: SHHHHHHH *quoting the movie as it plays* dear diary, heather says she teaches people real life… cas: ??????????????????????????????????????? -when JD comes in dean starts freaking out because dude i had the biggest crush on him in ninth grade. -cas noticing that JD has a trenchcoat like his. -dean opting to ignore that fact. -when heather dies, dean claps and talks about his crush on winona ryder. -cas is still trying to figure out what the fuck is going on -”so she’s dead?” “yeah, JD knew that the drain cleaner would kill her but he didn’t tell veronica that.” “oh…” *cas squinty cat eyes* -so as the movie goes on, they drift closer together (still not touching each other #nohomo) -so JD and Veronica are planning their big “humiliate” kurt and ram thing, and she writes the “we had to die cause we were gay for each other” note -cas wonders how drinking mineral water could elude to someone’s sexuality. -at some point Dean put his arm around Cas and Cas rested his head on Dean’s shoulder (this is fine and friendly so like whatever) -cas winces when veronica burns herself with the cigarette-lighter-car thing. -the are not holding hands. -about halfway through Cas tells Dean he likes the movie. -dean smiles. -Cas doesnt like JD, Dean is offended. -”He’s a killer and he’s only using veronica for his twisted sense of godliness.” “But he’s hot Cas.” -Cas calls Winona Ryder pretty. Dean agrees. -Dean forgot about the whole “blowing up the school” thing and Veronica’s fake suicide so he’s actually surprised when it gets to that part. -Cas says that this movie is not appropriate for teenagers after Dean suggests rewatching it with Claire. -”Claire would not even like this movie, Dean.” “Sure she would.” -”We’re not showing it to Claire.” “SHhhhhhh, this is the best part.” -Dean: *quoting along with the movie again* Veronica! You look like hell! ‘Yeah, I just got back.’ -Cas laughing as Dean dramatically acts out Heather Duke’s part. -They’re holdin hands by the end. -Cas’s head is leaning on Dean’s shoulder, he looks comfy, Dean falls asleep like that. -When the credits roll Cas turns off the TV -The end. (A few days later, Cas finds out there’s a musical. They cancel their evening plans to watch it, and one day they drive up to New York City and see it live. Dean knows all the words by heart. Everyone is happy.)
POST TEN CHARACTERS YOU’D LIKE TO ROLEPLAY AS, HAVE ROLEPLAYED AS, & MIGHT BRING BACK, THEN TAG TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME. ( IF YOU CAN’T THINK OF TEN CHARACTERS, JUST WRITE DOWN HOWEVER MANY YOU CAN & TAG THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE. ) ASIDE FROM THAT, PLEASE REPOST INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING.
wanda maximoff : marvel ( mcu )
eliza schuyler hamilton : hamilton ( musical and historical )
chanel oberlin : scream queens ( show )
theodosia burr jr : hamilton ( musical and historical )
alma walker : ahs:asylum ( show )
nancy wheeler : stranger things ( show )
john laurens : hamilton ( musical and historical )
heather chandler : heathers ( movie and musical )
peter quill : marvel ( mcu )
man, there’s 50 more but then are the ones i’ve had the most muse for lately!!!
zach mitchell : jurassic world ( film )
honey lemon : big hero 6 ( movie )
hiro hamada : big hero 6 ( movie )
jason dean : heathers ( movie )
andrew clark : the breakfast club ( movie )
daisy buchanan : the great gatsby ( movie and book )
wirt : otgw ( show )
WANT TO PLAY:
lafayette : hamilton ( musical and historical )
allison reynolds : the breakfast club ( movie )
princess leia : star wars ( films )
eggsy unwin : kingsman:the secret service ( movie )
TAGGED BY : @ofbrightspirits TAGGING : um!!!! if you see this and wanna do it live ur life and say i tagged you!
psssstttt could u do heather c for the character ask meme :0
sexual orientation headcanon: a big lesbian
gender headcanon: i lov demigirl chandler, i’m down for transgirl too
mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon: depression, bpd n bipolar, she a lot of internalized self doubt tbh??
3 random headcanons: 1. she likes baking 2. ghost heather bugged veronica during tests 3. she actually does rly good on spelling tests and thats why the myriad mistake stuck in veronica’s head bc heather kept on ranting about it
Post ten characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, and might bring back, then tag ten people to do the same. ( If you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can and tag the same amount of people. ) Aside from that, please repost instead of reblogging.
Hecate Poole (Penny Dreadful)
Mary Kelly (Historical)
Elizabeth Stoddard (Dark Shadows)
Bela Talbot (Supernatural)
Lilith (Supernatural/Biblical lore)
Heather Chandler (Heathers)
Lucy Westenra (Dracula)
Aleera (Van Helsing)
Anne Boleyn (Tudors/historical)
Blind Mag (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
Sister Mary Eunice (American Horror Story: Asylum)
Ellie (The Last of Us)
WOULD LIKE TO PLAY:
Agnes Mary Winstead/The Butcher (American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare)
Jessie Anderson (The Walking Dead)
Basically everyone from the Have Played list
TAGGED BY: No one, I stole this because I wanted to do it
@ that heather duke it's chandler, and i know you probably don't want to hear this from me but im sorry for being such an awful friend to you you really deserved help and better people to be around.. i hope you finally found help!
Imagine Veronica's in the middle of a conversation with the heathers and JD swoops in and gives her a hug from behind and Heather Chandler gives him the worst death glare, and he just has this smug look on his face
She’d be like “you guys are so disgusting jfc have some class” and they’d probably do extra PDA just to piss her off smh
theres been too much fluff and happy shit recently. give me ANGST. give me dead heather chandler confessing to veronica that she had feelings for her. give me ghost heather chandler watching veronica wake up at 1 am in a cold sweat from her nightmares about everything that happened and wishing she was actually flesh and bones and able to hold her hand give me SUFFERING