sawyercide  asked:

Heathers xoxo

  • the first character i ever fell in love with: veronica !!!
  • a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: J.D.
  • a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: J.D. and Veronica !!
  • my ultimate favorite character™: veronica !!
  • prettiest character: veronica !!!
  • my most hated character: heather duke 
  • my OTP: it used 2 be J.D. and Veronica  but then SHIT HAPPENED
  • my NOTP: kurt & ram & veronica no thanks
  • favorite scene: when veronica invites martha for popcorn omg
  • saddest death: heather chandler just bc veronica was legit shocked 
  • favorite scene 2.0 : “our love is god. let’s go get a slushie”
  • least favorite scene: when jd wouldn’t let veronica go like jesus
  • character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: Heather Duke Makes Me Crazy
  • my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: kurt n ram ( I LOVE JOCKS SH )
  • my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: betty and martha i love them
  • my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: kurt & ram like the two of th em woo ps
  • my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship’: eh i dont really know!!

I love the idea of a no-murder AU where Heather Chandler actually stays friends with Veronica, and is therefore forced to hang out with JD. One night they all drink together, and Veronica is gone after like 2 beers, but JD and Heather are really good drinkers and they have a very un-friendly drinking contest. After a while they’re both completely wasted, but they’re both so stubborn that they keep drinking to prove the other wrong. Eventually they both pass out, and the next morning they argue over who won, but neither one of them can remember. It gives Veronica a major headache.

  • Heather Chandler:Once again from the top, girls.
  • Heathers:You think you're hot, but I'm sorry you're not exactly, who you think you are. Can't tell you what, what you haven't got, but when we walk into the room
  • Heather Chandler:Work with me here, people!
  • Heather Duke:Hello? We're trying, but you...
  • Heather Chandler:If we want to win, you guys have to listen to me. Let's go again.
8th September 1989

Dear diary,

So when my mother was in high school, she did the whole yearbook thing, and she claims it to be “one of the best high school experiences one can partake in”. So naturally, she’s been bugging me to join since I first started at westerburg. I mean I guess that it has the potential to be interesting, but Heather Duke runs it, and well, we all know how self obsessed that girl is. Personally, I think it’s because she’s trying to be Heather Chandler, and wants to be the “it girl” rather than the side kick.

But whatever.

Anyway so Duke spent the whole meeting talking about the various photo spreads that she was going to include within this years yearbook. Funnily enough, they almost all include at least one photo of her. Honestly, it was such a waste of my time, but I cannot deal with my mothers disapproval if I quit and I need to look good for my collage applications so… I guess I’ll be sticking around.

Anyway so turns out some asshole on the football team has spray painted “fat pig” onto Martha’s locker. She spent last period crying about it in the toilets. God, the people here are so shitty. And yet she still idolises Ram, even though I’m pretty sure he was in on the prank.

Why is it that beautiful people can get away with anything?

Anyway, gotta motor,


I’m crying every heather’s fan watch this now