heather skipping

  • *Heather Chandler is skipping school*
  • Heather Chandler: I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.
Beautiful - Heathers!Vincent AU

I might continue to write these if people want me too. I won’t rewrite the lyrics but this will do.

Here’s chapter one of the only Vincent Au

Vincent was the classic high school guy who didn’t belong. It’s the first day of his senior year, 1989, and he’s writing in his diary by the lockers. His brow knits together and Martha Dunnstock could’ve sworn steam was coming out of her best friend’s ears. She closed her locker to see the word “HOMO” written across Vince’s. No doubt he was furiously documenting his hate for their fellow students.

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absolutely useless heathers headcanons

-jason dean really likes chocolate milk and he will not share his chocolate milk with anybody
-sometimes heather chandler burns her homework
-the only thing jason dean fears is needles
-heather duke owns too many pairs of boots
-heather mcnamara can fall asleep anywhere
-kurt kelly bites his nails
-ram sweeney knows everything about everyone and nobody knows how he knows so much
-ram sweeney likes to eavesdrop
-mrs. kelly still buys her son disney movies on vhs tapes
-he watches ALL of them
-jason dean is always cold he needs a blanket
-veronica keeps food in her backpack
-she usually gives her food to heather chandler
-heather chandler skips lunch to make out with kurt in her car
-sometimes ram
-it’s the only time they’re available
-veronica casually wears no pants around everyone and anyone she hates pants
-she and heather mcnamara are pantsless buds
-heather mcnamara likes water colors she cries over water colors
-heather chandler owns exactly 63 pairs of earrings
-if you spray hairspray around heather chandler, she will vomit, it makes her hella nauseous
-ram kicks trash cans over
-kurt puts them back up because he does not appreciate littering
-jason dean owns a lot of bubble blowing wands but no bubbles
-veronica once pushed heather chandler on the playground and heather cried
-i’m supposed to be in math right now bye

am i allowed to have paper drinking cups in my weird magical fantasy world, or is that cheating? i have combustion engines, gas lines, pipettes, printing presses, textbooks on electrical circuit design, swords, someone once made a gosip-around-the-water-cooler joke, so… yes?