heather rp

heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
heathers 1988 - starter sentences

“Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.”
“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”
“Are we going to prom or to hell?”
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
“I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.”
“I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”
“What’s the up-chuck factor on that?“
“Now that you’re dead, what are you gonna do with your life?”
“You know what I want, babe?”
“You were nothing before you met me.“
“The extreme always seems to make an impression.”
“I just killed my best friend.”
“Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
“Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.”
“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”
“If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?”
“Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.”
“Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.”
“Jesus God in Heaven, why’d you have to kill such hot snatch?”
“What is your damage, ______?”
“It is one thing to want somebody out of your life, it is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.”
“I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”
“______ why are you pulling my dick?”
“You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel? You’re not a rebel you’re fucking psychotic!”
“Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?”
“You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.“
“When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.”
“You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?”


heathers starters;; musical pt. 1

NSFW WARNING FOR SOME.

featuring “lifeboat”, “dead girl walking”, “seventeen” and “fight for me

  • “still … the weakest must go.”
  • “the tiniest lifeboat with people i know.”
  • “i’m your dead girl/boy/person walking.”
  • “thirthy hours to live, how shall i spend them?”
  • “i could change my name and ride up to seattle.”
  • “before they punch my clock i’m snapping off your … window-lock.”
  • “sorry but i really had to wake you.”
  • “see i decided i must ride you ‘til i break you.”
  • “you’re my last meal on death row.”
  • “you know, it’s ‘cuz you’re beautiful.”
  • “you say you’re numb inside but i can’t agree.”
  • “so the world’s unfair? keep it locked out there!”
  • “no sleep for you tonight.”
  • “fine, we’re damaged”
  • “we’re not special, we’re not different.”
  • “we don’t choose who lives or dies.”
  • “don’t you want a life with me?”
  • “if you could let me in i could be good with you.”
  • “people hurt us or they vanish.”
  • “don’t stop looking in my eyes.”
  • “so what’s it gonna be?”
  • “i wanna be with you.”
  • “yeah, we’re damaged. but your love’s too good to lose.”
  • “i’ll stay if i’m what you choose.”
  • “holy shit!”
  • “hey mr. no-name kid, so who might you be?”
  • “and could you fight for me?”
  • “could you be seen with me and still act proud?”
  • “hey, could you hold my hand?”
  • “i would fight for you.”
  • “if you would fight for me.”
  • “well, whoa, you can punch real good.”
  • “you’ve lasted longer than i thought you would.”

                    i am damaged,
                   far too damaged,
                                                        but
                                                                     you’re not beyond
                                                                              r e p a i r

Heathers: The Musical/Movie starters
  • "Are we gonna have a problem?"
  • "You've got a bone to pick?"
  • "Why are you pulling on my dick?"
  • "You've come so far! Why now?!"
  • "Why are you being such a mega-bitch?"
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
  • "Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?"
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
  • "Color me stoked.."
  • "SHUT UP, <name here>!"
  • "I just killed my best friend..!"
  • "They only want me for a friend, or a fuck!"
  • "Are you a Heather?"
  • "You look like hell."
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "What is your damage?"
  • "Did you eat a brain tumor, this morning?"
  • "The demon queen/king of high school has decreed it."
  • "I'm a dead girl walking."
  • "Fine --- or damaged.."
  • "Yeah, we're damaged.."
  • "Don't you want a life with me?"
  • "Can't we be seventeen?"
  • "Greetings, and salutations!"
  • "Care for a hit?"
  • "My teen-angst bull shit has a body count."
  • "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."
  • "Why can't you just be a friend?"
  • "It's up to me to take her place!"
  • "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."
  • "Maybe it's time to take a vacation."
  • "I've been through ten high schools."
  • "Freeze your brain!"
  • "You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school."
  • "It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell."
  • "You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year."
  • "Now it's just me any my dad, we're less formal."
  • "I've learned the world doesn't owe you a cent."
  • "The sky's going to hurt when it falls."
  • "You better start building some walls."
  • "Fight pain with more pain."
  • "Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
  • "I'd normally slap your face off."
  • "I like looking hot!"
  • "I crave a boon"
  • "What boon?"
  • "Set this dumb ablaze!"
Heathers: The Musical Roleplay Starters
  • "We could be beautiful."
  • "Just not today."
  • "I pray for a better way."
  • "You've got a bone to pick?"
  • "You've come so far!"
  • "I'd normally bite your face off."
  • "I'm feeling nice."
  • "Seems every time I'm about to despair, there's a seven eleven right there..."
  • "Don't open a vein, just freeze your brain!"
  • "I could change my name and ride up to Seattle."
  • "I'm a dead girl walking."
  • "Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
  • "See, I've decided I must ride you till I break you."
  • "You're my last meal on death row."
  • "Shut your mouth, and lose them tightie-whities!"
  • "No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew."
  • "Yeah, we're damaged, really damaged, but that does not make us wise?"
  • "Your love's too good to lose."
  • "I wish your dad were good."
  • "I wish grown-ups understood."
  • "I wish we'd met before they convinced you life was war."
  • "No one here deserves to die."

CANDY STORE – HEATHERS 
                                      sentence starters

“ are we gonna have a problem?”
“ you’ve come so far. ”
“ why now are you pulling on my dick? ”
“ i’m feeling nice. ”
“ here’s some advice. ”
“ i like looking hot. ”
“ i like drinking hard. ”
“ if you lack the balls, you can go play dolls. ”
“ you could come smoke. ”
“ what you waiting for? ”
“ prove you’re not a loser/pussy/lameass. ”
“ step into my candy store. ”
“ guys fall at your feet. ”
“ that freak’s not your friend. ”
“ if s/he had your shot, s/he would leave you to rot! ”
“ if you don’t care, fine! ”
“ forget that creep. ”
“ let’s go tear up someone’s lawn. ”
“ you can live the dream or you can die alone. ”
“ keep on testing me and end up like her! ”

anonymous asked:

Heather bumps into the smaller fandom, almost falling over and tripping before catching herself. She closes her journal and takes a step back. "Oh, sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going."

Conner stumbled back once the taller had bumped into him- and since he’s so small, it’s no surprise that he did. She was much bigger than him and honestly, to someone much shorter, very intimidating. He looks up and relaxes once she apologizes, because she’s y’know, not an imp. 

“Oh! It’s completely fine- but how did you get here?” They were on his planet after all, and as far as he knows, he can’t get off of it and no one else can visit. It’s odd, and he doesn’t understand, though that might be brought on by the fact that he’s a little overwhelmed by the uh… drastic scenery change that was Sburb.