heather fortune

A Sea Witch’s Spell Ingredients

aquamarine - courage, divination, focus, healing, peace, and purification.

ashes - healing, prosperity, and protection.

black salt - banishment and protection.

citrine - happiness, healing, and purification.

coconut - chastity, protection, and purification.

coral - banishment, divination, lust, prosperity, protection, and wisdom.

cotton - fortune, healing, and protection.

cypress -  healing, peace, and protection.

sea fern - exorcism, fortune, healing, protection, and wealth.

harbor water - banishment and prosperity.

heather - beauty, fortune, protection, and spirituality.

hemp - healing and love.

pink salt - friendship, healing, love, and purification.

honeysuckle - protection, psychic abilities, and wealth.

iron pyrite - courage, healing, peace, and truth.

kelp - protection, psychic abilities, and wealth.

lichen - new beginnings, protection, healing.

lavender - chastity, happiness, love, peace, protection, and purification.

lime - healing, love, and protection.

moonstone - divination, focus, healing, love, and peace.

moss -  fortune and wealth.

moss agate - truth.

ocean water - focus and power.

onyx - banishment, focus, fortune, and protection.

orange - beauty, divination, fortune, love, purification, and wealth.

pearl - divination, healing, and psychic abilities.


William and Catherine’s eight tiered wedding cake.

Made by Fiona Cairns, it was a traditional fruit cake with elements from the Joseph Lambeth technique and decorated in cream, white icing and 900 delicate sugar-paste flowers that not only mimicked the architecture of Buckingham Palace but also each represented something meaningful.

At Catherine’s request over 17 different flowers were used for their symbolism. These included:

▸ White rose – symbol of england.

▸ Daffodil – symbol of wales.

▸ Shamrock – symbol of  ireland.

▸ Thsitle – symbol of scotland
Acorns, oak leaf - strength, endurance.

▸ Myrtle - love.

▸ Ivy - wedded love, marriage.

▸ Lily of valley - sweetness and humility.

▸ Sweet william – grant me one smile.

▸ Honeysuckle - the bond of love.

▸ Apple blossom - preference, good fortune.

▸ White heather - protection, wishes will come true.

▸ Jasmine (white) - amiability.

▸ Daisy - innocence, beauty, simplicity.

▸ Orange blossom - marriage, eternal love, fruitfulness.

▸ Lavender - ardent attachment, devotion, success, and luck.

Heather Ale (A Galloway Legend)

From the bonny bells of heather
  They brewed a drink long-syne,
Was sweeter far than honey,
  Was stronger far than wine.
They brewed it and they drank it,
  And lay in a blessed swound
For days and days together
  In their dwellings underground.

There rose a king in Scotland,
  A fell man to his foes,
He smote the Picts in battle,
  He hunted them like roes.
Over miles of the red mountain
  He hunted as they fled,
And strewed the dwarfish bodies
  Of the dying and the dead.

Summer came in the country,
  Red was the heather bell;
But the manner of the brewing
  Was none alive to tell.
In graves that were like children’s
  On many a mountain head,
The Brewsters of the Heather
  Lay numbered with the dead.

The king in the red moorland
  Rode on a summer’s day;
And the bees hummed, and the curlews
  Cried beside the way.
The king rode, and was angry,
  Black was his brow and pale,
To rule in a land of heather
  And lack the Heather Ale.

It fortuned that his vassals,
  Riding free on the heath,
Came on a stone that was fallen
  And vermin hid beneath.
Rudely plucked from their hiding,
  Never a word they spoke:
A son and his aged father—
  Last of the dwarfish folk.

The king sat high on his charger,
  He looked on the little men;
And the dwarfish and swarthy couple
  Looked at the king again.
Down by the shore he had them;
  And there on the giddy brink—
“I will give you life, ye vermin,
  For the secret of the drink.”

There stood the son and father
  And they looked high and low;
The heather was red around them,
  The sea rumbled below.
And up and spoke the father,
  Shrill was his voice to hear:
“I have a word in private,
  A word for the royal ear.

“Life is dear to the aged,
  And honour a little thing;
I would gladly sell the secret,”
  Quoth the Pict to the King.
His voice was small as a sparrow’s,
  And shrill and wonderful clear:
“I would gladly sell my secret,
  Only my son I fear.

“For life is a little matter,
  And death is nought to the young;
And I dare not sell my honour
  Under the eye of my son.
Take him, O king, and bind him,
  And cast him far in the deep;
And it’s I will tell the secret
  That I have sworn to keep.”

They took the son and bound him,
  Neck and heels in a thong,
And a lad took him and swung him,
  And flung him far and strong,
And the sea swallowed his body,
  Like that of a child of ten;—
And there on the cliff stood the father,
  Last of the dwarfish men.

“True was the word I told you:
  Only my son I feared;
For I doubt the sapling courage
  That goes without the beard.
But now in vain is the torture,
  Fire shall never avail:
Here dies in my bosom
  The secret of Heather Ale.”

                              Robert Louis Stevenson




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