heather chandler quotes

  • JD: So. Who broke it?
  • JD: I’m not mad. I just want to know.
  • Veronica: I did. I broke it-
  • JD: No. No, you didn’t. Heather?
  • Heather Duke: Don’t look at me. Look at Heather.
  • Heather McNamara: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Heather Duke: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Heather McNamara: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Heather Duke: Suspicious.
  • Heather McNamara: No, it’s not!
  • Ram: If it matters, probably not... Martha was the last one to use it.
  • Martha: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Ram: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Martha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ram!
  • Veronica: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it-
  • JD: No. Who broke it?
  • Martha: Heather's been awfully quiet…
  • Heather Chandler: rEALLY-
  • *UNINTELLIGIBLE ARGUING*
  • . . .
  • JD: I broke it. It burned Veronica's hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Chansaw As Pitch Perfect 2 Quotes

Veronica: You are physically flawless–

Heather: Thank you.

Veronica: But it doesn’t mean I like you.
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Veronica: *to Heather* Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating!
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Heather: So, have you abandoned your dumb plan to leave the Remington party?

Veronica: You wish you gorgeous… specimen…. *to Heather M.* She’s really in my head.
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*playing croquet*

Heather: *touches Veronica’s face* Now don’t cry to hard when you lose, makes eyes puffy.

Veronica: *whispers* Your hands are so soft.

Heather: I’m sorry I don’t speak loser, what did you say?

Heather D.: She actually speaks 8 languages, but loser is not one of them.

Heather C. And Heather D.: *Walk off*

Veronica: HA! YOUR SWeat smells like cinnamon! …Damn it!

  • Davey: Why can’t we talk to different kinds of people?
  • Jack: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?
before me inside of me (if they had cellphones)
  • [texting]
  • Veronica: Hey.
  • Heather Chandler: Eror # 223452 This user is not accepting messages from you or is unavailable.
  • Veronica: You spelled error wrong.
  • Heather Chandler: shit