heath&heather

FOOD: An American Pleasure (a culinary line made by me, my friend, and my arch nemesis)

In The Heights-In The Bites

The King And I-The King And Thai

Matilda-Meatilda

Dear Evan Hansen-Dear Evan Hot Sauce
(Wafting Through a Window) (Sincerely, Meat)

Joseph King Of Dreams-Joseph King Of Beans

Tick, Tick, Boom-Eat, Eat, Poop

Waitress - Waitress

Beauty and the Beast- Beauty and the Beef

Little Shop of Horrors-Little Shop of Hot Dogs

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812- Natasha, Pizza, and the Great Corndog of 1812

The Book of Mormon-The Book of More Food for Me (Turnip Off)

Heathers-Heath Bars (I Am Deep fried) (Candy Store)

Prince of Egypt-Prince of Eggplants

The Lion King-The Lentil King (Hakuna Mousaka)

Anything Goes- Anything Roasts

Les Mis-Les Mousaka

Chicago- Chicago Deep Dish

Be More Chill-Be More Chili

Annie Get Your Gun-Annie Get Your Gum (Anything You Can Eat, I Can Eat Faster)

School of Rock- School of Pop Rocks

Singing In The Rain-Eating In The Rain

Newsies -Boozies

Jesus Christ: Super Star-Cheez-It Christ: Super Star

Avenue Q- Avenue Quiche

Cats- Fats

Grease- Grease

Fiddler on the Roof- Pickler on the roof

Beautiful: A Carole King Musical-Beautiful: Golden Corral King Musical

The Last Five Years- The Last Five Beers

Wicked- Wicked Hot Doritos

Falsettos- Farrosettos

Miss Saigon- Miss Pie-gon

Catch Me If You Can- Catch Me If You Pringle Can (*bo Burnham voice* Yes I’m still on the Pringle Can)

Come Fly Away- Come Fry Away

A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder- A Gentleman’s Guide to Lasagna and Bourbon

The Light In The Piazza- The Light In The Pizza

Peter Pan- Peter Frying Pan

A Comprehensive List of USWNT Ship Names

OTP’s and BroTP’s

Boston Brats: Sam Mewis, Kristie Mewis, Alyssa Naeher and Stephanie McCaffrey

#Breph: Stephanie McCaffrey and #Brian

BroHai or MoeHai (TBD): Morgan Brian and Kealia Ohai

Carlyn: Carli Lloyd and Ashlyn Harris

Chrislex: Christen Press and Alex Morgan

Department of Defense: Ali Krieger, Julie Johnston, Becky Sauerbrunn, Meghan Klingenberg, Kelley O’Hara and Hope Solo

DunnHai: Cyrstal Dunn and Kealia Ohai

Dunnston: Crystal Dunn and Julie Johnston

Georgia Peaches: Kelley O’Hara, Emily Sonnett and Morgan Brian

Harli: Hope Solo and Carli Lloyd

Harry: Allie Long and Tobin Heath

Hashlyn: Hope Solo and Ashlyn Harris

Irish Soul Sisters: Heather O’Reilly and Kelley O’Hara

Kellex: Kelley O’Hara and Alex Morgan

KlingenMoe: Meghan Klingenberg and Morgan Brian

Krashlyn: Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris

Kress: Ali Krieger and Christen Press

Krolo: Ali Krieger and Hope Solo

LeMew: Sydney Leroux and Kristie Mewis

MoeHara: Morgan Brian and Kelley O’Hara

MoeLyssa: Morgan Brian and Alyssa Naeher

New Kids: Lauren Holiday, Amy Rodriguez and Tobin Heath

New New Kids: Morgan Brian, Crystal Dunn and Julie Johnston

O’Harli: Kelley O’Hara and Carli Lloyd

O’Press: Kelley O’Hara and Christen Press

O’Solo: Kelley O’Hara and Hope Solo

Poe: Christen Press and Morgan Brian

Preath: Christen Press and Tobin Heath

Presston: Christen Press and Julie Johnston

PreTalex: Christen Press, Tobin Heath and Alex Morgan

Prong: Christen Press and Allie Long

Sauce Squad: Carli Lloyd, Sam Mewis and Steph McCaffrey

So’Hara: Emily Sonnett and Kelley O’Hara

Talley: Tobin Heath, Alex Morgan and Kelley O’Hara

Talex: Tobin Heath and Alex Morgan

ToBean: Tobin Heath and Morgan Brian

Wambinoe: Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe

Work Wives (HoMoe): Lindsey Horan and Morgan Brian

3 Amigas: Alex Morgan, Allie Long and Tobin Heath

Nicknames | Alma Maters | College Cup Appearances

Top Moments of 2015, WoSo Edition

We all know what an amazing year it’s been for the USWNT and for women’s soccer in general. Here are some of my top moments of 2015, plus some honorable mentions (warning, it’s long)

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