What kind of heartless, disgusting maggot of a human would suggest feeding the country’s most vulnerable citizens to wolves? No one, it turns out, but you wouldn’t know it from the headlines above. What really happened is Representative Don Young is from Alaska, a state that knows a thing or two about attacks from gray wolves. So when his fellow congressmen debated the merits of keeping gray wolves on the endangered species list, Young had some strong opinions. One, that states that don’t deal with the wolves shouldn’t weigh in on the discussion, and two, if they did have wolves, all their homeless people would be dead. It was a joke … a stupid joke, but a joke. Which was why everyone sitting in on the session snickered and let Ol’ Representative Hobokiller keep running his mouth without thinking twice about whether or not he seriously suggested using wolves to solve homelessness.