heart of chalk

Fallout new vegas dlc characters as dril tweets

Dean domino: i have been tasting my own piss everyday in order to develop a immunity to it. I am immune to piss. If you piss on me I’ll just laugh at you.

Christine: I’m actually, probably the most superbly relatable, and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw.

Dog: my massive shoulder span constantly prevents my tiny, malnourished ass from absorbing sunlight. My body is essentially at war with itself.

God: I can only hope that when a kangaroo court of dipshits come to haul me to prison that i have the grave and humanity not to get mad at them.

Joshua graham: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college and now everyone’s like “oh tortures bad” “it’s ineffective” fuck off.

Waking cloud: man while you were “gaming”, I tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shamans arms.

Follows-chalk: I’ve never heard of this “Europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me.

Doctor Borous: bring me your dead pet and i will make a sword out of it for $39

Doctor 0: by ripping my phone book in half I have not only proven I’m strong, but that I’m also a cool and independent guy who doesn’t need to call anybody.

Doctor Klein: YO *points to the spinal cord on brain diagram* THATS THE BRAIN;S DICK

doctor dala: spending time thinking about a fucking disastrous hypothetical penis that has a hole that’s wider than the shaft, like a funnel. And frowning.

Doctor 8: accidentally brought my piss detector into the men’s room again and cowered beneath the sink as the deafening screech echoed off the hard tile.

Doctor Mobius: blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. None of you are free of sin.


Ulysses: Friday night gathering up together a big pile of things I like to respect (flags, crucifixes, etc) and just roll around in it, give kisses,


Keith Haring creating street art in Japan. Photos by Juan Rivera, 1988.

“The context of where you do something is going to have an effect. The subway drawings were, as much as they were drawings, performances. It was where I learned how to draw in public. You draw in front of people. For me it was a whole sort of philosophical and sociological experiment. When I drew, I drew in the daytime, which meant there were always people watching. There were always confrontations, whether it was with people that were interested in looking at it, or people that wanted to tell you you shouldn’t be drawing there…”

“I was learning, watching people’s reactions and interactions with the drawings and with me and looking at it as a phenomenon. Having this incredible feedback from people, which is one of the main things that kept me going so long, was the participation of the people that were watching me and the kinds of comments and questions and observations that were coming from every range of person you could imagine, from little kids to old ladies, or art historians.”  - Keith Haring 

(Keith Haring: The Last Interview,” Arts Magazine, September 1990)

What the fallout new vegas companions went as for Halloween

Boone- someone (cass) stole his hat while he was sleeping and drew hairlines on his head in permanent marker.

Ed-e - he dressed up like a disco ball!

Raul- he wore his vaquero outfit and ate everyone’s candy.

Cass- wore the biggest cowboy hat and boots she could find.

Veronica/Christine- went as the mysterious stranger and lady fortune!

Arcade- wore one of those fake knife props and made a lot of jokes about being dead.

Lily- dressed up like gretel and passed out candy.

Dean- initially didn’t want to dress up but was tricked into wearing a bunny costume.

God/dog- just covered themselves in glitter.

Waking cloud- made their own costume out of feathers and flowers.

Follows chalk- he dressed up as a Yao gui!

Joshua graham- he didn’t dress up but everyone complimented him on his “mummy costume”.

Yes man- he changed his face screen into that really creepy securitron face from old world blues.


“I knew the machine could create matter, but Aida’s gone beyond that. She’s found a way to generate living matter, human tissue. She wants to make herself into a real person.”


Just Follows Chalk things

-Jumps out to say hello after your entire traveling party was just slaughtered
-Decorates his hat with flower print fabric
-“Bet they don’t have anything as nasty as Yao Guai out where you come from, huh?
-Is so pure he thinks pick-pocketing is some sort of outsider ritual
-Says you don’t need to steal from him because he’ll share