heart egg

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No, it’s you.

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cheesy metaphor for freedom aside, look, they have plenty in common and would be adorable friends, dont look at me

under $5 masterpost

i see yall buying cute stuff with like $$ and i cry bc u can buy the exact same product for like 99 cents. However, these are really hard to find. So, here’s a masterpost of lots of stuff that u can buy for way less than $5! This is also useful if youre living on a tight budget like me but you still want these cute shit like me. or if u wanna move out like me.

+ most of these are free shipping but u should check your country for some.
+ some of these are on sale so if you comeback to it months later the price might change. so hurry up!


Stationery/office supplies/school supplies:

pens/pencils/highlighters:
candy & cats (?) 
furry ball 
lipsticks 
grass pens 
these are just v cute
giraffe pens
ice cream pens
crowns 
pastel af
star shaped highlighters?? so cute??
really pretty
corn
bowling
i was legit about to buy this for $6 but then i saw this
these just look so fancy idk
bones lmao
a cute pen that is also a fan??
lollipops

pencil cases/cosmetics bags:
ill just put this pencil case here
this is the cutest omg
c u t e
totoro 
NICE
my pencils case
flowers
soft
floral

Sticky notes/sticky bookmarks/stickers:
butterfly bookmark
rabbit sticky notes
hello hello
washi tape (cute +  dolls + colors + dots)
blabla
super cute cats
dolphin (?)
very cute much pastel
hilarious fingers
gudetama
rabbits & cats
v cute
adorable cats
fucking cute man

pencil sharpeners:
fruit
owls
toilet 
egg

erasers:
these are so aesthetic omg buy it for me
these too
lollipops 
fast food
lipsticks again
cookies
egg
emojis
cute colors 

Fashion/bags/accessories:

bandanas
drawstring backpacks
id wallets 
bow wallets
why is this bag so cheap??
^???
the cutest coins bags/wallets
purses 
adorable wallets (id use these as a pencils case tbh)
cute shirts (this & this & this & this & this)
cute bras
very cute socks
emoticon face masks
literally the cutest pins
chokers!! ( xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx)
super cute hair thingies 
i have this necklace its v nice
these socks are cuter than me
Pokemon socks
emoticon underwear
cats underwear lol

Beauty:

peeling lip gloss
cute af lip balms 
these are like $7 in other places
bath salts
palette 
face masks!!! (xxx + xxx + xxx + i bough this the other day + xxx + xxx + xxx )
hand masks (?)
nose masks (?)
magic lipsticks
water based lipsticks
kissing lips
color changing nail polishes
etude eye patch 
etude chin masks
v v cute mirrors 
mirror + comb = oreo?
more cute mirrors yes
triple lipsticks
bb creams
yet another set of lipsticks
and another
aaaand another
wtf another??
lmao yes another
yup another 

Home & kitchen:  

heart egg thingy
fancy ass spoons
cloud egg thingy
dumpling thingy
rabbit egg thingy
skull egg thingy
u use these things to make freezies or whatever tf u call them
sandwich thingy
microwavable lunch box
very cute aprons


ok that’s about it i guess. damn that took forever. 
please tell me if any of these links aren’t working or if u have any questions!
+ if u wanna check out more pretty things that aren’t exactly $5 but still considerably cheap, or if these products aren’t available anymore, check out this tag
+ last thing! if its not a bother please check this post and help me out if u can!

youtube

Because my heart wasn’t damaged enough.  This has to be one the BEST fan made videos I have ever seen.

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youtube

ladies and gentlemen may I present to you my latest and greatest creation, transformers_pri.me

picture it: me, 10 years old, stuffing candy hearts in my face while watching the westminster dog show, preemptively shouting the name of each breed before the announcer can, as though i have something to prove

picture it: my parents, completely unimpressed, long-suffering and weary of this annual tradition.