heart shapped box

*While playing Mario Party 6*

Lucio: *Commenting on one of the mini games* We are going into Daisy’s heart shapped box.

Soldier 76: *Face palms* OH MY GOD LUCIO! Do you even know what that means?

Lucio: No. I just thought it meant like a box shapped like a heart, possibly containing chocolates.

*some time later*

Lucio: Can you please tell me what it means?

Soldier 76: *Shouts* IT MEANS VAGINA!

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Nirvana - Heartshapped Box

I’ve been locked inside your Heart Shaped box for weeks, i’ve been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap..wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶

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Heart Shapped Box - Nirvana http://youtu.be/UThKn_TmfmM

And now, children, I will tell you the reason hearts are shaped the way they are. If you look at a human heart, it is slightly shaped as the hearts we so commonly use and see in our everyday lives. As humans, it is in our nature to be symmetrical. The organ that is the heart is not, however, symmetrical - therefore we created a symmetrical design to symbolize love because we love with our heats. Actually we do not love with our hearts, the reason we believe we love with our hearts is because it is a proven fact that upon falling in love, your heart literally ‘skips a beat’. This is all complete bullshit, bee-tee-dubs. I hope this seemed likely, but I’m high and my brain is in a very weird place. Feel free to ignore me :3