Fitness For Beginners

Nowadays it seems like everyone is starting a new fitness plan or studies have just been released on the latest and greatest fad diet. For someone who is just starting out, this can be a little overwhelming. Do you go on the low carb, low fat, high protein diet, or do you go high carb, low fat? Fitness, healthy living, and weight loss can be broken down into two main categories: food and exercise.

Let’s start with the basics of nutrition:

  • There are these magical things called macronutrients. These are what you should be consuming the most of. Your macronutrients are carbs, fats, and proteins.
  • “But wait… Aren’t carbs the devil?” - Not at all! In fact, 40%-60% of your daily energy intake should be coming from carbs. However, there are good carbs, and there are bad carbs. Fruits, veggies, and whole grains are all carbohydrates. Aim for the carbs that are higher in fibre. These are complex carbs, they break down slowly and they slowly raise blood sugar over time, unlike simple carbs such as candy and white breads.
  • “Alright, but fat is the stuff getting in the way of me having a six pack…” - Again, there are good fats and bad fats. Fats are essential for your diet. Approximately 30% of your daily energy should come from fat. Good fats are found in foods such as extra virgin olive oil, avocados, fatty fish, and nuts.
  • “Protein! That’s the good stuff” - Although protein is important, it’s actually the macronutrient you should be consuming the least amount of. Only 12%-20% of your daily energy should be coming from protein.

The basics of exercise:

  • It is recommended that people do an hour or more of physical activity each day.
  • “Yeah, but to be fit I need to do Cross Fit and complete an IronMan” - Actually, this isn’t true. Although people who complete IronMans and do CrossFit are in excellent shape, you can do something as simple as going for a brisk walk. If your goal is to lose weight, then it is more important that you eat healthy. As the sayings go “fitness is 80% diet and 20% exercise”.
  • Exercising can be broken down into two sub categories:
    • Cardio: This is also known as aerobic exercise. It is long lasting, lower intensity exercise that requires oxygen to meet the demand of exercise. These are things like running, cycling, rowing, walking etc.
    • Strength Training: This is also known as anaerobic exercise. This is short lasting, high intensity exercise. The body can’t get enough oxygen to supplement this workout, so it uses energy stored in the muscles.
  • “Okay… So if I want to lose weight, what do it do?” - Some people will tell you to do cardio, some will tell you do to strength training. Most experts would agree that it is best to do a combination of the two. Ideally we should be doing 4-5 cardio workouts that last 30-60minutes each week and strength training 3-4 times a week.

When it gets broken down, fitness doesn’t have to be so complicated.

Slim down with this awesome smoothie!

Okay guys, it’s time to take the training wheels off. At this point they’re becoming a hinderance. I’ve lost 175lbs~ the last couple years, I’ve maintained the weight loss, I have solid healthy habits and an active lifestyle. This is just who I am now. I am going to stop obsessively weighing myself and I am going to stop counting calories. Those things were helpful for a time, the weight loss motivated me and the calories put how much I should be eating into context and helped me transition into eating healthy balanced foods. That time is gone now and the numbers constantly flitting in and out of my head all day makes me crazy and sad and tired. It’s no longer necessary. I am going to try intuitive eating on a mostly plant-based diet and if I do check on my weight it’ll be no more than twice a month, although the goal is to stop entirely. The number doesn’t really matter anyway, I can tell based on how my clothes fit and I’m a naturally muscly woman, so I’ll always be on the heavier side. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway, posting this here to keep myself accountable. Time to create some new healthy habits. I’m going to really commit to doing this for a month and then evaluate where I’m at and see if I need to make adjustments.

BTW - Just bought a one month discounted UFC membership on Groupon. I can’t wait to punch and kick the crap out of things. 💪🏻


- Always keep sweats, comfy shoes, makeup wipes, condoms, gum, a phone charger, a hair brush, and taxi fare in your purse/car.

- Wipe front to back

- Don’t use body washes or scrubs when cleaning your downstairs area. A little water goes a long way. Make sure to wash all around the vulva and gently get around your clitoris. USING YOUR FINGERS TO WASH IS BEST. Your vagina and vulva have natural bacteria and oils that are disrupted if you use soaps and sprays/ if you wash too harshly or excessively. They are delicate little things.


- DO NOT USE DOUCHES ever ever ever!!!

- Always pee after sex to prevent UTIs

- Coconut oil can be used for just about anything: shaving cream, moisturizer, lip balm, deep conditioner, cooking, insect repellent, makeup remover.. the list goes on. Get unrefined virgin coconut oil and you’ll smell and feel great. A little goes a long way so don’t over do it.

- EXFOLIATE at least once a week. You can buy an exfoliator at any drug store but I like to make my own but DO NOT use on your lady bits.

***1/2c coffee grinds, 2-3tbsp coconut oil, sea salt

***1 1/4c white sugar, 1/2c olive oil, 3tbsp lemon juice (good for legs, DON’T USE ON FACE OR VAGINA)

- DON’T EVER use sugar on, in, or around your vagina and try to avoid using brown sugar or hard scrubs on your face

- You can experiment a lot with your bath water and different things you can put in it. I just found some really great recipes for detox baths:

***1c ground up oatmeal, 1c epsom salts, 2tbsp lavender buds.. Mix all the ingredients and add 2-3 spoonfuls to your bath water

***1c epsom salts, ½ baking soda, 10 drops of essential oils

***1-2c milk, ½ pure honey

***Add 6-10 green tea bags to your bath water

- Essential oils in a bath are great…. Just some examples and benefits: Lavender is calming, Grapefruit is energizing, Peppermint helps with fatigue, Chamomile and Rosemary help with headaches and are also calming.

- YONI OIL by Goddess Body is amazing. It helps restore the balance of your yoni aka vagina and it is also antibacterial!!! Be careful if you’re buying from a different brand because different brands have different mixtures and some aren’t very good for you.

- THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!! Oils and oil based products break down the material in condoms which causes breaks or tears!!!!! If you plan on gettin some please do not put oils around your vagina for your own safety!!!!!!

- Face masks are great for skin health and relaxation. Some of my favourite recipes are:

***1 banana and 1tbsp honey

***Plain yogurt

***1tbsp honey and 1/2tsp each of cinnamon and nutmeg (doubles as a sweetener for Chai tea)

- Shave downward or diagonally when shaving your bikini line. USE MENS’ RAZORS. Pat dry with a cold face cloth immediately after shaving to close pores and use a non-scented lotion to prevent irritation and razor bumps.

- If you have crusty ass feet exfoliate them in the bath, pat dry then use Burt’s Bees Coconut Foot Cream and put on socks right after. If they’re really bad, put this cream on before bed and sleep with socks on. This is especially good during cold weather.

- Make sure to moisturize every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- When washing your hair; shampoo your roots and condition your tips.

- Don’t go to bed with you hair wet. Rub coconut oil into your scalp and brush it out before bed, wash in the morning.

- Massage your scalp with aloe vera for at least 30 seconds before you go to bed/ before you wash your hair to promote hair growth. 

- The more you touch and pick at acne the more oily your face will get.

- Dilute 1tsp of apple cider vinegar in 1c of water for a natural facial toner.

- Try to reduce your sugar intake to prevent acne and yeast infections.

- Cranberry juice works better than pineapple juice. Drink lots of this and AT LEAST 2L of water a day to keep your body healthy.

- Green/ Black tea, fruits, veggies, yogurt, and WATER all support good vaginal health and just overall body health.

- KALE IS A GOD SEND. It tastes better than spinach and you can put it in a smoothie, mix it in with your salad, bake and season it for kale chips, or just eat it as is. It’s extremely high in iron which is good if you’re anemic and get light-headed/dizzy during your time of the month. 

- Eating healthy promotes good mental health as well as physical health so keep your brain healthy too!!

If you’re needing a day to yourself, run a bath and add 1 cup of apple cider vinegar. Get a face cloth and wash yourself all over just with the bath water, especially your bizness. Apple Cider vinegar helps to restore your pH balance to keep you fresh and clean. Shave with coconut oil, exfoliate, then shave again to get all the dead skin off your legs. Scrub the dead skin off your feet and knees and elbows. Empty and rinse the tub and fill it back up with some oils or bath mixes of your choosing. Make yourself a tea or have some water near the tub. Put on a face mask and play some music or read a book or watch a show on Netflix and relax until the water is warm. Drain the water and rinse off quickly with cool water to get all the toxins and oils off your body. As soon as you get out, pat dry and lotion yourself, put on socks or slippers to keep your feet clean and then get into comfy clothes. Wear cotton underwear if you have them because they help get air to your bizzness. 

Breathe. 💦🙏🏼 Maybe you think you’re going through a tough time or you feel stressed. Don’t let it overwhelm you. Only your personality can let that happen. Have perspective. At the end of the day, everything is going to be okay. 🌴😊