healhy life style

To maintain A healthy level of insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ’ For Marijuana’

3. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

4. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

5. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

6. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

And The best is last.
7. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It’s Called …. THERAPY! =))