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..Wendy.

I kinda like that sketchy style, I might keep it :p

Soo I finally decided to answer some older asks. It’s gonna take me only like, what, 40 years?

for some reason I get a lot of asks for Laxus and Cobra’s first meeting, so expect that sometime in the future

in the next 100 years

also:

reason number 345678 why Acno shouldn’t be a parent

good nicknames for dnp along with dip and pip (and instead of "yass my daddies")

bop and pop
headache and stress relief
dandruff and pimple
screamer and breather
glass breaker and vase drinker
dick and dom
jumpscare and dropbear
ok dan stOP SCREAMING MY EARS ARE BLEEDING WHY DID I WEAR HEADPHONES and YAAASSS PHIL TELL HIM TO SHUT UP

💡 Unconventional Spell Components 💡

I know herbs and crystals are really useful in spells, but I thought it would be nice to compile a list of things that are also helpful in certain spells. Feel free to add on!

💡 Light bulbs! Hence the emoji. Burnt-out light bulbs are great for curses, keeping things hidden, and other things like that. You could also use the glass part of it as an unconventional sachet. (I might be working on a spell with a light bulb.. hehe 😉)

💡 Belts! They’re great for spells involving strength, endurance, and support. You can also draw sigils on the inside of a belt you’re wearing to hide them!

💡 Nut shells! It’s easy enough to find a bag of pistachios or pecans. The shells can be used in protection spells, PLUS they have the same correspondences as whatever the plant they came from. The shells can be crushed into a powder or left as is.

💡 Headphones! They can be used in spells involving focus and shutting people up. Not to mention you can enchant your headphones as you listen to music while doing a spell.

💡 Balloons! Balloons have a variety of uses. You can draw a sigil on one and then pop it to activate it. You can use them for happiness spells, or just spells that make you feel more free. Balloons could even help with astral travel!

💡 Paperclips! They’re great for simple and cheap binding spells. ‘Nuff said.

Anyways, that’s all I can think of for now 😅 but I hope this was helpful! Have fun!

BNHA But Its a Groupchat
  • Uravity: Gay
  • Frogger: Gay
  • IcyHot: Gay
  • OnePunch: Gay
  • Die: kill yourselves
  • Uravity: gAsP
  • Uravity: Bakugou LANGUAGE. Deku is here
  • OnePunch: Um excuse me
  • OnePunch: I'm not sin free sweaty, I'm gay
  • Frogger: Sweaty
  • OnePunch: LET ME LIV E
  • Scotch: Two minutes into this gc and I'm already thinking about flinging myself off of a cliff.
  • Die: Go tape a piece of shit to your wall, cuck
  • Scotch: I'd say we are gonna fight but I would die so
  • Grape: Consider: girls
  • Momo: Agreed
  • Uravity: Agreed
  • Headphone: Agreed
  • Frogger: Agreed
  • YouCantSeeMe: Agreed
  • IcyHot: Everyone is gay now
  • Grape: excUSE me NIGGY but I like VAGINA
  • Momo: Agreed
  • Uravity: Agreed
  • Headphone: Agreed
  • Frogger: Agreed
  • Die: shut the fuck up
  • Red Boy: I like penis
  • OnePunch: I like one penis
  • IcyHot: My parents aren't home
  • OnePunch: I'M ZOO M I NG
  • Pinky: I'M FUCKONG CRUONH
  • Uravity: My parents aren't home
  • Frogger: omw so quick
  • Headphone: My parents aren't home
  • Momo: See you in 5
  • Red Boy: My parents aren't home
  • Die: I'm kicking down your door
  • Iida: Children please

you can ship expensive headphones without villainizing jake to make the ship “”“"make more sense”“”“ or whatever y'all do it gosh let ALL our boys be happy jake isn’t abusive or possessive like blease chill

Moreid headcannons
  •  Flirting during cases and Reid getting flustered. 
  •  Prank wars that lead to sex 
  • Morgan reading to Reid on bad days  
  • Reid lying in Morgan’s lap and Morgan stroking his hair. 
  •  Morgan teaching Reid how to play softball or some other sport and wrapping his arms around him to ‘help' 
  •  Dates involving drinks at bars, walks in parks , Museums, libraries and baby sitting Henry 
  •  Low key PDA - side hugs, hair ruffling and shoulder squeezes 
  •  Morgan being even more over protective than usual when partnered with Reid . 
  •  Sitting together on plane rides and sharing headphones 
  • When Reid rambles for too long Morgan kisses him to shut him up. 
  • Forcing Morgan to dress up for Halloween and couple costumes like Spider-Man and Deadpool or Robin and Batman 
  • When they get married Garcia becomes the surrogate mother 
  •  And she uses this as an excuse to spoil the kid 
  •  Reid loves leaving hickeys and biting during sex and making out and Morgan loves pulling Reid’s hair. 
  •  Overall they would be the softest most adorable relationship ever
Hyung- Taegi family fluff AU

This fic is based off of @debrennerdrawing^. It’s the most adorable thing ever and so is the rest of her page, you should really go check it out.


“Hyung,” came a high-pitched yell from the door and following the voice was a boy who barreled in through the door and launched himself into the living room.

“Hyung,” he called out again, even louder this time. It was a wonder that whomever he was addressing couldn’t hear him.

He dropped his school bags on the floor upon his entry, and ran in and out of rooms calling out loud for his hyung. He flew in and out of rooms not even pausing to stop and check if anyone was inside and that was why he missed the sight of the slender blonde boy who was distractedly reading on his bed while he nodded his head to the ear splittingly loud music in his ears. 

Despite his noise cancelling headphones he still looked up when the door to his room opened and shut unexpectedly and rather loudly. He sighed to himself and took his headphones off only to be greeted by the yells of the his younger brother which went along the lines of “Hyung,” “Yoongi hyung,” and “Hyung where are you?”.

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Hinata is so clingy, that even when someone shows him a video (or really anything), he has to touch them. He leans on their shoulder, lowkey gives them a back hug, holds their arm… And Tsukishima is so sick of that. The orange haired boy is just too clingy.

At least that’s what he thought until he experienced it by himself. It was when they were on the bus, going back home, when Hinata sat beside him. Tsukishima had no other choice, but to give him his headphones in order to shut him up. Once he relaxed, he felt… warm. It was so sudden that he almost broke his neck as he turned his head really fast to look at the smaller boy, that was leaning against his arm, with his eyes closed and a soft smile plastered onto his face. That’s when Tsukishima felt like his clingy behavior wasn’t really that bad. He started to love it.

List of First Meeting AU’s I need

  • “Whoops I just fell face first into your crotch and this is really awkward" AU 
  • We were both hanging out at the bar I was eyeing you, but someone else came along and hit on you and now I'm pretending to be your bf/gf because you are obviously disgusted" AU
  • “Didn’t notice you until our dogs started randomly making love in the street” AU
  • “I went into a Taxi but someone else was there” AU
  • “I saw you getting robbed so I tried to help but you thought I was the thief and you punched me.” AU
  • “I was shopping for condoms for my sibling but I was rushing and I ran into you, therefore it began raining condoms” AU
  • “My friend dragged me to the nude beach, but Im fully dressed and you’re not.” AU
  • “I was actually screaming and moaning over a fictional death, but you thought it was sexual screaming and you came over to tell me to shut up.” AU
  • “Your headphones aren’t plugged in at the library and you’re listening to a hardcore smut thing.” AU
  • “Me and my friends were having a sleepover and tried Prank calling someone to tell them I love them, wrong number but thought it was you because you coincidentally have the same name” AU
  • “Basic blind date” AU
  • “We’re both on a cruise ship and I slipped and spilled my cocktail all over you” AU
  • “I was pulled over because you thought I was drunk, but I’m not, Im just really frustrated.” AU
  • “I was at the waterpark but my top/bottom fell off in the wave pool and you found it for me” AU
  • “I don’t know you but they just paired us up for the haunted house and im not good with scary stuff” AU
  • “We’re both single parents and our kids hate each other” AU
  • “I called you hot and randomly made out with you on the street for a youtube video, but you made out with me back so I don’t know what to do now” AU
  • “I was taking photos for my college class but your ass got in one of the shots and you knew it” AU
  • “Kiss Cam at a baseball game” AU
Touch. //Part 1

Request: Y/N is a very succesful singer and is best freinds with Justin. She is recording a music video for her hit single “Touch” (originally sung by Pia Mia irl). She asks Justin to be part of her music video which later becomes very steamy. 

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“Hey Biebs” You say happily before taking a seat in front of him. 

You couldn’t contain your excitement as you were just about to tell Justin that you wanted him to be part of your music video as your love interest. You were also quite nervous considering this was the first project you guys were working with each other that required romance and you didn’t want to ruin the friendship you guys had even if it was acting. 

“Hey babe,” he says pausing his game before looking up from the TV. Babe was his ideal nickname for you although you two weren’t exactly dating. It made your heart flutter every time he said it. 

“Oh no, here comes the flirting again…” Big Sean says as he takes off his headphones, playfully rolling his eyes. 

“Shut up!” Justin yells as he chucks a pillow directly at Sean’s face causing you to chuckle at their childishness. 

Justin finally turns to you as a signal to continue on. You take a deep breath. “So you know the music video I’ve been working on?” You say slowly as Justin nods.

“Yeah, how’s that going?” He says with a dull expression. 

You look at him taken back. “Why the hell did you say it like that?” 

“Like what?” Justin says innocently, you then cross your arms giving him the spill it look. He looks at you, taking a deep breath. “Nothing. You just picked a lame ass guy.” He says and everyone bursts in laughter, including you who were even surprised by his choice of words.

“Oooo. Someone’s jealous!” Kylie cooes in the back and everyone joins in causing Justin to turn slightly red

Is Justin jealous? No way. 

“I’m not jealous Ky…why would i be jealous?” Justin scoffs, everyone looks at him unconvinced. 

“Wow, he’s even defensive.” Hailey yells as the squad gets hyped once again, causing you to laugh.

“K, what are you all ganging up on me geez.” He says, his face red from embarrassment. 

“Guys shut up and let me finish.” You say jokingly but at the same time you were serious. “Anyways, the lame ass guy couldn’t make it-” You begin to say but Justin cuts you off. 

“Best news I’ve heard all day…” he says exaggerating and you hear the guys in the back erupt into fits of laughter.

“Can you just please listen?” You say getting impatient before playfully rolling your eyes. 

“Sorry.” Justin says chuckling as he quickly turns to your attention. 

You take another deep breath, you felt your heart beats 10X faster than usual and your palms were becoming sweaty. You didn’t understand why you were so nervous but you were. 

“Would you like to be his replacement?”

Everyone goes wild and i mean wild as if you guys just got married. You couldn’t help but laugh at their reactions. Justin looks you as he smiles wide. He chuckles not saying anything and you were hoping he didn’t think this was a joke. 

“Is THE Y/N Y/LN asking me to be in her music video?” Justin says causing you to roll your eyes.

“Hurry up before i change my mind!” You say impatiently causing everyone to chuckle. 

“Hell yeah, i want to be in your music video.”

**********

Enjoy! Requested by @normaniheaux

Stay tuned for part 2!

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Aquamarine and Topaz cause y’all love ‘em

Aquamarine is Blue Diamond’s trust fund, private school, bratty kid. She loves Harry Potter, so she carries around this wand everywhere. No one has the guts to tell her not to because of who her mother is.

Topaz is one of the few people willing to watch Aquamarine again after the first night. She has auditory processing issues and so her hearing is very sensitive, so she wears headphones to muffle the sound to a tolerable level.

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[Fusions]

anonymous asked:

Do you have any fic recs for acutal good characterisation tsukiyama? long fics?

Oh boy. Alright. 

Through his eyes is such a sweet one and also angst but it’s not an angsty thing bc of their relationship but because of the akiteru drama and it had my chest aching. I suppose I can’t say if it’s “in character” because it focuses mainly on Akiteru and his views on Kei and Yamaguchi’s relationship. But it’s good. 

The Excruciatingly Beautiful Process of Falling In Love (As Told By Tsukishima Kei Over Ten Chaotic, Wonderful Years) is A+++ Like. I read it and h u r t and yet I didn’t at the same time? I am dying. 

This series is quite good at keeping them in character, and it was very soft. Not too long, but it’s a three part series!

Glasses is another pretty short one, but they characterization is A++ and fluffy and I would 100% be both Tsukki and Yamaguchi in that situation. 

Fools of all of us is another short one, and one of those cliche “Tsukki pretends not to listen to Yamaguchi by wearing headphones” fics but it’s soft and pleasant and there’s like, 0 “shut up Yamaguchi” “Sorry Tsukki” so there’s that. 

Skinny love hurt. Pain. All I can say is that they’re in character and in pain and therefore I am in pain and. Future fic? Ow. 

Will you catch me should I fall – wow I’m rec’ing a shitdam ton of angst tonight. Fluffy ending, alright characterization, definitely liking the Tsuks characterization. 

Campfire in your chest was a ride, and I loved the dynamics between Tsukishima and Yamaguchi with the rest of the team, it all flowed really nicely, and I love this fic so m uc h. 

Written in the stars P lea s e I’m tired and this is basically giberish but I loved this and the Yamaguchi’s and 

And I have some long ones! AU/slightly ooc but I love them

Breaking Ground had me crying. Like. I loved it, I subscribed the first chapter and followed it through the whole thing and. Ah. Too many words. 

Protect me (I’m drowning) also made me cry. Soulmate au and angst and wow. Tsukki needs chill. I love. 

(but i’m only) human is pain. That- That’s all I can say. Prepare to hurt. 

Your face is the prettiest of pictures Ok but fuck characterization for a minute and admire this fuckdamn beautiful work of art. 

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sorry for being bad ❤️

Best Friends HC - Part 4

I didn’t think I would continue this but I got inspired!

Lemme know if you would like a specific character~

Squalo

  • Due to you ignoring him in favour of listening to music, Squalo improved his vocal skills
  • Aka you being the reason why Squalo is so loud
  • “VOI (Name) WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??”
  • You: I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES~~
  • Everyone else: SHUT UP!!
  • Squalo always breaking your headphones
  • You secretly paying Spencer to develop indestructible ones
  • From and outsider’s point of view, Squalo looks like a mother looking after her child
  • It becomes even clearer every time you almost get yourself killed because of your carelessness
  • Fortunately Squalo is always there to save you
  • Or scold you. Depends on how you see it
  • “HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC DURING MISSIONS???”
  • You: C’mon it wasn’t that bad!
  • It was actually that bad.
  • People wondering what someone like you is doing in the mafia
  • You’re actually very skilled but being a skilful assassin won’t have Squalo looking after you
  • Basically, you’re a wolf in a sheep disguise
  • It’s no secret among the other guardians. Squalo is the only one not having put two and two together yet
  • Fran: But what if senpai starts caring for someone else?
  • Squalo shows up that very moment, grabs you by the hem of your shirt and yanks you on his shoulder because the two of you have to go on a mission overseas
  • You: That’ll never happen~
  • Fran: Fair enough

Fran

  • Fran is negativity and you’re positivity.
  • You help him taking Bel’s knives off his hat.
  • Sometimes, Fran would just be standing somewhere doing nothing. You choose those very moments to snuck up behind him and force a smile on his face
  • Fran then disappears using his mist flame and you’re left pouting
  • Lussuria is your #1 shipper and supporter
  • Bel is the cockblocker
  • Levi is taking bets
  • Fran: I hate my lif—
  • You: I baked cookies!
  • Fran: *monotone* Yaaay~
  • Fran sometimes get annoyed when you try to make him smile
  • He doesn’t say anything though. He’ll rather use his flame to play tricks on you
  • Fran’s tricks are actually quite sweet as he makes you dream of your own version of fairy tales.
  • Fran secretly happy that you always ditch the prince to go after him
  • For some reasons the vilain always looks like Bel
  • Your positive nature also has an impact on other Varia members
  • You’re actually quite popular among your pairs which frankly enough annoys him a lot more than your little tricks.
  • In this case, Fran’s illusions on those members are not as pleasant as yours
  • You end up meeting him in your dream at your supposed dream wedding.
  • The next day, you wake up next to him with a familiar ring on your hand.
  • When you confront him about it, Fran uses his flame to disappear again
  • He does come back when you walks down the stairs wearing a very family white dress though

Bel

  • “The prince is—“
  • “I swear to god if you give me another royalty speech I’ll kill you”
  • Sometimes, you wonder if your best friend needs to see someone
  • To put it simply, his royalty talk is annoying and you’re always sassing him
  • The prince doesn’t like it but you’re his only friend so…
  • “I hate that frog kid”
  • You: “Yeah sure that’s why he’s still alive”
  • Fran: “Senpais, I’m right there”
  • You refuse to be the peasant falling in love with the almighty Prince that is Bel
  • However, you always accept playing darts with him
  • That is how you bonded as you were the first one to beat him at the game
  • However, Bel being a sore loser tried to kill you on the spot
  • You managed to fight your way through it and he deemed you too entertaining to be disposed of
  • The first months of friendship had been a roller coaster with your life on the line
  • Now, Bel would just casually appear out of nowhere and hang around you
  • He tries to get Fran to get out every time. Fran refuses and then they fight and you leave
  • You coming back one hour later to patch up their minor scratches
  • Bel being annoyed that you’re also taking care of Fran
  • Fran openly calling him out on his jealousy
  • The two of them going for round two and you leaving again
  • The day you mention Gokudera is ‘quite cute’ is the day Bel won’t let you cut him off during his royalty speech
  • Basically “Respect yourself, you deserve better!”
  • You: “Yeah but I don’t think Xanxus would be interested…”
  • Bel realising you don’t see him as a potential lover, taking you up on the challenge after beating you to darts
  • Let’s just say knives are also useful against undergarments
2016 in a nutshell
  • Trump ran for president AND ACTUALLY WON WHAT TF AMERICA
  • Harambe got shot, the world rioted through memes
  • Dicks out for Harambe
  • Leo finally won his oscar
  • Dat boi
  • Fucking murderous clowns everywhere
  • Suicide squad and civil war were definitely the two most highly anticipated films of 2016
  • I have a pen…
  • The age old question of ‘do pineapples go on pizza??’ caused much debate
  • Damn Daniel
  • Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
  • Bernie Sanders, a blessing to this world
  • Usain bolt is fast as hell
  • After much anticipation, Frank Ocean finally dropped his new album
  • Blurry Mr Krabs
  • The Obama and Biden memes were what got us through the last couple of months of this horrific year
  • Arthur’s fist
  • The other Arthur memes  
  • We saw the end of Brangelina
  • Johnny Depp and Amber spilt up
  • Bush did 9/11
  • Richie fckn chose Alex instead of Nikki (it’s an Australia thing).
  • Love is dead
  • Me, an intellectual
  • Bone apple teeth memes
  • Vine is shutting down
  • iPhone 7 doesn’t have a headphone jack
  • Samsung phones blow up
  • The mannequin challenge
  • The inner voice Kermit the frog meme
  • Woaah we’re halfway there, woaahh- lizard on a chair, lipstick on a pear etc.
  • People went crazy over Pokemon Go for a short period of time, then it was uncool to play it after that
  • Brexit happened??!
  • The nut button
  • Dabbing became a thing. So did water bottle flipping
  • Fucking bee movie but each time the word bee is said…
  • So baby pull me closer…
  • Hold the hold, hold the door, hodor
  • The running man challenge
  • 2016 took too many good people: Alan Rickman, Prince, David Bowie, Muhammad Ali, Carrie Fisher, Debbie Reynolds, George Michael, Gene Wilder and many many more. Rest in peace to those beautiful souls.  
  • Whilst there were highs and lows, overall, I think we can all agree that this year was pretty shitty and the world should have ended in 2012.
  • @2017 pls be gentle to us, we’ve been through a lot

anonymous asked:

"Can you please help me reach the book up there? I’m too short to reach it and you’re the hottest tall person I’ve seen around” Jamilton

“I bet you won’t do it.”

Alex looked up from his computer. “What are you talking about?”

John shrugged and looked over to book shelves. “That one kid that’s always in here, I’ve seen you mooning over him one too many times.”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

John smirked. “You obviously think he’s hot, or something. And I bet you won’t ask him out. Your infamous Alexander Hamilton charms have failed you because you’re actually attracted to someone.”

“What are getting at?” He clicked between tabs, settling on one about the effects of changes in internet law effecting new firms on wall street. “I think plenty off people are attractive, what’s so different about Jefferson?”

“Ha!” John leaned forward. “You know his name!”

“I know a lot of people’s names.”

John shrugged. “Fine. Whatever. Anyway, I bet you a week’s worth of coffee that you won’t ask him out.”

“You know what.” Alex slammed his computer shut. “Fine. I’ll be write back.”

Alex walked the familiar path through the maze of shelves and stopped about a foot or two away from Jefferson, who was skimming through a book, faint music coming from the headphones around his neck. “Hey.”

Jefferson startled, slammed the book shut, and looked up. “Uh, hello.”

“So, uh,  can you please help me reach the book up there?” He pointed toward the top shelf. “ I’m too short to reach it and you’re the hottest tall person I’ve seen around.” 

Jefferson coughed. “Uh, right. Uh, the Lincoln biography?”

He followed where his finger pointed and shrugged. “Sure.”

Jefferson reached up for the book and if his eyes drifted down the the sliver of skin that revealed itself, that was no one’s business but his own. Jefferson handed him the book. “Here you go.”

“Thanks, hot stuff.” He winked.

Jefferson coughed again and looked away. “Right. Uh, no problem.”

Jefferson turned to walk away, book held to his chest, and Alex reached out to grab his wrist. “Hey, one more favor?”

“Uh?”

Alex smiled the smile he knew had most girls fighting to catch his eye. “Can I have your number?”

Jefferson looked to the ground. “Um, I don’t, I mean.”

“It’s fine!” Alex held up his hands. “Don’t worry about it, that was super presumptuous of me. Have a good day, man.”  

“No, it’s not that.” Jefferson’s hand went to the back of his neck. “It’s just, uh, I don’t have a phone.”

Alex blinked. “You don’t have a phone?”

“Nah.” Jefferson waved a hand through the air. “Radiation, you know.”

“Oh my god. You’re one of those.” He snorted. “How about this, is email cool? Messaging apps? You’re really hot, I’m willing to suffer through weird means of communication if it means a possible date.”

“Oh dear. Yeah, fine, I guess. My email is just my school id, nothing too exciting.”

Alex smiled. “Great! Expect an email from me soon.”

“Right.”