headcanon humpday

Okay but imagine

Jaune’s parents hearing about what happened at Beacon, worried sick about their son.  Get a message that he’s coming home, but he sounds different.  Hardened, and broken.  So when he knocks on the door and the entire Arc family – all sisters piled around their parents – open the door, there’s their Jaune, their precious boy, who looks so tired and haggard and defeated and like he’s been doing nothing but crying and screaming and is just angry at the world.

And at his back are two strangers: a young man with dark hair pulled back, a pink stripe in it, and a petite young woman, the two holding each other up.

Jaune introduces them as Ren and Nora.  That he’s their leader.  The leader of Team JNPR.  That Ren and Nora don’t have families to go home to, so is it okay if they stay too?  Where’s the fourth member?  Well, Mom, Dad, I…

And Jaune tries, he does, he really does because he owes Pyrrha that much but all he can think of is her lips on his and her face, and how he wasn’t strong enough to slam the locker open and go with her or stop her, and eventually his words fail him.  They just choke off and dammit he won’t cry again, but Ren picks up, the quiet sorrow in his voice telling all.

And Ren and Nora stay with Jaune’s family.  The two pile into Jaune’s room and Jaune curls against the wall, Nora snuggled up against his back, and Ren at hers, because no one could take the place of who should have been on Jaune’s other side.  And Ren makes them all pancakes, the entire Arc family, in the time between the tragedy and showing up at Ruby’s house.  In that time they learn more about Jaune and his family, who try their hardest to help their boy heal.  And in time Jaune can smile, even if it’s cracked, because he’s stronger than he thought and he hates himself for it because he’d love nothing more than to give up sometimes but he is a leader and responsible for his team, and he owes it to Pyrrha.

He owes everything to Pyrrha.

So when the message comes from Ruby, he doesn’t even need to ask.  Ren and Nora’s injuries are healed, and they all start packing.  Just a little bit less hollow than they’d been before, and determined to do everything they could.


I might actually write this in the future, when more if it comes to me because I really like the idea of Jaune taking Ren and Nora home with him.

This week's Headcanon Humpday brought to you by a conversation with tainted-petals
  • tainted-petals: Well... we do see [Wyoming] being pretty underhanded in PFL, and then Maine attacking him for Gamma at one point is implied so I think he's just overall untrusting of everyone
  • chaoticaddict: yeah
  • chaoticaddict: except for Florida who follows him around like a puppy
  • tainted-petals: Oh man Florida XD
  • tainted-petals: /has so many thoughts on those two
  • chaoticaddict: my best friend and I noticed that and we were like WHAT THE FUCK FLOWERS YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE
  • tainted-petals: YESSS
  • tainted-petals: Even like during the highway scene he was in the chopper with a passed out Reggie beside him
  • chaoticaddict: YEP
  • chaoticaddict: I'm like
  • chaoticaddict: "Uhhhh are you guys uh"
  • chaoticaddict: "What's. Goin' on there guys"
  • tainted-petals: I swear Florida is the only one Wyoming can stand
  • tainted-petals: because he laughs at his jokes
  • tainted-petals: no other reason
  • chaoticaddict: that is adorable a;dlkjfd
  • tainted-petals: my headcanon is also that Wyoming secretly loves taking selfies because he's a vain little bugger
  • chaoticaddict: OH MYG OD
  • chaoticaddict: ACCEPTED
  • chaoticaddict: HIM AND HIS MARIO MUSTACE
  • tainted-petals: YES YES
  • tainted-petals: I was saying last night that I swear
  • tainted-petals: REGGIE EITHER LOOKS
  • tainted-petals: LIKE A 70'S PORN STAR
  • tainted-petals: OR A 30'S BOXER
  • chaoticaddict: A;ADKJF;AKSDJD
  • chaoticaddict: I am now dying with the mental image of Wyoming just standing there in his room by himself snapping pictures
  • tainted-petals: Yesss and then another Freelancer walks in on him AND BAM
  • tainted-petals: INSTA EMBARRASSED
  • tainted-petals: NOT SHOWING IT
  • tainted-petals: REGGIE CASUALLY LEAVES
  • chaoticaddict: then Reggie finds dirt on them
  • tainted-petals: Yessss
  • chaoticaddcit: his bases are covered
  • chaoticaddict: "You tell anyone what you saw, York, and I'll tell Carolina about that one incident back in the UNSC, hmm?"
  • chaoticaddict: "What the fu--"
  • chaoticaddict: "Glad we had this talk."
  • tainted-petals: I am dying over here that is perfect
  • tainted-petals: But man he's just flexing in front of a mirror or something
  • tainted-petals: does the duck face ONCE and doesn't like it so it's all macho beefcake shots
  • chaoticaddict: OH MY GOD
  • chaoticaddict: I'm just transcribing this conversation for a headcanon humpday XD
  • tainted-petals: LMFAO brilliant

What makes me laugh is that you didn’t pick the guy who canonically is into manga at the very least. 

And even if they were huge weebs, why would they care about telling the others? Jade is into furries. Dave collects dead shit. John has a shrine to Matthew Mcconaughey. Rose actively watches/reads porn. They all have some really fucking embarrassing interests. I don’t think they’d really care about yet another one tossed into the pot. -Pollux 

#KORIS AS A RETIRED ASSASSIN NOPE I’M GONE (via chaoticaddict)

nO STOP.

NOPE.  NOPE I WILL NOT.  KORIS LOCKED IN HIS LIBRARIES, SCOURING FOR ANOTHER SOLUTION, TIRED OF THE BLOOD AND DEATH, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER WAY THAN THE PIECES OF EDEN.  ANOTHER WAY TO STOP THE TEMPLARS.  OR STOP THE INFLUENCE THE PIECES HOLD OVER EVERYONE – A WAY TO DESTROY THEM.  HE’S OFTEN RIDICULED BY OTHER FACTION LEADERS, BUT TRIES NOT TO PAY THEM ANY MIND.  HE BELIEVES IN PEACE.

Except that there are no adults on Alternia. 

Literally. No. Adults. 

Maybe there are some tending to the mother grub, but that is clearly before Tinkerbull is even on the scene, and his birth had nothing to do with the god damn mother grub so this only leaves me to wonder what the fuck you’re talking about. 

And why does he need to have been abused by some adult? He was abused plenty by one of his friends. I don’t know why you feel the need to hop on the abuse wagon with the character who LITERALLY GOT THROWN OFF A CLIFF, PARALYZED, AND SORTA MOLESTED BY HIS ABUSER IN CANON!

I just don’t understand the logic of this headcanon. -Pollux