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Finally Some Answers

Okay, so I’ve been getting a lot of asks about what a rut is (or my version of it). I was going to save it for the side-story, but I figure I can go over some of the basics now to get you guys excited. 🎉👌🔥

  • Ruts are kinda like an Alpha version of a heat, in that the Alpha has this intense drive to have sex. This includes their refractory rates going down to almost zero. 🍌🍆🌽
  • Ruts are shorter than heats, anywhere from 3-5 days total. 
  • Planning for a rut is different than planning for a heat because it’s a little less involved. (An Alpha could technically leave the house during a rut, but it’s frowned upon.) 
  • There isn’t so much ‘heat haze’ kind of thing, more like ‘blinding arousal’ and ‘constant boner’.😂☄️
  • Ruts are hard to plan for because they’re actually pretty rare and very sporadic. An Alpha that’s not on suppressants would probably go into rut every 1-2 years. 
  • Because ruts don’t follow a set schedule, Alpha’s usually only know the week before it happens (when their libido and possessive tendencies increase in preparation). 💝
  • An omega’s heat can trigger a rut in rare cases, but Victor won’t be going into rut during Yuuri’s heat.😢 (At least not the one in YCPfE.)
  • Because Victor has been on suppressants almost constantly since he reached puberty, he’s never had a rut before. 😏

As for when it might happen, I’m not entirely sure yet. I was originally planning on it being an add-on near the end of YCPfE, but it might be alright as something completely separate, or in with the Victor’s POV side-stories.

Cuddling With Peter Parker Headcanons

  • He’s always so cold so he loves to cuddle,
  • Literally everything and anything could turn into cuddle time,
  • Watching a movie? You’ll end up cuddling. Studying? Nope, you’ll cuddle.
  • It’s basically your thing as a couple. 
  • And he’ll be the little spoon or the big spoon, doesn’t matter.
  • (Though after a hard day of saving queens he needs comforting,)
  • He also loves brushing your hair too, he doesn’t know why but it calms him down. 
  • Some nights if he isn’t feeling good or he’s just tired he’ll visit you randomly at like 3am and hope your awake so he can some and lay down with you. 
Yes but headcanon

That Otabek is such an incredible sap grossly in love with Yuri, that, without warning, Yuri receives a handwritten letter one day, on thick marbled paper, with slanted handwriting in the blackest ink, with Otabek expounding on Yuri’s beauty, grace, fierceness and fearlessness by quoting William Blake’s Tiger, Tiger poem. You know:

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire? 

Etc.

And Yuri is just sitting there reading that letter with an incredulous look on his face dying of embarrassment over his disgustingly romantic boyfriend all the while his heart is bursting. 

THAT TRAILER JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY DESTROYED MY OVARIES AND MY WILL TO LIVE SO SEND LITERALLY ANY PETER PARKER PROMPT YOU HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS THAT I NEED TO EXPRESS RIGHT NOW

On Nature vs. Plague

This is how it works for me, and this is how I interpret the two elements.

Standard disclaimer, my interpretation, do what you want, I know this isn’t supported by canon, all that.

ANYWAY.
I’ve been needing to explain this for a long time.

….. why do I have a feeling no one will like this.
At all.

I do not want to argue with you.
If you disagree, do what you want but leave me out of it.
You whinge at me, I will block you.  I don’t have the patience to deal with people calling my opinion and lore “wrong”.
I’ve dealt with that enough.

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queensoverwatch  asked:

Sometimes I think about the mad panic that would be induced in Barry the moment the doctor administering Iris's sonogram tells them they're having twins. He'd probably be the cliche 'passing out in the delivery room' dad who Cannot Handle the thought of having two babies simultaneously. (He's jealous of Felicity and Oliver, who have three children already by the time he and Iris have their own new arrivals and make it look so easy.)

Phase 1:

Phase 2:

Phase 3:

Phase 4:

Phase 5 is Barry walking around for a month looking like this:

Otabek: Otabek Plisetsky sounds weird.

Yuri: Yuri Altin sounds weirder.

Otabek: What about Yuri Plisetsky-Altin? And Otabek Altin-Plisetsky?

Yuri: Beka, we’re only sixteen and eighteen. It’s too early to think about marriage, especially during Worlds.

Otabek: I know, Yura.

Yuri: But I do like Plisetsky-Altin. It makes my name even cooler.

Otabek: I’m glad you like it, my Tiger.

Yuri smiles and kisses his boyfriend on the lips.

Yuri: I do, Beka.

anonymous asked:

I just want to say that yours headcanons and interactions with everyone here just crack me up so fcking much, honestly, you guys are a true blessing. And, if it's okay, could I request the RFA+V+ Saeran falling hard for MC but they just don't notice, like, at all, and, God help them, they are trying their very best, what the actual fuck MC (it's okay if you don't wanna do the request, I hope you guys have a great day!)

A/N: omg you’re such a cutie thank you <3 ヾ(´▽`*;)ゝ”and did you mean like mc doesnt notice that they’re completely in love with them??? (soRRY im so exhausted lmao) but dude i’m completely mc in that case ripperoni  ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

               - I thought…losing his eye was like… enough to show how much he cares about you

               -He’s always making you food and snacks in cute little shapes (especially hearts)

               -When the two of you play LOLOL he’s always giving you the best loot and diving in front of your character to make sure you don’t die

               -Always joining new clubs that either you’re in, or they cover a topic you’re interested in

               -That way, he can spend more time with you and enjoy some of the same things!

               -Not to mention it he actually really enjoys it all and learns something new about you every time

               -He’s even managed to hug you close for long periods of time without turning red or stuttering!

               -But you still! Don’t! See it!

               -You always think he’s just being really nice and a great friend! Sure you secretly like him but you don’t want to ruin the friendship if he doesn’t like you back!

               -Saeyoung’s made it his personal mission to get the two of you together because Yoosung just won’t take initiative and you’re just oblivious as hell

*ZEN:

               -He’s always hanging off of you, how are you not even suspicious?

               -Always has an arm around you, hand on your shoulder, even on your knee when the two of you are sitting

               -For fucks sake MC, he kisses your cheek and holds your hand when the two of you walk anywhere are you DENSE??

               -Always bringing you flowers, chocolates, you name it

               -HE EVEN MAKES UP SONGS TO SING TO YOU

               -He’s so dramatic about everything. Every time you don’t react to his romantic gesture, he’s practically throwing himself to the floor in a sobbing fit

               -He’s even held you by the shoulders, looked you in the eyes, and told you how much he really likes you

               -You just responded with a tilt of your head, innocently asking, “Like…. you like-like me?”

               - hoW HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED BY NOW?????

               -EVEN AFTER THAT, YOU’RE STILL OBLIVIOUS. MC, why. Just, why. He loves you but wOW

*JAEHEE:

               -She’s not exactly surprised that you don’t realize her feelings

               -More subtle with her emotions than the rest of them

               - even jumin is more open about his feelings for you, who would have guessed

               -She’s always inviting you to attend new cafes, or to show you her favourite ones!

               -Also makes you a lot of coffee/tea and cakes!

               -The two of you spend a lot of time discussing books the two of you have read, and theorize about those that abruptly ended

               -Always looking you straight in the eyes, smiling, and will constantly turn a light shade of red

               -But you don’t get it?? Is she getting a fever? Is it even hot enough in here to make her red like that? Is she alright?

               -You’re always putting your hands on her cheeks, trying to see if she’s ill and it just makes her blush 10x more

               -Dammit MC she’s gonna pass out at this rate, get your hands off of her, just notice that she likes you so the two of you can cuddle and she can get over turning as red as she does!

*JUMIN:

               -You’d think it’d be really obvious

               -I mean the man has next to no emotions but when you come around he’s practically a puddle on the floor- how in the world don’t you notice?

               -Always making sure you’re comfortable with anything the two of you do

               -If he invites you to lunch and you don’t like the restaurant, he’ll cancel his reservations and find a new place immediately

               -AND HE DOES EVERYTHING HIMSELF. Not once does he ask Jaehee or another employee of his to set up plans or grab something for you

               -Listens to your opinion more than anyone else’s. He’ll take it to heart and do whatever you suggested (that is if it isn’t drastic)

               -HE LETS YOU PICK UP ELIZABETH? CUDDLE WITH HER? GIVE HER KISSES? DOESN’T THAT TELL YOU HOW HE FEELS ABOUT YOU??

               -The dude tried to move you into his house almost immediately, seriously MC how can you not tell

               -Completely showers you in gifts all the time. If you aren’t there to physically receive them, he’s telling you what he got you and sends you pictures

               -He thinks it’s absolutely adorable that you have no idea, but at the same time it lowkey drives him crazy because he juST WANTS TO KISS YOU, MC. PLEASE. JUST, P L E A S E

 

*SAEYOUNG:

               -This lil brat tries to hide that he’s completely in love with you until he just can’t take it anymore

               -Come on he’s built you Robo-cat, gone over personally to protect you, and a lot more, what do you waNT FROM HIM

               -Sends you memes in the middle of the night because he thinks you’ll find them funny

               -Calls you at night just to talk until he can hear you fall asleep on the other end of the phone

               -He’s also buying you a lot of little things because he thought of you when he saw it, and couldn’t bring himself to just leave it

               -You’re the only one he’ll let drive his babies. HIS. BABIES. MC, COME ON

               -Always looking at you like a love-sick puppy. Whenever you do something completely adorable he gets as red as his hair

               -He’ll lightly brush his hand against yours when the two of you are walking close together, and watch to see if he can actually grab your hand

               -Gives you the Flynn Rider smoulder more times than you can count but all you do is giggle because it’s your favourite movie. Your giggle is like heaven but MC whY CAN’T YOU SEE HE LIKES YOU

               -HE EVEN SINGS THE LITTLE MERMAID SONG “KISS THE GIRL”(or he changes the lyrics to boy, depending) TO GET THE POINT ACROSS BUT ALL YOU DO IS JUMP IN ON HIS MUSICAL NUMBER. One day MC, one day.

*V:

               -He’s gentle with everyone, but you??

               -Well, he’s gentle but he plays around a LOT more

               -Playfully pushes you, pinches your cheeks, he even does gross shit like lick your cheek okay but i do the same

               -Leans close to you all the time. When the two of you talk, he’s leaning into you, staring into your eyes

               -Y'all even spend the night at each other’s houses watching movies or just talking about life

               -How the hell can you not tell that this giraffe loves you??

               -Always taking beautiful photos of you! Well…almost always

               -His favourite photo album is full of pictures of you being goofy, and packed which terrible candid’s of you, but he lOVES THEM SO MUCH MC LOOK AT HOW AMAZING YOU ARE

               -He plans trips for just the two of you so he can take pictures and you can see the sights! Takes you to romantic dinners! Y'all even go to festivals and carnivals together.

               -He’s always holding your hand because he doesn’t want to lose you in a crowd. Or that’s what you think. In reality he just wants to hold your hand; MC please he’s so cute just kiss him already

*SAERAN:

               -He just plain sucks at sharing emotions

               -But he thought he was pretty obvious?

               -Like there are times that you’re the only one he’ll even acknowledge? That’s pretty self-explanatory there MC

               -He takes you out for ice cream all the time, walks around town, whatever you want. He hates people, he doesn’t willingly go out for that. Unless you want to

               -Always invites you over to just hang out and play some games, watch some movies, or sometimes just to nap

               -Even asks you to teach him how to cook/bake, so he can spend a lot more time with you!

               -Sometimes you give him this dazzling smile that just makes his heart flutter and he can’t even look at you

               -You also like to hug him and he practically passes out every time. It scares you a little bit because you can’t figure out why?? Is he okay??? Are you dead??

               -But he steps out of his comfort zone and hugs you back?? You’re so happy and you absolutely love it! You think that maybe he’s finally becoming more social! You have no idea that he only hugs you because??? It’s you

               -Please just admit you like this man so he can get comfortable MC, he’s too awkward to ask you out himself

Today I’ve just been thinking about boxer!Chloe and it’s ruining me omg.

Like imagine if she finally goes to see a therapist or just talks to someone about her anger and attitude and they’re like “Maybe you could let out your anger through a sport or something.” and at first she’s like wtf I aint getting my hair messed up. But then goes to a boxing class one day just because her father kept suggesting it and she felt bad saying no. And so she goes and thinks she’s all that but then the teacher is like “Oh, okay if you’re better than this then try to take me down.” and she takes the challenge cuz she’s Chloe and gets taken down and the teacher/coach(?) is like “See class, you have to do this and blah blah.” And Chloe starts going everyday to get better and better so she can defeat the guy and just starts liking it a lot. She starts doing matches with people and gets stronger and stronger and is just much more calm at school with everyone and more mellow. And she even picks up Adrien sometimes to show him her strength and he’s like hella impressed and she always gives him piggyback rides when she sees that he’s sleepy or stressed. And like she isn’t afraid to get sweaty anymore and sometimes she’ll have these badass looking bruises or something on her arms and takes pride in them cuz she won those matches and arm wrestle Kim and Alix all the time and they become friends. And just pls. I just really love boxer!Chloe  

concept: otabek and yuri are dating and one day otabek admits to him that he’s polyamorous and yuris cool with it bc as long as bekas happy, he’s happy

“so who else do you like besides me??”
“dont get mad.”
“ok????????”
“.,,, its jj.”
“W̱̝̳H̡̻͙̺̝͗A̯͕͛T̩͓̹͚̻̏̃ͭ”

OF ALL THE PEOPLE BEKA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ITS JJ WHAT THE FUCK

but he cant say anything bc again, as long as bekas happy then he’s happy, but,,,, what the fuck

so otabek and jj start dating, and the first time all three of them meet jjs like “hope u dont mind sharing your otabeef, princess 👉😎👉” and yuri is ready to kill him but otabek is smiling and hes weak for that so he holds back

but the more the three of them hang out together… the more tolerable jj becomes??? he isnt nearly as obnoxious as he is when theyre in competition and hes actually pretty funny and just as in love with otabek as he is (he knows bc of the way jj looks at him - it feels like looking into a mirror, because thats exactly how he stares at otabek himself)

and jj is actively trying to become better friends with him - he doesnt stop the teasing, but he starts knowing when to back down when he gets too much and yuri can feel the intense hatred he once felt for him die down into a begrudging respect

plus its really fun to talk to him about how adorable otabek is, so, really

a few months later and he can reluctantly say that jj’s become one of his closest friends, but tell anyone that and he’ll kick you with his knife shoes

(ps isabella and jj are still engaged/married and whenever otabek gets Tired of jjs shit she’s the person he’ll call

yuri enjoys watching them rant he thinks its the funniest shit ever)

Sherlock is sitting outside the Ravenclaw tower. Unfortunately he seems to be the only one who has a problem with solving today’s riddle. 

“Who is John Watson in love with?”

 What a stupid riddle. He tried Sarah. He tried Mary. He tried Jeanette. He even tried Irene. Soon he will run out of names. How does every other student know except for him? He’s Sherlock Holmes after all and John Watson’s best friend…

  • Remus: where do you want to go tonight?
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: but wouldn't it be nice to go somewhere fancier?
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: but, like, a nice dinner, romantic-
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: but don't you think-
  • Sirius: bAAAR
  • Remus: but-
  • Sirius: baaaaaarrrrr
  • Remus: *opens mouth*
  • Sirius: BAR
  • Remus:
  • Sirius: bar
  • Remus: I guess we're going to a bar tonight.

anonymous asked:

Okay maybe some cuddles between peter and his short and clumsy s/o with some making out and piggyback rides!

“Remind me again why I’m out of my bed at this ungodly hour?” you asked grumpily as you trudged along beside your boyfriend. He chuckled, tugging on your hand to get you to walk faster.

“Because we were supposed to finish our History project last week when we were given it, but someone kept kissing me when I tried to do research for it?” Peter retorted, grinning down at you.

You rolled your eyes. “You loved it, don’t lie to me, Parker.”

“True, but I would also love to finish this project in time,” he replied, chuckling. “So that, (Nickname), is why you’re out of bed before lunchtime, because we need to go to the library.”

“I still think you could have gone by yourself and FaceTimed me from the library,” you complained, pulling on his hand again. “And slow down, some of us have little legs and can’t keep up!”

Peter chuckled, turning to face you. “Would you like a piggyback so that we get to the library before it closes?”

“I don’t appreciate the sass,” you told him, raising an eyebrow. “But yes, a piggyback sounds great.”

He crouched in front of you and you jumped onto his back, tightening your arms around his neck as he straightened up and started walking. You rested your chin on his shoulder, tilting your head to kiss his cheek.

“You’re the best,” you told him brightly, nuzzling his cheek with your nose. He shook his head slightly, still chuckling to himself.

“What’s funny?” you asked. Peter turned his head so he could just see you out of the corner of his eye.

“You’re just so cute,” he told you. “I’m glad we left this project last minute.”

Your jaw dropped open in pretend shock. “Doth mine ears deceive me?” you asked dramatically. “Did Peter Parker just admit to enjoying procrastinating on a project?”

He rolled his eyes. “Don’t make me drop you,” he warned, grinning as he suddenly loosened his arms around your legs as if he really was going to drop you. You squealed, wrapping your arms tighter around his neck.

“If I’m going down, you’re coming with me,” you told him, trying to sound aggressive. Peter smiled softly to himself; you sounded adorable.

“I love you, munchkin,” he told you, grinning at the jab at your height. You rolled your eyes in exasperation, but could feel your jaw aching with smiling so much.

“Love you too, nerd.”

anonymous asked:

so, do we all expect a future scene in which, as a callback to tsot, sherlock asks lestrade "so, gavin, you're a man and you're good at it. would you like to be my best man?" and then lestrade can tell sherlock at his wedding that he considers him to be 'good man' now. bonus points if molly catches the flower bouquet sherlock throws and lestrade is like "looks like i'm the next to get married." also if sherlock forgets john&his room number cause he's so focused on the wedding night.

Yes. Yes I am. I don’t know about anyone else, but Make It So. Lestrolly and Johnlock at the same wedding, I am blessed. <3

Karasuno in an International Tournament™

idk if this has been done before but CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

• kageyama lowkey trying to figure out other countries hand signals & plays

• the absolute fuckery that is an american volleyball tournament

• tanaka and noya are definitely the most popular people there,, their loud personalities fit in perfectly with the north american players, who are essentially just screaming the whole time

• shitty english met with even shittier japanese

• practice matches with other countries two days before the actual tournament starts, & being put on “teams” with players from other countries

• “what the fuck is a toss, you’re a setter, you SET the ball” suga is personally offended by that statement

• girls and boys playing on courts right next to eachother?? booty for everyone

• where are the other countries managers?¿

• staying in a hotel would be an absolute mess

• ukai trying to prevent the team from over eating at the continental breakfast

• 2am runs to the 7/11 across the street with other teams

• yamaguchi meets his new love, cheeseballs

• tsukishima passively bragging to bokuto & kuroo about the tournament

• daichi giving up on keeping the team in check, and eventually joins in on their shenanigans

• taking a fat L against germany,,, why are they all so tall

• hinata getting teary eyed the last day of the tournament

~
(i really needed to share this, sorry about the format)