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#now that explains why she wasn’t eating

You can’t tell me that there aren’t conspiracy theories galore about Bruce Wayne being The Batman and you can’t tell me that his kids don’t fuel them like their life depends on it


•Tim has an entire fucking page dedicated to it

•"I found this sitting on the kitchen table this morning" *pulls out batarang*

•*a picture of what looks like a cape hanging off the back of the couch on Dick’s Instagram page* “mighty suspicious”

•"now that you mention it, Father is rarely home on nights batman is patrolling"

•"all I’m saying is that those old mine shafts go under the house"

•"you know, Jason did go missing right around the time Robin went missing" “it’s true. I could have been Robin and not remember it. Would explain the scars”

•"When Bruce is yelling it sounds a lot like Batman’s voice. It’s pretty freaky"

•*snapchat videos of what appears to be a super grainy batman entering the manor*

•"have you seen Alfred’s car? It’s totally the batmobile"

•"listen Linda, Bruce is the CEO of a technology company. One of the only company’s that has the same tech as batman" “he is always placing weird orders” “see, Damian knows”

•"I saw a bunch of bats fly out of the chimney this morning when I was coming home"

•*super bad candid of Bruce* “loOK HE TOTALLY HAS THE SAME FUCK OFF FACE AS BATMAN”

•*really detailed side by side comparisons of Bruce and Batman on Tims facebook*

•*super bad quality Snapchat video* “Alfred, is Bruce batman?” “Master Dick, you know the answer to that”

•"Bruce Wayne is rich as fuck what more do you need"

•"he had a grappling hook in his pants pocket once"

•"he’s always disappearing during galas right before batman shows up. Have you ever noticed that?“

•"the amount of sick days he uses is mighty suspicious” *side eyes Bruce*

•*video of Bruce coming into the kitchen at 4 in the morning looking like absolute shit* “where have you been young man?” “Fuck off Jason” “oh, so you can say fuck but I can’t–” “Jason I will throw this at you” “do it you coward–” *a scream and a crash as the phone falls as a metal object goes past Jason’s head*

•a shit ton of super blurry photos of things that look like Batman’s gadgets and costume keep popping up on the kids Instagram and twitter accounts

•"hey, look at this mask I found"

•Clark is getting a little concerned

“Don’t you think you should stop them?”

•Bruce just sighs

Some doodles I did on the side yesterday night ( @blesstale drew Zunde that there ) including Dreby taking his first steps. I saw this kid screaming “NOOOO!” at some meat in a grocery store before running to his mom, so there we go ✌️

The Signs as Scenes from Yuri On Ice
  • Aries: the fact that Yurio just fucking hops on a plane to Japan by himself at the age of 15 and a half without telling anyone because Victor was ignoring him
  • Taurus: out of a weird combination of insecurity and misplaced attempt at friendship, JJ brags about how he will marry his fiance first
  • Gemini: Victor fucking off to Japan to chase after the stripper who stole his heart
  • Cancer: the scene where Yurio sees the tiger shirt in japan and gets emotional over how cool it is, betraying his otherwise punk exterior
  • Leo: after setting the scene with a sexy bike ride and a beautiful sunset, Otabek deadpans asks if Yurio will be his friend in the snidest way possible
  • Virgo: Seung-gil deadass ignoring everyone on the elevator
  • Libra: Georgi's make up
  • Scorpio: Guang Hong and Leo video chatting to watch the skate finals like the truest bros
  • Sagittarius: All the moments Chris turned himself on
  • Capricorn: Lilia freaking bending Yurio's leg up past his head and declaring him not flexible enough in total seriousness
  • Aquarius: Phichit's hamster dream
  • Pisces: the point where Yuri tries to be sexy and the only thing he can try to emulate is a bowl of food
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sassy Slytherin!Yoongi🌵🐍

  • Percy: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me
  • Annabeth: Percy, you can't just say that every time I beat you at connect four

Forget Me Not

A curse full of regrets made with no regrets

Materials

  • A poppet or representation of target
  • A jar or container big enough to contain the poppet
  • Rose petals
  • Strips of paper
  • A pen
  • Candles

Preparation

Pre-make poppet (this is a curse poppet so please make accordingly). On each strip of paper (and there should be a large amount) write “Forget me not.”

Performance

  • Have all of your supplies on your workspace.
  • If you usually cast a circle, do so now.
  • Light however many candles you want to. They’re mainly for dramatic effect.
  • Kiss the poppet (sweetly, if you can manage).
  • Now place it into the container. With each line you say, place a strip of the paper you wrote on into the container with it.

Forget me not

Forget me never.

You will regret this mistake

Now and forever.

Cross me once.

Cross me twice.

Now that you have,

You’ll see I’m not so nice.

I whisper to you nothing sweet.

I whisper to you nothing kind.

But you’ll always remember me.

I shan’t fade with time.

You had me once.

You had my favor.

You threw me away.

Now not even the gods can help this be over.

Forget me not.

Forget me never.

You’ll remember me

And regret forever.

  • Once this is done, close and seal the container. I recommend doing something like blowing the buried poppet one last kiss before doing so. It will never be opened again unless you want to break the curse.
  • If you cast a circle, close it now.
  • Put the container somewhere hidden or throw it away. I do not recommend breaking this curse.

This curse has been performed and has worked.