anonymous asked:

Cecil Palmer for the alphabet thing?

C: Can they swim well?
people who use the public swimming pool tend to stay there forever, as the chlorine in the water causes them to develop gills. so, no.

E: How are they with children?
this man loves children are you fucking kidding me??????? he loves them so much honestly when are he and Carlos gonna adopt????

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I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?
it fluctuates. on good days, he’s in the 7-9 range, i’d say. on bad days, though, it can get as low as, like, 2. he’s lucky, though, that he has so many people in his life who value him and genuinely appreciate him.

L: What is their favourite board game?
i was gonna say some shit about creepy board games that come to life or smth but honestly imagine him and Carlos and Janice playing regular ol’ Sorry together!!!

P: How do they handle money?
he’s pretty sensible with money, maybe even thrifty sometimes. but he also buys a bunch of dumb shit sometimes just because it had a cat on it.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?
English, Social Studies, and History. (don’t tell Carlos, but he actually very nearly failed Chemistry in high school)


M: What is their favourite dessert?
Cecil and Abby’s mom used to make the best brownies in the history of the fucking universe. she never shared the recipe with them. Cecil has tried to replicate it as best he can. Abby says they’re just like their mom’s, but Cecil’s not quite satisfied with them.

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R: What are their hands like?
my boy has crazy long fingers. not in a creepy Slenderman way or anything, but like, humanly long. sometimes he lets Janice paint his nails. sometimes he does it himself.

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