Loki fiercely protecting tony is my sexuality
Loki: Do not touch my tiny precious human, he amuses me.
Tony: Did you just fucking call me tiny THOR HOLD MY FLOWER
Thor: I have your flower, Anthony. :)
Loki: IT WAS MEANT TO BE KIND BUT WHATEV–OW! Did you just hit me with a wrench?!
Tony: *screaming, flinging tools at him*
Loki: *screaming, using magic to protect himself*
Thor: :) It’s like having a holiday supper back in Asgard