This isn't really an ask but I felt like you might be amused. I was explaining hogwarts houses to my coworker and I said "I'm on slytherin cuz I'm cunning and ambitious". A server came around the corner and said "are you guys talking about cunnilingus?!?!" And tried to high five me. Now he's mad at me cuz I won't high five for cunnilingus.
Andy: that’s gonna be one of my new things. *high fives*