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anonymous asked:

MAGPIE DAVO - okay but here's the thing right? Davo doesn't really realize he's stealing things. He just kind of... accidentally collects them because he is a Soft Smol Child. So he ends up with 2 Heritage Classic hats because he manages to pick up Maroon's, and he LITERALLY has a collection of sweatshirts that aren't his. But the thing is: the team really doesn't think much of it. Nuge has a 97 sweatshirt that never fits right (1/?)

And Ebs has a t-shirt that is DEFINITELY not his. Maroon happily wears his BigRig “Captain Connor” shirt because Davo is THEIRS. Like, they’re surprisingly possessive of this Earnest Canadian Son. And don’t even get me started on Resigned Grandpa Looch. His “do not f*ck with my Davo” is not just an on-ice thing. The entire effing team just circles around Magpie Davo. And. AND. It gets to a point where it’s just understood, where they can all tell when Davo’s getting a little antsy about things and sometimes when it gets really bad, the guys all *deliberately* leave things lying around for Davo to pick up. And he’s good about it, he doesn’t take exceedingly personal things, like necklaces or pictures or anything like that, it’s mostly clothing so no one really thinks twice. GRAND THEFT DAVO INDEED.

PLEASE NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE EVER AGAIN