A while back I got a message from a fellow named John Green. He was like, “Hey, I like your stuff!” And I was like, “OMG, I like your stuff!” And then he was like, “I have a website that sells stuff. Would you like to sell your stuff on my website that sells stuff?” And then I fainted briefly. And then I said, “OKAY!”

Starting Monday I am going to be selling merchandise over at DFTBA records. I really think you are going to like what we have come up with. I don’t want to spoil the surprise just yet, but the first item will involve a corgi. And we are trying very hard to figure out how to maybe, possibly *fingers crossed* make some bear related head wear. 

I’m really excited about this. And nervous. I mean, what if you don’t have torsos? Torsos are super important for this to work out.