Possibility to consider: Kota Ibushi is a vampire, as he doesn't age, stays flawless, and does all sorts of dumb stuff without hurting himself
Hey listen. I don’t know who this anon is, but if you are NOT elle…. that actually adds more credence to your theory, because check this out. Here is a conversation I had LITERALLY 45 minutes ago. Elle sent me this pic:
And here’s the conversation that ensued:
(Sorry for the long post.) So anyway, yes: clearly Kota Ibushi is some manner of immortal being. And even when he’s living the haggard Kenny Omega sad white wine life, he still looks fucking fine as hell.
WE’RE ON TO YOU KOTA.