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anonymous asked:

OhH my god so the other week at school i was sitting in bio w my crush (he's my lab partner ironically) and he was like erasing smth off of his paper and he was like going so hArd at it like he started rocking the entire desk like super hard and you could see his arm veins and his muscles and he was looking me in the eye and smiling like a little shit. Im not even exaggerating when I say that I was internally screaming. Like I was actually trying so hard not to scream.

THATS SOS SUSHSMDKXJM

Well Damn(is what this is titled)

Bucky sat in the windowsill watching the water. You know in those movies when the sky seems like it’s perpetually orange? Like it’s always sunset and it’s always sun rise? That’s how the sky looked right now. It was kind of weird. Bucky sighed. Everything was shit. Steve was dead Bruce is gone Tony’s locked him self in the lab as a result of losing his Lover and science bro. Pepper still comes by but she can’t get him to speak to her. Bucky has only been able to get him to drink coffee and those Kale shakes he likes so much for some reason. Bucky has to take care of him. He lives with him he has to keep him alive some how.

Tony moved the three of them to the Malibu mansion after it had been rebuilt so that they were further from their trauma. Well almost everyone was happy to be here. Bucky remembered the day Alumina had lost her glow. It was a bad day. Tony hadn’t said anything seeming not to care about anything except work these days. Bucky sighed as a another flashback hit him. He was taking it all in stride now. They’d come they’d pass he’d be left feeling like shit but then again there’s no where else for Bucky to fall.

“I know Tony’s not are you hungry?”

themagnetprotectingstarksheart

superrillaroo asked:

While Cortex labs is usually a quieter place (at least when a bandicoot isn't running through it), the silence would be shattered by the sound of glass breaking. Uh-oh. Looks like Rilla Roo has gotten into your lab and is tossing glass shit everywhere.

The madman quickly ran in at the sound of glass smashing against the ground and wasn’t too pleased at who he found as the culprit.

“Rilla Roo, stop that at once!!” 

He stomped angrily over to the hybrid, though making sure not to stomp on the shattered pieces of glass strewed about the room.

serpentofishana asked:

As if things hadn't been bad enough in recent time now there seemed to be an electrical short happening in Hilda's Lab. Moments later a rift opened in the middle of the room a green haired male stumbling through the rift closing behind him. "This... doesn't look like Kokonoe's lab... I may have done the spell wrong." he muttered looking around not seeing the purple haired scientist behind him.

Hilda blinked, the giant wrench she was using to try to fix the surge dropped to the ground. She moved her glasses to rub her eyes to make sure she wasn’t seeing things.

“Who the fuck are you?” She yelled out, stomping up to poke him in the chest. “You can’t just pop in a lab like that, causing all my shit to go crazy. You could have blown up everybody in the building.”

Story time: Bug lab

Probs my favorite things about working in the bug lab are how little ppl know about what’s going on, how open we are about it, and how foul-mouthed we are. Like, my supervisor (who RUNS THE FUCKING LAB) was grumbling yesterday, and he looked up at me and went, “Why are there so many different fucking species of Muscidae?” (a family of fly)

“To piss you off?”

“That’s fucking it,” he agreed. “How are the beetles treating you?”

“I’ve flogged them into submission.”

“Good. How bad did you scare them?”

“Made two or three shit themselves, then the rest fell in line.”

“I taught you well.”

End scene, back to work.

I fucking love that lab.

packbaby asked:

*lil' baby Charlie scrambles up onto the back of his sofa to pad over to sit on his shoulder like a little scaly bird, chittering happily*

He’d been looking forward to going home since he got up that morning. Of course,
there is the added stress that he’s technically not supposed to have the raptors in
his bungalow. They’re supposed to be in the lab’s special containment enclosure;
you know, filled with all the fancy shit the guys in white coats think that baby dinosaurs
need. Owen knows better– he knows his animals better. They’ll trust him more if they
grow up as close to him as humanly possible; and what is closer than living together?
So when he finally collapses onto the moth-eaten cushions of his old couch, he’s not
the least bit surprised to have company in seconds. A smile breaks across his face
as he settles his hand gently over Charlie’s head to offer quick scratches against
her scales. 

               “Hey, sweetheart. You have a good day?”

tagged by inheritedpredisposition

Rule #1: Mention who tagged you
Rule #2: Each EXO member has to fill one role, and one role only
Rule #3: Copy the same questions I listed
Rule #5: You can give details if desired
Rule #4: Tag however many people you want

1. Your confidante?

Jongin!!!! I feel I could be so comfortable around him and just open up and talk about shit anytime anywhere.

2. Your mailman?

Suho. I would leave him pieces of candy in my mailbox to let him know I appreciate what he does for this country

3. Your science lab partner?

Minseok tbh. Like honestly…Mineseok science lab partner!au is SCREAMING to be written. You kno it…

4. Your annoying next door neighbor?

Baekhyun…always outside talkin on his phone drunk dialing his friends laughing too gosh damn loud…smh

5. Your secret admirer?

Sehun becuz he likes older women (but he looks older than me….bye)

6. Your archenemy?

Pcy….I would be hitting him w/ things all the time playfully but also in a “you need a weekly ass whooping” kind of way

7. Your best friend?

Tao….forever n always….my bff I tell everything to and go to for advice and bring home tbell for.

8. Your tutor?

Jongdae although….he would probably rather look at cat memes than actually help me w/ my homework

9. Your mutual crush?

Yixing….look @ those arms!!!!! look at those dimples!!!!!!!
i would touch the butt

10. Your personal chef?

Ksoo..becuz he can actually cook

I’m taggin these hoes because I wanna know what they’d say:
witchkyungsoo yeolpeach kyungsoosbumhole j-holy