tinder story. we’ll call him…..pig-pen. like the peanuts character.
so pig-pen matches with me on tinder yesterday while i was at work. sends me a message to add him back on snap. thats it, no hey or hi or anything. red flag one
so i add him back and we message back and forth, hes pretty boring ngl, says hes in ohio training in an olympic training center or some shit (he sent me a pic of the center so like it is a real thing). he asks me to send a pic so he knows im not a catfish, so i snap him one while im waiting to get food. he says, no like a saved one. im like ?? what sense does that make ?? so i send him a selfie, then hes like no full body. red flags two and tree. i send him one i took in my bathing suit in florida and hes like wow shes thicc!!! i can handle you ma!! and i ALWAYS tell dudes like nah, im just fat bro, cuz its not a bad thing and i dont want any man claiming i lied or something if we did meet up. and hes like “ya got a fat ass 😘” which already pisses me off cuz i dont have a nice ass and you CAN NEVER SEE IT IN PHOTOS? SOOOO…..
so like i ask him in return to snap me a selfie so i know he isnt a catfish, and he looks….better in photos. im like waste! red flag four even tho you bein ugly isnt a warning sign but at the same time it is!
so then like back to back and forth or whatever. keep in mind its been like, 2 hours since we initially started talking right. i even take a 2 hour nap and this mf sent me five (5) snaps. of literally nothing important or funny. im like oh…my god
then pig-pen springs on me, “yo we should chill, have some fun, you should come up to geneva.”
geneva…is about an hour away from me. hell no. im like naw, youre far as shit. says “ill give you gas money, ill make it worth it”.
i say “is there nobody closer you can fuck?” because seriously?? he says “well i do have somebody but i want something new and you seem cool”
im like “nah, im not driving an hour to fuck you dude, better move on and not waste your time anymore”, then hes like “can we at least send pics? have some fun?” ive never even sent snap dude nudes what do i look like sending YOU anything??? i tell him “no thanks, im good.” thinking that’ll get him to leave since hes not getting what he wants. sends me a “what? why not??” and a few pictures that i clicked too fast so idk what they said, and a “hey?” and then i dont hear from him for the rest of the day. i think its all over.
nah he sent me 5 snaps of nothing when i woke up. im gonna block him but i wait to block dudes literally for the story but hes mad annoying so i dont think im gonna wait around to do it