☾ Richie brought aLL THE BOOOZE HE COULD FIND around to the hosts house
☾ Tonight the host happened to be Ben - who was actually terrified that he was gonna get in trouble with his parents
☾ Richie said he was willing to share anything but the strawberry vodka - that was his fave and he made that clear by downing the entire bottle, bottoms up
☾ Bill was surpisingly (besides trashmouth) the most keen on getting “sh-sh-shitfaced”
☾ Bev, Mike and Richie became invested in a game of “Fuzar” - totalling in about 20 something shots each
☾ Eddie and Stan took it slow, trying to keep an eye on everyone. Stan eventually lost the “mom” demeanor when Richie said he was a pussy and he didn’t want Richie to be right for once
☾ Stan accidentally called Bill “Billiam” and then everyone started shouting it whenever he walked into the room, spoke or drank.
☾ Ben got wasted. He started to try and recite poetry for Bev but ended up telling Richie he had eyes like the summers ocean
☾ Richie had no idea what this meant but he still got angry at Eddie for never telling him he had ocean eyes
☾ Stan let Bev put little butterfly haircliops in his hair and even tho he was a drunken mess, Bill stil thought he looked amazinGGG
☾ Even tho it was Richies idea, he was the one that ended up looking after everyone - Tucking Ben in, carrying Mike up the stairs, making sure Eddie and Stan were staying hyrdated, smoothing Bills back as he started drunk crying, holding back Bevs hair when she puked.
☾ btw, Bill found Bens NKTOB posters and he busted out all the lyrics and dance moves to “The Right Stuff” perfectly.
☾ In the morning they all looked dreadfull and felt like pure shit, so they all lugged eachother down to the nearest fast food joint, still in their pyjamas and slippers, Bev and Richie still wearing last nights makeup, Stan still had loose pins and clips in his hair.
☾ They sat in a booth with a couple of chairs pulled up at 9:30am, and didnt leave the restaurant until 3pm. Richie went home and slept for 2 days straight