he's with us in here

rhodey is the cutest person i can’t believe this,,, saying “boom” when something goes his way…Dad Jokes™… being So Into Being War Machine oh my god literally every one-liner rhodey has is life-changing i can’t believe how good he is??? “welcome to the dance floor, boys. oh no, i didn’t say you could leave” “I think it’s weird. you look like two seals fighting over a grape” “you look damn good mr president but i’m gonna need that suit back” WAR MACHINE,,,COMIN AT U,,, “no, it’s your fault, I just wanted to say I’m sorry”

he adapts so quickly to ridiculous situations he’s brave and resilient and selfless and incredible and his password is WARMACHINEROX with an x all caps what a giant dork i love him @ marvel where the fuck is my war machine movie

anonymous asked:

Okay but yesterday some people freaked out because Louis was "hiding his triangle tattoo" and the next day he was wearing sneakers with triangles near the place where his tattoo is... And here I am, Emma, because he loves us so much !!!

and he’s so proud of who he is 😌😌😌💙

Photo #3: I’m not sure why the snyptid has been spotted here… perhaps he, like many of us, finds peace in staring up at the belly of an apex predator that could easily tear him asunder where it not for the several inches of glass separating it from him. Or maybe he just likes the ~cool~ atmosphere of being underwater. Who can say? 

If we knew everything about the snyptid, we’d have caught the wily little shit by now.


Victor had already begun walking towards her when she swished aorund the candleholder, almost sending it to the ground, and lunging herself at him. Her arms held on to him tightly and she could feel his hand on her back, his intoxicating cologne, the heat of his chin. Gosh, this was heaven.

Kathryn: Wha- Victor!~
Victor: What the hell- You can’t be here!
???: He’s mad? He wanted us here!
Kathryn: I thought-
???: NO! He did, he did!
Kathryn: Yeah, he did… didn’t he!

He tried to step back but she held onto him again, fairly disappointed, mumbling words he couldn’t make out. Soon his hand moved to her chin and all she could do was smile at his touch.

???: Don’t you dare smile, he’s lying.
Victor: You can’t break into our house, Kathryn.
???: He doesn’t? He can’t
Victor: …are you okay? Are you hearing things again?
Kathryn: I’m fine! No!

Kathryn frowned and pushed him off her, quickly putting some distance between them. She was certain she was wanted, why was he doing this to her? She just wanted him to… She just didn’t want her to-! No!

???: Lies, lies, LIES!
Kathryn: All lies!
Victor: *frowns* Kat, who is lying to you about what?
Kathryn: You are! Why don’t you want me here?!
???: Yes, why! Why!
Victor: Oh I do want you, but this is our house.
Kathryn: Prove it. *scoffs*

Sherlock just scribbled out a quick note for John, saying he was going to meet up with Dimmock to show him the tattoos on each of the victim’s feet to convince him of the existence of the smuggling ring. Then he grabbed his coat and left.

Probably for the better. He sure as hell wasn’t getting anything done sitting around here. Though he better not be using his time outside to grab a smoke.

@commander-salad replied:
Since i know your mum’s last name, i calculated they might share one and did some hardcore googling to find out which one he is. THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME SO LONG CUPCAKE


Googling’s not gonna help you, he’s not using his real name in here lmao… He’s using the alias of Onni Varis! (aka his second name and granny’s maiden name or smth of the sort idk) And he’s the middle guy in the second picture lmao….

At this point, I’m not certain what to do about my cat…

Wheatley has become a source of tension in this house, and a subject of mockery towards my parents from their friends and neighbors. 

He’s been urinating and shitting on our belongings - clothes, bags, blankets and furniture - since I first brought him here. The confounding thing is that he also uses his litterbox. There is nothing wrong with his box and he seems to like it just fine.

We’d taken him to the vet last year and they said he was healthy. 

But at this point, it’s really becoming a source of tension between my mother and I in particular. Last year she made me surrender Wheatley to a local, well-reputed no-kill shelter. I stayed up the whole night after sobbing and in the end, we arranged to take him back. 

For a while, he was good actually. 

But then he got to his old habits again. 

Mom keeps saying “he’s out.” and wanting to arrange to drop him off again, but we never actually get around to it. Our friends and people in the neighborhood laugh when they see him, goading Mom about still having him around despite her wishes to wash her hands of him.

But at the same time, I’m fucking frustrated because since this issue began, I have been pleading with her to let me try different methods to deter this behavior. 

Specialized cat-attracting litter, those little cat deterent things, a second litterbox - but she refuses to let me buy these things despite me having my own money. 

So we’re forced into this uncomfortable impasse - Wheatley ruins something, Mom gets mad, I’m not allowed to try any methods to fix this behavior, Mom wants to get rid of him but holds back due to guilt, Wheatley ruins something else, rinse and repeat. 

I -hate- that this is happening because I love Wheatley. I never asked for a damn cat but I got one, and I’m attatched. He helps with my anxiety. The kids love him. Dad loves him. He makes all of us- mom included- laugh with his chill, quirky personality and tendency to be thickheaded.

This is among the things that has me stressed the hell out lately. It hurts to think I have to give him up, but what hurts more is that I feel like a sack of shit for not being able to try methods that are just a drive to the local pet store away to at least make an ATTEMPT at fixing this problem.


lance has a lot of proud parents after he no-scoped that prison guard

tags from my post here (x)


jake peralta doing IT for/because of amy santiago


Just a thought, that could probably be the reason why Steve jumps to the conclusion “Pregnant?!” like he’s been expecting it. And boy he looks really upset for Tony..

Bob shut down b.echo, explained why o.ctavia’s anger at bellamy for “killing lincoln” was irrational and hypocritical, and basically confirmed that we’re getting canon bellarke all in one day. He literally saved us in one. day. 

Bob Morley is literally a fucking icon in case yall forgot.  

  • Nico: And, whoa! You're the wine dude? No way!
  • Mr. D: The wine dude?
  • Nico: Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine.
  • Mr. D: My figurine.
  • Nico: In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you're the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!
  • Mr. D: Ah. Well, that's… gratifying.