he's watching the tv like the 5 year old he is

Dating Jenissi Would Include…

A/N: Thanks so much requesting! I’m looking forward to writing this :)

P-Goon


  • This cutie is gonna kill me one day I swear haha my TD bias wrecker everyone
  • Jenissi tries his hardest to put up the front of a cool badboy type of guy, but we all know this is just an act and he’s actually a cute little kid on the inside
  • He’d be excited if he just saw you making him pancakes or something in the morning and just back hug you out of happiness like a 5-year-old would do to his mommy
  • He’d be touchy in a kind of detached way
  • Like he’d have you in his lap with his arm around your waist, but he’d just be watching TV or reading a book or something and basically ignoring you
  • But if you were like
  • “Taeyang, talk to mee~~”
  • eventually he’d be like
  • “Fine, how was your day?”
  • And I feel like he’d be the kind of guy that’d get scared off if you were too clingy or touchy
  • Not that I’m saying he wouldn’t like to cuddle or touch you or anything like that all I’m saying is, let him come to you with those kinds of things
  • If you try to initiate a cuddle session I can see it maybe ending in a very small argument that would end in you getting what you wanted in the first place, cuddles
  • But to avoid the argument, just show hints you want to cuddle without actually touching him and if he gets it then he’ll instantly cuddle the crap out of in the cutest way you don’t even know haha
  • Dates would probably be similar to what I said about Prince, like he wouldn’t like classic “dates”
  • Unlike Prince however, it isn’t that he doesn’t like “dates” he just prefers really casual ones
  • He would much rather prefer staying in and cuddling while watching a movie or ordering in to going the theatre or out to a restaurant
  • He’s just a really casual kind of guy :)
  • And as for sleeping position, good luck
  • Cause I can totally see this guy being the type to not only hog the covers but also spread out really wide like with all his limbs spread out in all different directions
  • So unless you’re comfortable sleeping either with his hand on your face and his foot on your leg or on top of his spread out figure, you should probably invest in two beds

anonymous asked:

Have you ever watched the show Milo Murphy's Law? Because there could be a very plausible ITH AU for it. Sonny would probably be Milo, so basically when Sonny's around, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. He's currently being taken care of by his mother Jane and his cousin Usnavi (who is also affected by this strange "Murphy's Law" condition, since it's hereditary and seems to only affect the men of the family). (This'll probably take up a few asks, sorry ^^')

(2/5) Disaster follows the two cousins wherever they go, so they basically have to be prepared for every eventuality. I imagine that in this AU, Sonny would be 13, since that’s how old Milo is. Usnavi would probably be 16, since he’d pretty much fill the role of Milo’s big sister. Vanessa takes the place of Melissa. She’s a few years older than Sonny, same age as Usnavi, but she’s like the only person they’ve ever met who’s actually brave enough to be Sonny’s friend.

(3/5) Vanessa’s pretty much adopted Sonny as her little brother. And, of course, Pete is Zack. He’s the new kid in the barrio, so he has no idea how much trouble he’s getting into when he befriends the de la Vega boy. He’s freaked out at first when he learns about the whole Murphy’s Law thing, but he quickly decides to stick around despite the danger because hey, he really likes this kid.

(4/5) And thus, a beautiful Sonny/Pete/Vanessa friendship trio is formed (and Usnavi too, when he occasionally hangs out with them). Thanks to the whole Murphy’s Law thing, the kids are constantly getting into various hijinks and crazy situations that they have to figure out to get out of. But through it all, Vanessa and Pete never stop being Sonny’s friends because they love him and wouldn’t trade him for the world.

(5/5) And of course Usnavi always does his best to protect his little cousin, despite the fact that Murphy’s Law usually lands him in trouble himself. Anyway, finally done. I’ll stop spamming you with asks now.


Whew, sorry it took so long. When I found out it was a cartoon and only five episodes, I HAD to binge it! AND I LOVE THIS!!!

I can just picture Sonny walking to school and just being totally chill cause he knows how this goes. Like he can easily walk down the street, looking at his phone and easily avoiding everything going to hell around him. And he just comes prepared for EVERYTHING because Usnavi’s lived with this first and is basically passing his knowledge on to his baby cousin. Like, he TRIPLE CHECKS to make sure Sonny’s all set for the day. 'Baseball bat?’ ‘Check.’ ‘Inflatable raft?’ ‘Check.’ ‘Anchor?’ 'Check.’ 'Steering wheel?’ 'Check.’ 'Inflatable anchor WITH a steering wheel?’ 'Uh…check!’ 'Okay mijo…I THINK you’re ready for school.’ 'I’ll make it work, Navi.’ Usnavi’s gotten used to it, but he’s still prone to panicking when Sonny is involved, which makes everything WORSE. And YES. Sonny, Pete and Vanessa as our Disaster squad, with Usnavi occasionally tagging along. And I like to think that Sonny’s mom is just TOTALLY along for this ride. Like, she’s so chill she can handle/avoid Sonny and Usnavi’s disasters without even looking. The WHOLE BARRIO is prepped for these two. Their neighborhood is basically a tourist trap because of ALL THE THINGS that go wrong in this ONE PLACE. Everyone who lives there just adapts and adjusts to what these cousin’s bring to their lives. Cause let’s be honest, they make living in a financially struggling town worth it (cause the government fixes any mishaps for them so they can keep those De la Vegas in check X3)

⛔️WARNING: SWEARING, TALK OF SUICIDE⛔️ Aaaaand I’m back. It’s half term so I’ll try to upload a bit more, but I wrote a bit today, hope you like it.
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Phoebe sat in the living room watching television. Her step mother in the kitchen making dinner with Lukas. No one dared bother her, it was one of the very few times Phoebe would actually leave her room, and Lukas just was happy to see his daughter.
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Ethan played with his toys quietly on the floor, occasionally glancing over at Phoebe. Truth be told he wanted to play with Phoebe, but he was scared of her. So he just continued to play with his cars silently.
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10 minutes have passed with no one saying anything when Ethan stood up and made his way to his sister, one of the cars in his hand. The 5 year old extended his arm to the girl and said “Bebe can you play with m-”
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Without warning Phoebe picked up the car and hurled it across the room. “For one get my fucking name right!” She yelled.
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And that was when the chaos began.
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Gandalf began barking as Ethan began bawling his little eyes out, tears flowing down his cheeks. Mara running to Ethan to soothe the boy while Lukas scolded his youngest daughter.
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“What the hell is wrong with you!”
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Then and there Phoebe go up and got dressed.
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“Where do you think you’re going?” Shouted Lukas, but all he got was a slammed front door as a response.
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Phoebe lit a cigarette and inhaled the slivery smoke into her lungs with a deep breath. She was angry. Angry at her brother for being so persistent on befriending her, angry at her step mother for caring for him, angry at her father for always taking his side, or that’s what she told herself, because in reality she was only angry at herself. Guilt was eating away at her. She knew that it was unfair to blame Ethan for Isla’s death, he was a newborn baby after all, but she couldn’t look at that boy. One day Isla was there and the next she was gone, a baby brother in her place. It didn’t help that he looked exactly like her.
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At times like these she would go to the cemetery. The stillness of that place would of been enough for her to calm her nerves, but it was definitely closed by now, so she went to the next place she could think of. The bridge.
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As she neared the said place she noticed that once again she would not be alone. A man stood by the rail looking at the cars below as they zoomed past.
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It didn’t take long for the teenage girl to recognise the boy as Gray.
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“If you don’t back up right now, I swear to God I will personally hurl you over the fucking bridge.” Phoebe growled.
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The boy slightly jumped when he realised that he had company, he took 2 steps away from the rail and looked at his companion, relaxing once he realised it was only Phoebe.
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“You scared me. I’ve been coming here all month hoping to bump into you.” Gray smiled.
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“Well here I am, are you going to give me a glass slipper or something?” The girl joked.
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Gray chucked. “Not exactly. I wanted to thank you. For stopping me.”
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“I’d like to thank you for actually putting on something more than a sweatshirt.” Phoebe took a drag of her cigarette and Gray began coughing the minute she exhaled.
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“Could you please not smoke those around me?” Gray continued to hack.
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“Oh yeah, sure.” She dropped the remainder of the cigarette on the ground and stomped on it. “You don’t like the smell?”
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“Something like that.”
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There was silence for a while before Phoebe spoke.
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“Come on Princess, there’s a cafe nearby that’s open late, we can chat in there.”
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Truth be told Phoebe hated coffee, she hated the bitterness of it, and no amount of caffeine would make it appealing to her, but she did like tea, so there she was with Gray, sipping her camomile tea while he enjoyed his latte.
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They talked about nothing and everything, how the weather was getting warmer, stupid stuff their friends did at school and everything in between, but there was one question that was bothering her.
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“Gray can I ask you something?”
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“Go for it.” He answered.
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“Why did you want to jump in the first place?”
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Gray stilled. He continued to stare at the table and when Phoebe lost hope of getting an answer out of him, he spoke.
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“I guess I felt that the world was being unfair to me.”
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“The world is unfair to everyone at some point in life, you just have to get through it.” She smiled at him. “You know what they say ‘life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”
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Gray smiled at her too, but there was an undertone of sadness to it. He stood up. “Come on Prince Charming. I’ll walk you home.”
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He walked her all the way to her door, where he gave her his number before bidding her a goodnight and leaving.
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By the time she got into her room she tried her best to be quiet as everyone was already asleep. Quickly showering she jumped into bed.
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Phoebe looked at the number written on a napkin and saved it as “My Princess”.
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She smiled to herself as she drifted off to dreamland where Isla and a certain boy with striking green eyes waited for her.

This is manny (Manuel) he is a fat 3 year old cat who likes to talk, cuddle, watch TV and wat your hair for attention. He has 2 brothers and 2 sisters… That’s right 5 cats, but he is by far the most derpy.

Protective Father

As I made my way to the living room, I heard Luke and our daughter’s conversation, whatever tv show they were watching as a background sound.

“Yeah, stay away from boys. They’re bad,” he said as he stared at the five year old girl sitting on his lap. She had her father’s eyes and hair, she was beautiful.

“Luke, don’t say that to her,” I sighed as I shook my head. She was only five, she would believe him. Luke was only trying to protect his little girl, but once again, she was only five.

“I don’t like boys,” she smiled proudly at her father as I sat down next to them on the couch. Luke glanced at me with a satisfied grin on his lips.

“That’s good,” he replied as his eyes looked at her.

“You’re the only boy I like,” she shrugged as her little hands wandered on his black tee-shirt.

“This is how it should stay,” he nodded at her. “Now it’s time to go to bed, baby,” he said.

She shook her head no before she hugged him, her head falling against his chest, the back of her hair facing me. Luke and I looked at each other, he stuck his tongue out, making my eyes roll.

“Don’t say that,” I mouthed to him. He stood up from the couch with our daughter in his arms, causing me to get off of the couch too.

“I don’t share my girls,” he mumbled before he kissed my cheek. He headed to our daughter’s bedroom to read her a book as I sat back on the couch hoping our daughter wouldn’t be afraid of boys because of what he had said. A little laugh escaped my lips because after all, I found it terribly cute how much Luke cared for his five year old. He loved her so much, she would always be his little girl.

Masterlist

calum calum calum what a lil squishy boy what if one day you guys are just chilling out watching random TV shows and just enjoying each other’s company and he’s so engrossed in what’s on TV that you slowly reach over to him and he doesn’t even notice until you poke his cheek and he whips his head to you and is like “what the hell” and you start giggling and just go “squishy” and keep poking his cheeks and he’s like “you’re literally like a four year old” and you’re like “thanks squishy” continuing to poke his cheeks and he just sighs and smiles BC he loves you so much I WANTT A SWUJSJT CALUM OG SNFN

My dad said to me this morning: “I was watching music videos earlier on TV like I always do and Mean came on and at the end Taylor has short hair and is singing infront of a New York City sign. Did she have that planned that long ago? That song is what 5 or 6 years old? Do you know? You should ask…"

I mean like, he’s right that’s some pretty cool observation he did.

Sooooooo taylorswift, do you have an answer for him? Was it coincidence or did you already have it planned? Just a dream? He’s very curious. He also says hi and that he likes 1989 the best.

Gotta love Swiftie Dads, right?

My dad just said to me: “I was watching music videos this morning on TV like I always do and Mean came on and at the end Taylor has short hair and is singing infront of a New York City sign. Did she have that planned that long ago? That song is what 5 or 6 years old? Do you know? You should ask her. If she did that’s pretty amazing.”

So, taylorswift, was the short hair and NYC in the Mean video planned by my fan-girl dad. He’d really like to know because as I’m typing this he’s going to me, “you’re asking her right? You’re on that website leaving her a question?”

I can’t.