he's totally a ninja

Chapitre 94 – Father and Son

Aka OHHHHHHHH

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

NO I’M SORRY I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING CLEVER TO SAY I JUST WANT TO STARE AT THIS FOREVER

Early Morning Soup

Hi hi everyone, i am absolutely delighted to announce @jaggedarchetypes wrote a piece based on this comic and its?? so good??? and once again im absolutely at a loss for words & im so very touched oh my god?? please read it under the cut he captured the feeling so well!!!!

For one who felt so exhausted, actual rest sure seemed to allude Hanzo Shimada. Midnight had him tossing and turning, one AM had him pacing, two AM had him outside jogging and walking, and three AM had him resigned to the fate of another sleepless night. But at least, if not a relaxed mind, his exercise had worked up a sizable appetite.

By three fifteen, Hanzo was showered, and by three thirty he was glaring tiredly into a pot. He’d sampled his soup perhaps a dozen times, but the flavor stubbornly refused to be like the one of his childhood. So, Hanzo sent out a text. Then one more, just for good measure.

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i guess i’ll have to learn to be delicate (with your heart)

Fluff Friday: November 18 “Big & Little”

Not particularly shippy. Featuring: Sakura and Kakashi, with guest appearances by Naruto, Sai, Yamato, Tsunade and Shizune. Would nod vaguely at canon if they were to pass in the street.

This is de-aged fic. Neither Sakura nor chibi!Kakashi are particularly thrilled, but Naruto thinks it’s hilarious.


Sakura’s just coming up on the end of a long, long hospital shift when she hears the commotion in the lobby. She pauses, letting her attention stray from the medical chart she’s updating to trying to decipher the noise two floors down, but the distance muffles everything to only the dull rise and flow of voices. She cocks her head, listening to no avail.

“Haruno-sensei?” the chūnin perched on the bed dares prompt.

She frowns and shakes her head, turning back to her patient. If she’s needed, Shizune will send one of the nurses to fetch her. Until then, she has work to finish.

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Third Wheel Friend

-Dick just causally showing up when Artemis and Wally are hanging out.
- Like they should never go to Gotham for a date.
- Oh its cool he’s just chilling on the couch with the dog when they got home.
- Who even gave him a key.
- Hard core trolling.
- Calling them out on the pyschic link when they are thinking of each other.
- Already called dibs on best man.
- Permanent dog sitter. That is until Damian meets the dog.
- He was there to see how nervous Wally was before dates.
- Captain of the Spitefire ship.
- Don’t worry M'gann is first mate.
- He totally uses his ninja skills for sneaking up on them.
- Doesn’t matter how old they are, he will always be the teenage boy who knew they would be together.

Aaah your blog is adorable ! Could you write something about the boys walking into a room and seeing their crush with one of the boys clothes or acessory ? ( A shirt, Hoshi’s beanie, etc ) Luv you guys !

Aw, this sounds cute, sure!

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • He’s been wearing his sleeping mask all day.
  • Not that he wants to, but he can’t find his regular mask, even after an hour of looking for it!
  • But this sleeping mask just doesn’t feel right…Not out of bed.
  • Maybe you’ve seen it somewhere…? He should probably ask you, just to be sure.
  • So he goes to find you, and when he does-
  • You are wearing his mask.
  • He doesn’t realize how hard he’s blushing at first, you look adorable in it, and it really makes him feel like you’re his!
  • He doesn’t say anything, just walks over and hugs you and doesn’t let go.
  • He finally tells you that you look lovely in that, but he’s going to need it back at some point.
  • But he is all too willing to get you a mask of your own if you want one! You look so good in them!

Rantarou Amami

  • The dinner he’s made tonight is really nice, you’re gonna love it!
  • He should probably go get you from upstairs though, so you can actually eat it.
  • He knocks on your bedroom door before entering, but-?? You’re not there??
  • So he checks his own room, and sure enough, there you are!
  • But he doesn’t see it until you turn to him.
  • All the jewelry from his dresser is now on you, and you are just staring at him with these big wide adorable eyes of yours.
  • He practically squeals when he sees you, just running over and hugging you and telling you how good you look!
  • He says he’s going to buy you some nice jewelry after this, something to match his own so people know you’re a couple when they see you!
  • He realizes how cheesy he’s being and is a little embarrassed, but laughs it off awkwardly and says that the offer for some jewelry still stands.

Kokichi Ouma

  • The second he walks into his room and sees you in front of his mirror, wearing his scarf, he turns and leaves.
  • You think he’s mad at first, so you follow him pretty fast, but when you get to him, you see his nose is bleeding like crazy.
  • He promises he just got in a totally manly fight with sixteen ninjas, but he’s blushing like crazy and the story doesn’t check out.
  • He thought you looked so fucking cute, but there was no way he would tell you that.
  • So instead he just wipes his bloody nose and takes his scarf back and hugs you.
  • You tell him to watch out with that nose, it’s still bleeding, and ninjas can hear you bleed.
  • He tells you to fuck off.

Shuuichi Saihara

  • You two are simply sitting on the couch, watch television, when suddenly, his head feels cold.
  • He reaches up for his hat and?? It isn’t there????
  • He turns to ask you where it is, only to see it on your head, you looking up at him and grinning.
  • The second he sees you he lets out this surprised squeak that you’ll never let him down and just claps his hand over his mouth, blushing like crazy.
  • He chuckles and tells you that you look very, very nice wearing that.
  • Very, very cute too.
  • He kisses your nose, and you laugh when the brim of his hat bumps his forehead.
  • It takes a few hours before you’ll finally give it back.

Kaito Momota

  • When he can’t find his jacket, the first thing he does is go to you.
  • You kind of just know where things are, yeah? At least, better than he does, that’s for sure.
  • And when he walks in and sees you wearing it??
  • He pretty much just completely mentally checks out, and is just left staring at you with his hand over his mouth.
  • You ask him if you look good and he just?? Keeps staring??
  • Finally he reacts, quickly scooping you up and kissing all over your face and neck!
  • You look so cute!
  • That jacket is way too big on him already, but on you it’s just HUGE. And it is absolutely ADORABLE.
  • He lets you wear it way more often now!

Kiibo

  • he um…
  • he has no clothes…

Gonta Gokuhara

  • Gonta cannot find his glasses.
  • Gonta cannot see.
  • When he finally finds them, they’re on your face! That’s not where they go!
  • Unfortunately, because he can’t see, he can’t really react to you wearing them…
  • Which is a concept he doesn’t really get??
  • Because after he puts them back on he says you probably look really cute in them and he’d really love to see you in them??
  • And then takes them off and??? Gives them back to you????
  • And can’t see you again?????
  • This cycle repeated for an amazingly long time.

Ryouma Hoshi

  • When he first sees you wearing his beanie, he practically chokes.
  • You look like you’re really his.
  • He tells you that you look way better in it than he does, but he’s blushing like crazy and you can’t take him seriously when he looks so flustered.
  • He’s too embarrassed to ask you to give it back or look at you in it because you’re just so cute, so you eventually give it back on your own.
  • However, this doesn’t stop him from conveniently forgetting it in places you may find it.
Genji Headcanon

Anonymous asked: what would yandere genji be like?

When Genji is a young man, he’s a total sexpot. But when he falls, he falls hard, so prepare for ninja stalking, sugary sweet declarations of love and over the top gifts. He tends to wear his heart on his sleeve. He’s quite manipulative, preferring persuasion over violence. He isn’t opposed to using threats to get what he wants, though he’d never purposefully hurt his s/o.

After he gets near fatally wounded by his brother, his aversion to hurting his s/o is replaced by a paranoia about anyone around his s/o. He has the constant fear that his s/o is somehow cheating on him or with him out of pity, and due to these insecurities, he can be quite violent and controlling.

When he accepts Zenyatta’s teaching, he becomes much less violent around his s/o, but he will get passive aggressive and quite needy. He’s at peace with himself for the most part, but still likes to keep his s/o a bit isolated out of worry for their well-being.

bolt to the heart

Fluff Friday: December 30 “Snowflake”

Ver short smol!kakashi fic @beyondthemoor

Large timeskip! Sakura has been on a mission in Kumo for months. She somehow managed to forget that with those months, Kakashi becomes ever more of himself.


“Sakura-chan!” a familiar voice calls her as she trudges through the cold.

And what, she wonders to herself, are they doing in Haru no Kuni? Sakura wasn’t even supposed to be here, although, it makes more sense for Tsunade-shishō to send her all the way to Yukigakure if the rest of her team is here.

Sakura dodges the snowball aimed at her head. “I saw you Naruto. Don’t start something you can’t finish.”

Naruto pouts. “I could so take you in a snowball fight, Sakura-chan.”

Sakura taps her foot gently, and the snow jumps. Just a bit. Just enough.

Naruto gulps.

“Like I said,” Sakura tells him, “don’t start something you can’t finish.”

Naruto leads her, cowed, back towards the inn where they have rooms.

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Movie genres-

Kai loves horror/thriller movies. Cole hates it when its his turn to pick a movie because he usually locks the door of the living room, hides the key and leaves the everyone inside until the movie ends. Kai is always ready to record Cole screaming for help.

Jay enjoys comedy, he sometimes gets some of the puns from the movies and usually says a few references from those movies during battle. When he watches a comedy movie, he’s always the only one who finishes it until the end, its because everybody is annoyed with Jay’s laughter. He always watches rom-coms with Nya, and also sci-fi movies with Lloyd.

Cole likes action movies, this was one of the reasons why he got into bodybuilding. He also enjoys them because they’re not horror movies. He also likes to watch crime movies, but he doesn’t like watching them with Zane because he always spoils it for him. He despises watching a horror movie, and after watching one he always has a nightmare and ends up not sleeping.

Zane isn’t really into movies, but if he had to choose a genre it would have to be history or a documentary. It is a total bore to the ninja (excluding Nya), so he would most likely be watching it alone. When he watches movies, he’s always looking in too deep in the science of the movie.

Lloyd is obsessed with sci-fi, he always watches the trailers,sneak peeks and all the other types of media he could find that is about the particular movie. When he watches the movie, he looks for Easter eggs. He would also nitpick if the movie and comic do not match.

Nya enjoys any type of movie, she mostly focuses on the plot and storyline of the movie. She doesn’t have a particular favourite, but she’s most likely to watch a rom-com with Jay. She also likes movies that are an adaptations from books.