he's too cute to pass up

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I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT REVOLVING AROUND TODOROKI ADOPTING A CAT THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE HIM AND IT WAS TOO CUTE TO PASS UP DRAWING THAT

at the beginning of the dream he totally hated the cat for looking like him, but by the end of the dream he was in love with that cat and it became his sidekick goodbye

Okay but:

Ladybug running her fingers through Chat’s hair just bc she likes the messy look, and then one day doing it to Adrien out of habit bc ‘oh there’s my cute boy with the blonde hair & pretty green eyes and wAIT WRONG BOY’

Chat flicking Ladybug’s pigtails when he passes by just to be annoying & cute & bc he likes her hair

Adrien scaring the bajesus out of Mari by doing it to her too & bc she messed with his hair first

Mari getting him back by running her fingers from the nape of his neck up during class, which surprisingly makes him yelp & turn to glare at her absolutely scandalized

Madame Bustier not caring for once because FINALLY those kids are getting somewhere (#otp)

Alya secretly taking snaps of these occassions without telling anybody

Mari wearing her hair in different styles to avoid the pigtail-flicking

Adrien suddenly floored because ‘Holy SHIT Mari looks beautiful with her hair framing her face like that, why didn’t anyone tell me’

Adrien’s soul exiting stage left when Ladybug shows up for patrol with her hair down too

Chat suddenly in a short ponytail

“It’s a CAT tail Ladybug, get it?”

Ladybug pulling out the hairtie bc just no, and then Mari showing up with the same hair tie on her wrist the next morning

Adrien fucking swooning, & Plagg telling him he’s jumping to conclusions bc he’s got a heart made of putty

Nino is ready to burst, “Adrien, bro, just ask her out already!”

“I can’t just ASK HER OUT, Nino!”

Alya is constantly screaming

The hair shenangians do not stop

Nathalie & his driver are beginning to wonder just what is happening in that school to make him look like he just rolled out of a blanket burrito

WHAT BTS SAID ABOUT THEIR PETS ??!

Let’s meet the BTS PETS:

JIN : JJANGU & JJAJANGI 

Jin tweeting “Jjanggu who’s ugly but cute” (Savage dad)

Lately (170907) he introduced his new dog Jjajangi. He also updated on Sept 8 photos of him and Jjanggu who grew up beautifully 

SUGA: HOLLY

Suga tweeted “Holly only likes the people who give him food” (savage dog)

JHOPE: MICKEY

Jhope tweeted “ Don’t you think you’re too cute? Why are you so cute?” (Indeed a cutie)

NAMJOON: RAPMON (Monie)

Namjoon tweeted “I want you Monie Monie“ (Like the chorus in BS&T)

JIMIN: DOSUN (RIP the cutie passed away T^T and so far Jimin didn’t get another pet)

When asked about his dog he said “I don’t have him anymore. Dosun are you doing well?”

TAEHYUNG: SOOSHIM (dog) & KKANJI (cat)

When Tae tweeted “i miss soonshimie..” He really adores animals and babies!

JUNGKOOK: GUREUM

When asked about his dog Jk said “I have a Maltese at home. It’s name is Geureum (cloud) and I miss him/her a lot.” (Awwww)

BTS are perfect as they are, but knowing that they love animals just make me adore them moooore. 
By @mimibtsghost

instant gratification 02 (m)

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

➾11.6k words
➾ lots of smut, some fluff, a little angst (just like this gif)
➾ warnings: pregnancy mention
➾ summary: the rules of becoming fuck buddies are as follows: no strings attached, don’t play jealousy games, and strictly no cuddling after sex. On a scale of how-fucked-are-you from one to ten, Jeon Jeongguk has you on a 9, in more ways than one.


Jeon Jeongguk, on top of being the nastiest fuckboy who just happens to have some good dick, is a childish brat. 

Parties are so not your thing, and you feel like a fish out of water in the midst of so many scantily clad girls and barely sober frat boys. You’ve been grabbed at least 5 times now, only managing to narrowly escape their clutches the last time, and you have to fight to keep your patience as you try and spot his big head in the overcrowded frat house. You wouldn’t be here if not for his not so thinly veiled threat over text.

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BOYFRIEND! BTS- V/TAEHYUNG EDITION

☆DATING V/TAEHYUNG WOULD INCLUDE☆

Originally posted by bwipsul

- A LOT OF SKINSHIP 

-HAVE YOU SEEN hOw TOUCHY THIS BOY IS W/ BANGTAN

-innocent skinship at first _-_

-but  each touch becomes less and less innocent

- Movie impersonations aLL tHe tIMe p.s. Worship my baby ples

-Lengthy conversations about whether people live inside the moon or if its just rabbits

- ‘Tae PLEEAASSE. people are looking at us funny’

‘what?! don’t you also believe the planets are actually holograms??!?’

-He’d be sooo into couple wear !!

‘y/n! Lets wear the same colour underwear!!’ *exicited af*

‘Next you’ll be asking if we can wear the same face’

‘oh…. *puts down his 3D LIFELIKE face mask of you*

‘aSdFgHjkL’

- This baby would love smelling you..it somehow helps him get to sleep

-Cuddleeesssss.and cuddleeeessss and more cuddlleeeesss

-Ever since you two started dating… practing with bangtan has become even harder than usual …. he honestly can’t be without for more than an 1 hour

-A.N.I.M.E M.A.R.A.T.H.O.N.S.!.!. AND UNCONVENTIONAL MOVIE NIGHTS

- Your dating initiation ceremony included meeting his dog first because he uses his dog to smell ‘bAd pEoPle’ luckily you passed and almost ended stealing his dog because it was tOO daMn cUte

- Fort building competetions. You ended up winning which made him pouty because he wanted you to come and in live his fort but ended up coming to yours because it had wifi and he missed you~

-coming to dance practice= him taking up all the space and making his movement bigger than the whole bangtan +++bonus: Extra tongue. so much tongue infact it ends up falling out of his mouth

- Becoming best friends with jungkook and jimin.. Although jimin would be bit jealous because you stole his back up love interest (just in case it wouldn’t work out w/ kookie)

- This cutie would probably want you both to dress as old people on halloween because he feels that old people are underrated and should be appreaciated.

- ANIME THEME SONGS ALL DAY. EVERYDAY.

-You two would have each others backs when it came to webtoons. Whenever you needed a new one  all you needed to do was call *mating call*

- He’d show you off to rest of bangtan but not too much. He’d love to talk about how amazing you were and how much he loved you. which made bangtan puke… except for Jimin.. jimin was just crying at the loss of his back up lover T.T

SEXY TIME (oH JisOoS)

EXPECTATION

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REALITY

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- This cutie would be shy shy shy(Forgive me Sana) at first and be fumbling around so much he might even end up falling of off the bed

- Since he would have initiated skinship much earlier, initmacy wouldn’t really be too much of problem for him

- KINKY AF

-IM NOT EVEN JOKING HE’D BE SOO INTO ROLEPLAY (blames hwarang)

-HE’S GOT A MASTERS DEGREE IN FOREPLAY THIS BOI DONT PLAY( ples appreciate my rhyming couplet) . SERIOUSLY THO , THIS BOI WOULD TAKE HIISSS TIMMEE…YOUR BOOBS WOULS BE HIS FAVOURITE PLAY TOY. ITS NOT HIS FAULT, HIS TONGUE HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AS WE ALL KNOW AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF MANY ARMYS. YOURS IS NEXT.

-tbh he’d probably do lap dances for you and take  pole dancing classes and LET THAT INNER HOE(SEOK) SHINE

☆ overall taetae would be sooooo adorable that you would probably suffer from heart failure but he would bring you back to life with his cUTE boXy sMILe.  FUNFACT: Almost all near death experience accounts are from you☆

HOPE YOU ENJOYEYEYEYEYEYDDDDD


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BTS reaction to you calling them oppa for the first time (Hyung line)

Seokjin:

You’d been trying to talk to Jin for a while now, but nothing seemed to distract him from his cooking, “Y/N can you pass me the salt please?” He’d ask, and you saw your opportunity, Jin had always wanted you to call him ‘oppa’ but you’d always been too shy to do it, up till now at least. “Okay oppa!” You’d say in your cutest voice handing him the salt, immediately stopping what he was doing, he would face you “why are you the cutest thing in this world.” He’d ask squishing your cheeks together, puffing your lips out so that he could kiss them.

Originally posted by ikuitenshi

Yoongi:

Yoongi would get all pouty when he heard you calling the other members ‘oppa’ and not him. You’d go to sit next to him and he would totally blank you, sticking his bottom lip out a bit. “Yoongi baby what’s wrong?” You’d coo stroking his hair, him still facing forward on his phone. “Nothing.” He’d say shortly. Just then you’d get a text from Namjoon ‘call Yoongi oppa… Trust me’. Worth a shot… “Yoongi oppa whats wrong?” You’d say in a cute voice, he’d quickly turn to look at you and put his hands on either side of your head, “yes, I’m oppa. Don’t call the other oppa.” He’d say in a demanding voice making you chuckle and peck his nose, then both of his cheeks, “If that’s what makes you happy, oppa” and finally on his lips.

Originally posted by sugaa

Hoseok:

All you wanted was a bit of attention, Hoseok had told you that he would finish practice early, so you decided to go to his studio, so you could go home together, yet you had been sat here for half an hour now, waiting for him to finish, you’d tried everything, well almost everything… ‘oh fuck it’ you thought before whining in your cutest voice- “oppaa, oppa, ooooppppaaaa, opp-“ you’d be cut off by Hoseok lifting you off the ground and standing you up and pinching your cheeks. “If you call me oppa on more time I swear to god I’m going to have to kiss you so much-“ but you were the one to cut him off this time by kissing him. He then picked you up bridal style and spun around causing you to squeal, “I love you so fucking much.” He’d laugh.

Originally posted by jhope-shi

Namjoon:

Namjoon may be dominant as fuck, but when he heard you call him ‘oppa’ for the first time he would become putty in your hands.  “Ah! Oppa I forgot my purse, I’ll just run back and get-” “Nope! My baby isn’t buying anything today! Oppa will buy you anything you want, ANYTHING!!” Namjoon would say picking you up and spinning you around.

Originally posted by bangdulce

Wouldn’t Miss It

Request: Hi I have a Steve prompt The reader is at a dinner and gets stood up by her date and she waits around for a while and everyone is giving her pity looks and shes about to leave when some guy she’s never talked to before slides in across from her and loudly says sorry babe traffic was crazy or something and then whispers “hi I’m Steve just go with it yeah? Whoever stood you up is a real asshole.“They end up having a very good fake date and eventually agree to a real one
Rating: T
Word Count: 1126
A/N: Steve’s an angel and I’m always ready to write for him. So send in those requests!


This was embarassing. Awkwardly, you repositioned yourself in your seat, avoiding looks of pity from the waiters of the restaurant and customers alike. Of course, you probably should’ve left 45 minutes ago, but you held on to some little hope that maybe, just maybe, your date would arrive and the unwanted attention of the old lady trying to console you would disappear.

You sighed, keeping your head down and sipping some more of your water so that the waiter would stop coming over to ask if you wanted to get a box for your food. To make matters worse, you bought a really expensive outfit that you saved up on and you even convinced your friends to help you with your makeup. Only for it to be badly wasted on some jerk who didn’t even bother to call.

For a brief second, you glanced at the clock. 7:45. If you went home now, you could still catch that show your friends reccomended. Of course, that would only remind you how sadly lonely you were.

Despite your inner self screaming at you to escape, you stayed. For some reason.

And so you waited. For a total of two minutes until you got tired of watching a bunch of fish in the aquarium in front of your table. Hesitantly, you grabbed your purse, ready to run out of there and never come back, when a guy slid into the chair in front of you, taking deep breaths and looking like he just got out of a marathon. In a good way.

"I’m so, so, incredibly sorry, babe! Traffic was just crazy! I drove here as fast as I could!” The boy used exaggerated hand movements and made sure that everyone heard him. You had to stifle a laugh at that. Okay. You’ll play along.

You sat down back on your chair, and smiled. “It’s okay, I understand. It wasn’t your fault. Good thing I didn’t order yet, am I right?”

“Right! You look amazing, by the way, can you hand me a menu, sweetie?”  Once again, you had to keep yourself from laughing. At least the attention was moved from you to him, since instead of pitying gazes pointed your way, looks of vengeance were directed straight at him.

You handed him a menu, and he put it right in front of him, to cover his mouth. “Are they still looking?”

Scanning the restaurant, you shook your head, and your surprise visitor sighed in relief, setting the small pamphlet down. “Thank God. I’m Steve. Steve Harrington. And no, you don’t have to worry about me being some sort of creep or something.”

You reached your hand over to him, shaking his hand. “Y/N L/N. Thank you for saving me from embarassment. But why?”

Steve shrugged, leaning back into his chair. “Well, you’re cute. I’m cute. And free food, duh.”

“Fair point. Since it’s too late to back out of this now and I’m buying you food, why don’t you tell me more about you to pass the time?” You asked, and he smiled, then started talking.

You found out that he was from Hawkins High School, which you were surprised about since you went there as well. According to him, he was a “star basketball player” and “one hell of a babysitter.” You laughed at a lot of his stories, which in turn prompted you to share stories of your own, and the jerk who stood you up was forgotten.

In the middle of your conversation, your order was dropped off between you two, two bowls of mouthwatering spaghetti. And two glasses of Coke and fries on the side.

Picking up your fork, you dug into your bowl and started eating, intent on listening to Steve’s current story. You set your fork down, about to say something, when Steve took a napkin and gently wiped off some sauce on your upper lip. “You had a little something right there.”

Blushing, you wiped it off again, pretending like you were making sure the sauce was gone, when in reality you were trying to hide the redness in your face. Whoa. As you looked ahead, you saw Steve looking down as well, a cheeky smile on his face.

You cleared your throat, grabbing his attention. “Is it gone?”

“Y-Yes. So um, what was I saying again?” He chuckled nervously, making your smile. He was so sweet. You wondered how his old girlfriend could ever dump him. Nevertheless, he kept on talking, and you kept trying to hide the flushing of your cheeks.

Eventually, it was only you and him besides a couple of other people in the restaurant. Reluctantly, you checked the time and your eyes widened. 9:30. Huh, time went by fast. Steve checked his watch as well, and you heard a hum of surprise too.

“We should probably get going… it’s getting late and I don’t wanna worry my parents…” you whispered halfheartedly. You wanted to stay.

“Wouldn’t want that happening,” Steve seemed to hesitate, pausing before speaking up once again. “Do you, I don’t know, maybe wanna do this again?”

You grinned, tilting your head to the side and shuffling your feet. “I don’t know…”

Steve’s eyes widened, then he tried to go back to his cool attitude, clearing his throat and shaking his head. “Yeah… that’s cool. That’s totally fine. Tubular, actually. It’s not a big deal-”

“I was kidding. Of course I’d love to do this again.” Laughingc you nudged him with your shoulder playfully, causing him to mock being hurt. “This was probably one of the best dates I’ve ever had.”

“Oh thank god. I was really worried there for a second. I really like you.” He awkwardly looked down, as if afraid of what you might say. So you surprised him by pressing a chaste kiss to his cheek, chuckling when his whole face heated up.

“Here’s my number. I’ll see you next week, Steve.” You wrote your digits on a piece of paper, and pressed it into his hand. He tucked it into his pocket and smiled brightly at you.

“Wouldn’t miss it.”

You’re too cute // SHAWN MENDES

Request: Can you do an imagine where your family is having a party (like ur moms bday or something) and Shawn comes and is being super cute and comfortable with everyone like ur family and friends??? A lotta fluff plz! 

Author’s note: HI this is me taking a break from the Percy Jackson AU and for once actually writing up some requests. 

Warning: There is so much fluff in this you could possibly die


“You can carry the cake Shawn.” I grab the container holding the precious chocolate cake and pass it into his hands. He tries to take it but I hold on tighter, meeting his eyes. “Don’t you dare drop this. Its my Mum’s birthday cake, okay?” I raise an eyebrow.

He rolls his eyes. “Y/n, sweetie. You know that before was an accident. I didn’t purposely mean to drop you’re birthday cake.” Shawn grins at me sheepishly.

“I know but I just want you to take extra precaution this time.” I say sternly, releasing my hold. He pulls it closer to his chest, protecting it with his arms.

“I will protect it with my life.” He winks, moving forward to press a kiss to my forehead gently.

“Yeah yeah, get inside.” I laugh, slamming the boot of the car. I trail behind Shawn as we make our way to the front door of my parent’s house for my Mother’s 50th birthday party.

“Be on your best behavior baby,” I tease, leaning up on my tiptoes to ruffle his hair- the hair that he spent a good hour perfecting.

“Y/n!” Shawn gasps, twisting to see me as I press the doorbell.

“I spent an hour on this hairstyle. You knew how I felt about it so why would you do something like this?” he huffs, lifting one hand to fix the strands.

“Honestly Shawn, you look just as handsome no matter what your hair looks like.” I grin, Shawn unamused with my response.

“Honestly Y/n, I think I should just leave you to fend for yourself whil- Hi Mrs Y/L/N,” Shawn is cut off by the door opening and he quickly composes himself to look excited to see my family.

“Hi Mum, happy birthday!” I peer over Shawn’s shoulder to meet my mother’s warm hazel eyes who peer at the both of us curiously. “Don’t worry about Shawn, Mum. He’s just having a hair crisis at the moment.”

“Hey,” Shawn protests, elbowing me in the side of my stomach and I scowl at him while he smirks back proudly.

“You’ve haven’t changed at all, either of you.” Mum laughs, holding the door open for us to come inside. I give her a hug once the door is shut, taking the cake out of Shawn’s hands while he greets her himself.

I leave the two alone, walking towards the kitchen and placing the dessert on the counter. Their voices float down the hallway and I can’t help but listen in.

“You’ve gotten taller, Shawn?” My Mum asks, and I hear Shawn laugh in response.

“Maybe, since I’m a growing boy I’ll need a good feed today Mrs Y/L/N.” Shawn comments. I roll my eyes at the joke while my Mum laps it up, her chuckles filling the silence. 

“Don’t worry we’ll put some meat on you’re bones.” She pauses, her voice lowering. “Now tell me, how’s my daughter going since she moved in with you.”

“She’s amazing, we make dinner every night together- or at least when I’m home in time which most nights I am. We have our own little schedules worked out and life with her.. it just works, you know?” I can hear the smile in his voice.

“Ever since she got that job in the city she’s been so happy and I love it, I love living with her.” My mum aw’s at Shawn.

“So should I be expecting any wedding bells any time soon?” I faintly catch her giggles.

“Maybe. I can’t say I haven’t been thinking about it.” Shawn replies, my cheeks heating up.

“Okay, Shawn, come say hi to Dad.” I break off their little chat, appearing in the hallway.

“Happy Birthday again, Mrs Y/L/N.” Shawn calls over his shoulder as I drag him out to the back deck where the rest of my family is.

A chorus of greetings meet us as Shawn and I step through the door. I smile warmly at all my Mum’s friends, Shawn’s arm slipping around my waist. 

“Y/n!” A voice calls and I turn to see my Dad walking towards me with a giant grin on his face.

“Dad!” I beam, letting go of Shawn to hug my Father.

“How you doing kiddo?” He asks, kissing the top of my head.

“I’m good, great actually.” I laugh, turning back to Shawn to see him already looking at me with a fond expression on his face.

“Dad you remember Shawn right? You’re son in law?” I ask innocently, watching my Dad splutter and Shawn blush beet red.

“She’s joking, sir, we’re not engaged yet.” Shawn excuses himself, and he looks like he wants to be anywhere else right now. You could say Shawn was scared of my Dad.

“Yet?” My Dad’s voice raises, eyebrows raising along with it.

“Change that to never.” Shawn rushes to say, and you could almost see a bead of sweat on his forehead.

“What? Shawn! I thought you said we were going to get married before the baby came.” I tease, watching Shawn pale, my Dad letting out a loud bellow of laughter.

“I’m just kidding Shawn,” Dad chuckles, slapping his shoulder. “Y/n’s joking as well, the little terror.” 

I grin at them both. “Like father like daughter, as they say.”

“Nice seeing you Shawn, and my little terror, but the barbecue is calling me,” Shawn nods faintly, Dad walking off. I smile, leaning my head against Shawn’s shoulder.

“You’re too cute.” I giggle, kissing his shoulder blade. It was a nice day, the sun shining and a light breeze that ruffled my hair, my sundress flaring.

“That was mean.” Shawn pouts, his eyes filled with humor. 

“You loved it.” I scoff. He turns to face me, his hands resting above my hips.

“Maybe.” He kisses me briefly before starting to pull away.

“Where are you going?” Its my turn to pout as I tug him back to me.

“We’re in front of your family, isn’t it weird?” He blushes faintly and I laugh.

“You’re so lame.” I grin, holding his chin as I step on the tips of my toes to press my mouth to his.

“You’re lamer.” Shawn whispers against my lips and I bite my lip to stop my laughter.

“The fact that you just said that sentence is proof enough that you are the one whose more lame.” I snicker, kissing him again.

“When you kiss me I always forget my comeback.” Shawn frowns, leaning his forehead against mine.

I kiss him again. “I’m just that good.”

Originally posted by smendesgifs

Suga Daddy: Part 3

Suga Daddy: Part 3

Word count: 7.8k

Genre: smut, angst

My computer is in the shop so I had to edit on my phone. Sorry if there are a lot of mistakes. ^^

Parts: one | two

Originally posted by bwiseoks

It was now Friday, the first day of rehearsal. You’d gotten there a little early, deciding to stretch and mentally prepare yourself, this would be your focus for the next few months. You’d gotten a text from Yoongi this morning, wishing you luck, so you felt pretty good about today.

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Did someone ask for Will Solace Headcanons?!

No? Too bad!


☀️He definitely says pupper instead of puppy
☀️He learned everyone’s at camps ticklish spots just by giving checkups
☀️He had to stop wearing a stethoscope because Hermes kids would sneak up to him and scream in it while it was in his ears
☀️Okay?? But Will I knee-high socks??
☀️This dork definitely says Will puns all the time
☀️I.e) *Will* you pass me that gauze? I would love you with all my Soul-ace
☀️He is so cute, he walks to each cabin every morning to kindly remind all the campers to take their medication
☀️He'a such an organization dork, for his birthday he asked for storage bins.
☀️He casually uses the word Groovy
☀️He makes up his own curse words, this dork

road trip!peter headcanons

ok so i saw this post and i needed to write these it’s like 1.5k words and i think the next thing i post will be the second part of the harry potter au for all of you waiting for it!! love you guys so much

  • okay so all this boy wants is to go to disney world 
  • he’s eighteen years old at this point and he’s fresh outta high school and god damn it he wants to fucking hug mickey mouse
  • like seriously he’s dying to go and he’s never been able to because money was v tight when he was growing up and he’s considerate enough to never even think of asking may to take him
  • insTEAD you and peter plan to road trip it down to florida after buying your tickets with extensive research because disney tickets are expensive enough and neither of you feel like buying plane tickets in addition to that
  • you’re only staying for a day because you two are going to be struggling college kids come late august and no one wants to pay for the hotel rooms either 
  • so you get the one day park hopper tickets and for the two of you it comes out to $345.06 which is good because you’ve both been saving up for this since you were sixteen and had around $650 between you both so now you have $304.94 and half of that is going to gas money and whatnot bc you’re both v #prepared
  • so it’s road trip time
  • it’s mid july and it’s a sixteen hour drive and you guys are ready to get your disney on like peter is so excited and happy and he cannot stop talking about it to may
    • “we’ll only be gone for like…. three days ‘cause we’re doing most of the parks in a day. we got the park hopper tickets.”
    • “how fancy!” 
    • “i know right!!!!” 
    • “so on this extensive road trip are you gonna tell y/n you like them?”
    • “mAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT gosh”
  • but may thinks every time is the time for that so whatever
  • she has a bet that you guys will come home as a couple though
  • the bet is with herself 
  • anyways you guys rent the shittiest car you can find because it adds charm
  • you make a road trip mix that’s basically full of one direction songs
  • peter groans but secretly he enjoys listening to you belt out the lyrics to what makes you beautiful the way you used to in fourth grade
    • “y/n is this playlist really just one diRECTION did you seriously-”
    • “do you have a problem with harry styles???”
    • “no- no of course not!”
  • you take turns driving but peter loves it the most so he always extends his turns
  • he thinks it’s hilarious when you freak out because of his speeding down an empty highway late at night because he’s a little shit
  • a little shit that you love
  • he consistently asks to stop the car so he can take a picture of whatever scenery he thinks looks pretty
    • “peter it’s a fucking blade of grass stop”
    • “no but look at the way the sunlight is hitting it!! please!!”
    • “FINE”
  • he makes you play I Spy with him
    • “okay so round thirty five… i spy with my little eye someone who is very attractive”
    • “oooh is it that guy in the convertible next to us because wow”
    • “…… yep you got it. new game now”
  • he was talking about you but whatever 
  • he argues against wearing a seatbelt but you threaten to turn the car around and he really really wants to go to magic kingdom
  • you open up the sunroof that this crappy old car has so you can stick your head out of it and scream like sam in perks of being a wallflower
  • you now check that off your bucket list
  • he stops the car at every gas station just to make sure and then he buys fifteen different snack foods because “i’m a growing boy y/n i need nutrients”
    • to which you reply with “actually you’re not growing and this isn’t nutritious” 
    • “don’t act like you don’t like pop-tarts”
  • you do, so you share a pack with him
  • there are candy wrappers strewn across the backseat because neither of you want to litter
  • “are we there yet”
  • “no”
  • *five minutes later* *now whining* “are we there yeeeettttt”
  • “nO”
  • he’s bad at sitting still and always has to pee or eat
  • it’s late at night at this point and you’re freezing and you don’t wanna get out of your seat so peter huffs and pulls his sweatshirt off and gives it to you so you can sleep 
  • he acts annoyed but he’s secretly sort of happy in an embarrassed way because oh fuck you look cute and wow you’re wearing his sweater
  • you pass out on his shoulder and you’re drooling and peter can barely concentrate on the road anymore
  • it’s probably the way the moonlight is bouncing off your skin but like whatever this is totally just him gazing in a platonic way
  • except not really because he kind of is in love with you
  • peter takes a picture of you sleeping on his shoulder but he’s in it too making a stupid face into the camera that he knows you’ll laugh at when you wake up
  • peter pulls over so you can both get some sleep for more driving in the morning and he plays with your hair until he passes out and you wake up with his head in your lap because he moves around while he sleeps even though it does not look comfortable at all
  • and you smile down at this nerd in your lap 
  • he’s v cute and soft in the morning and you’re happy to know this
  • anyway you wake up really gently and you offer to drive first but he’s blushy and insists he can drive and that he got a perfectly fine sleep
    • “is my lap that comfortable then?”
    • “ummm. yes. okay so move over so i can drive haha” 
  • he finds a dunkin donuts and buys you can ice coffee
  • it’s your order exactly and you kind of blush because you didn’t really expect him to know the exact thing you order???
  • but he does
  • he’s just very attentive
  • boyfriend material is what you think but ignore that thought because like????? he’s your bff 
  • when you want to read he turns the radio off and insists you read to him
  • it’s quite adorable
  • you should be a lot more annoyed than you are about him constantly interrupting to ask in depth plot questions 
  • when you’re further away from big cities you beg peter to stop for a second and sit outside of the shitty rental car and stargaze with you
  • so you’re looking up at the stars and making up dumb names for random shapes you find
  • and you’re laughing and so is peter and you both just turn to look at each other at the same time and neither of you move
  • you can’t bring yourself to kiss him just yet 
  • he can’t do it either
  • so you reach over to hold his hand instead and he’s fine with that, too
  • you both just know at this point
  • so you get to disney and everyone assumes you’re a couple and neither of you really argue but you take really cute pictures together in front of cinderella’s castle and he finds spider-man mickey ears and wears them to be ironic because no one knows except you
  • it makes you roll your eyes but in an i-love-you-you-huge-fucking-nerd sort of way
  • you’re back on the road by one in the morning
  • only you’re both really tired so you stop for a sleep break
  • this time peter falls asleep first but it’s not a mistake when he winds up back in your arms because he sleeps well on the road like that
  • when you wake up he drives again 
  • you’re eating another s’mores pop-tart and it’s around eight o’clock in the evening and the sun is setting and end of the day by one direction comes on
  • you can’t help but scream the lyrics at the top of your lungs with the windows rolled down and the summer breeze flowing through your veins and he’s speeding down another road and you both can’t quit laughing and grinning and blushing and finally you look back at him
  • it’s just when you’re singing “you’re the one that i want at the day!” 
  • he kisses you
  • it’s quick because he’s driving and doesn’t want to crash the car
  • he ends up pulling over so he can kiss you again, this time better than the first because he’s been waiting for this and a one second press of your lips on his won’t suffice 
  • hands on the sides of your face as he smiles shyly at you and then leans in to kiss you again and again
  • you wind up making out on the road for an hour
  • nothing else except maybe some feeling up because you don’t want the first time you have sex with peter pretty boy parker to be in a car on the side of a road in a town you don’t know the name of
  • peter knows the name of the town because he wants to remember the place he kissed you for the first time 
  • aunt may wins her bet against herself
  • she’s very pleased 
  • peter really loves one direction now and ned teases him for it but oh well he’s gonna love harry styles until he dies ‘cause the man’s song was playing when he got his love to be his and like??? how can he not like them after such an event

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anonymous asked:

"Is that my shirt?" <3

“Is that my shirt?”

“Sorry?”

“I’m pretty sure that’s my shirt.”

Draco looked down. Sure enough, a disgusting muggle shirt covered his chest.

“Uh-”

“That’s hilarious. Malfoy, did you really mistake Harry’s clothes for your own?” Weasley grinned, his freckles practically popping out of his cheeks.

“That’s-!”

“Aw, he just wanted to be close to you, Potter.” Another eighth-year boy said near the lockers. They had all decided to get some Quidditch practice in. Draco somehow got caught up with them all. He was even enjoying himself, too, but obviously, things had gone sour.

“Cute.”

“Looks good on you, Malfoy.”

“Harry, wear his shirt. The guys in the common room will get a kick out of it.”

The whole room started laughing and overlapping with jokes at his expense. His fist tightened, but he forced his expression to remain calm. He tried his best to ignore the urge to look at Potter.

“Yeah, yeah. Go on and take the piss then.”

The boys were nearly done, gathering their bags and brooms. One passed by Draco and clapped him on the back.

“Highlight of the day, Malfoy. Keep it up.”

Draco glared at him, but he was already out the door. The rest followed. All except Potter, who stood diligently beside him.

“Problem, Potter?” Draco snapped.

Potter merely laughed. “You know you’re still wearing my shirt, don’t you?”

He blushed, quickly wrenching it off himself. He handed it to Potter, not making eye contact. He mumbled something under his breath before shoving it in Potter’s hands.

“What was that?”

“Sorry,” Draco said a bit louder, clenching his jaw a bit.

Potter remained still for a moment too long, forcing Draco to look at him. “What?” He demanded.

“Did you… Really not know it was my shirt?” Potter looked mildly amused, but mostly curious.

“No.”

“Why?”

“I… just wasn’t paying attention.” Draco quickly wrapped his fingers around his left wrist, turning away from him. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to find my-” He stopped short as Potter reached out and held his shirt in front of Draco’s face.

“… I’m not smelling it, Potter. It’s fine, anyways-”

Potter laughed. It twisted something in Draco’s stomach. “No. Wear it.”

“What?”

“You forgot your long sleeve, yeah? I know you thought the field would be empty.”

“I…” Draco stared at the garment, not sure how to proceed. “…What will you wear?”

“Your shirt.”

Draco flushed. “Excuse me?”

Potter grinned, shoving his shirt at him and quickly switching it for Draco’s. “Fair’s fair.”

“But they’ll-”

“Oh, let them talk.” Potter’s voice was a bit muffled as he shimmied the t-shirt on. “They’re all joking around, anyways. They don’t mean it… Mostly.”

Draco pursed his lips, feeling unsure. But before he could change his mind, Potter was already grabbing his bag and heading for the door.

“Wait, how did you know I thought the field would be empty?” He blurted out.

“Because I thought it would be, too… Well, empty except for one.” Potter turned quickly and winked, walking the rest of the way backward. The door closed behind him with a soft thud, leaving Draco with a loss for words and an incredibly soft shirt. Even if it was dastardly muggle.


Writer’s block again. Btw, Draco sends Harry a note in class that says he’s not giving back the shirt. Harry writes back that he’ll give him all the shirts he wants. And so on and so forth. They’re cute, but they’re so damn dorky.

Hogworts worst kept secret

I recon Remus being a werewolf would be the worst kept secret in hogworts… like when snape finds out the next evening at dinner he get up and tells the whole school.

Remus is terrified and looks about ready to be sick or pass out.

james and Sirius are ready to protect him .they both have there hands on there wands ready to let hexes start flying at anyone who dare try hurt there friend.

Peter watching not shore what to do. But working out how they would make an exit if need be.

The teachers held there breath ready to step in.

Then someone laughs.

“What Remus? Are Remus lupin? The Remus who is lovely to everyone and cried once because a dog was too cute? Funny one snape. Whatever next james turning into a goat?”

James didn’t miss a beat.“ahh no don’t be stupid I’m a stag actually ! Gosh !” Rolling his eyes dramatically.

Sirius grins “I’m actually a Great Dane, keep up!”

And it just becomes this huge joke.

Peter helps feed the rumours. Keeping the joke going.

“Ah the curtain has fallen down must be werewolf lupin ”

“Ahh thers no more chicken left must have been werewolf lupin ”

“ I haven’t got my homework werewolf lupin ate it”

“Ahh a animal has been found dead on the grounds must have been werewolf lupin ”

And Remus is like “ ….yea about that last one.”

It even got to a point where he got a new scar on his face. He had no explanation for how he got it and a sixth year laughed saying “ werewolf fight I see. Did you win "moonie”?“

And Remus would just laugh uncomfortably ” ahh yea"
And the sixth year high five’d him and wonder off no questions asked.

No one questioned the blatant Proof that started popping up because there lovely Remus lupin couldn’t be a werewolf .

Remus has never felt to confused but excepted in his life.

anonymous asked:

Hey! Love your blog. A question: out of all cockles panels (JIB & honcon) witch one do you think is the gayest?

This is such a tough question! 

Since we’ve gotten to see Jensen and Misha’s relationship develop over the course of about ten years, there are a lot of flavors of Gay to sort through! And it’s so hard to pick a favorite! 

JIB2: bABY GAY

Bad and awkward jokes, weird distance and stiffness, nervous fidgeting and adjusting, Jensen constantly reaching out for reassurance, basically “do you like me do you like me do you like me” on repeat, god he is so desperate, and a little possessive because it’s all just so new, Misha’s playing it cool but poking fun at Jensen is way too fun to pass up (he also does humor him quite a bit because, yeah, ok, he’s cute), tender, NEITHER ONE OF THEM KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING BUT THEY’RE CLEARLY SMITTEN

  • Onstage orgasm??? Jensen has NO idea what to do with his face let alone the uncomfortable boner he’s sporting? “Am I turned on? Am I afraid? What is happening?”
  • THIS WAS THE BRACELET YEAR! They got each other matching jewelry? It’s so sickeningly high school I just - god, they’re so small. So innocent. So gay. Look at Jensen’s really bad hat.

It’s sweet and hilarious and also painfully embarrassing. Actual footage of Jensen and Misha today looking back on JIB2:

JIB3: Tense gay

This was a weird one because it’s the first Cockles panel after the alleged breakup. It’s probably my least favorite because nothing really Gay happens, but I do have to talk about it a liiiitle. There’s some distance between them and some awkward fumbling, but Jensen is trying REALLY HARD TO PUSH THROUGH and he even puts his bracelet from JIB2 on again, he’s extremely masculine and a little cocky (it’s very hot), it’s one of the really rare moments when Jensen takes control of a situation and pilots with his stage persona? Lots of “just dudes being guys” moments. Misha slowly thaws out and the mood improves but they’re not quite at a strong level of comfort yet. Weird moment when they no homo away Destiel that drags on for way too long, almost overcompensating.

  • Noteworthy: “We get a tingly feeling when we hear it so we know it’s you.”

JIB4: playful, charged dork nerds exploring their relationship

Best possible improvement after JIB3. Soft friendship, lots of blushing and “ums,” real shy and tender and a lot of tension that sneaks out in laughter and bad eye contact, which promptly gives way to wild energy and close hovering, stuttering and big smiles and adjusting, awkward gestures, constantly making fun of each other, pulling on pigtails and clumsy teasing, a kind of self-consciousness runs through everything but they are sweet and steady and push each other past the discomfort, so much sexual tension

  • THE WHOLE RESUME BATTLE DEBACLE???? Will there ever be anything more iconic than this? Utterly ridiculous, the ultimate flirty pigtail pulling
  • Flowers??? Most gay.
  • Honestly so flamboyant and funny this is where they start to really get comfortable with each other and it only gets better from here

JIB5 is like…. honeymooning Married And In Love gay

SO VERY GIGGLY, really dumb gags, soooo smiley!!! it’s actually stupid!!!, bodies under extreme gravitational pull like seriously they are constantly moving into each others’ space, HIP CHECKS!!!, reminiscing onstage together, no blushing just chill and happy and playful and secure in each other and themselves, heart eyes to the extreme

mayday, mayday!!!! man down!!!!!!

other highlights include:

  • THE ONSTAGE KISS THAT WASN’T EVEN PART OF THE COCKLES PANEL
  • Actually, I forgot, there were TWO onstage kisses, the other one happened when Misha uninvited just hopped up on the stage with Jensen and kissed him right on the cheek
  • It was so gay that I actually wrote a fic about it
  • This has nothing to do with anything but they both look so good. Jensen’s hair and Misha’s shirt (the color!!!) and he’s tan and they color coordinate and they’re so happy and ugh I just love it. One of the most aesthetically pleasing panels even if Mish is a string bean

JIB6: Ultimate Soft Dad gay

Comfort, easiness, not extraordinarily Gay™ but clear love there. Very family oriented with a hint of dirtiness? They keep the romance alive but their lives are so much richer and fuller and they’ve come together over it, you know what I’m just going to start listing things you’ll get the idea

  • “My friend and protector”
  • “Save it for when we take our pants off” *Jensen reaches for his belt*
  • bulldozing and steamrolling over one another, Jensen flat out ignoring Misha for several minutes to talk about his own thing, much to Misha’s annoyance
  • they literally go on for 15 minutes unprovoked in their own little world before realizing that they should probably take questions, “i think this is just two idiots up here talking”
  • big laughs big laughs everything is hilarious jensen is such a disaster
  • touching <333
  • drinking “apple juice” with their faces on their knees side by side
  • tum tum tum tum tu mtu tmutmtut mmm m SHOWIN’ OFF THE DAD BOD. JEN IS WELL FED AND GLOWING.
    • Misha: “In one slight flip of the wrist, you just sold out Jus in Bello 2016”
  • Misha leans in and smells Jensen’s armpit and Jensen just stands still? and lets him? what kind of weird domestic bullshit…….
  • “Jensen doesn’t have any annoying qualities”
  • Riding innuendos
  • some actually really great JMDV content
  • Dad talk! Talking about kids and poop! Together!
  • Dad dancing, I’m cringing, I’m upset

JIB7: settled down, quiet but steady gay

A Good Mood, composed but really no fucks given, the throes of sexual passion have left them behind to be replaced by soft introductions and quiet comfort in each others’ space, overflowing compliments but also constant poking fun at each other, reading each others’ minds, silent communication, in sync and slowly getting closer and closer together, sass, innuendos like you would NOT BELIEVE and from MINUTE ONE, but then they also get excited talking about…. phone plans and saving money, commiserating about being old and bitter together, rambling, oh no, much more chill than last year

  • Misha’s full bodied laughter, kicks his actual feet up in the air so we see the bottoms of his shoes
  • Guitar playing :(
  • Both influence and When Harry Met Sally making… a comeback
  • Jensen swearing more than once, two F-bombs
  • “I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO MINUTES”

JIB8: a disaster, chaotic gay, objectively PEAK Gay

y’all. listen. wild ride from start to finish. just watch it.

HonCon 2017: I don’t even know what this is

it literally just happened so bear with me if this is incoherent but we got about 40 minutes - not even a full hour!! - in which Jensen Ackles told the story of when he first realized he was in love with Misha Collins while wearing matching shirts that he bought for the two of them and it’s so……… unbelievable. i honestly don’t have enough critical emotional distance at this point to rate this in comparison to other cockles panels but i know without a doubt that this moment will go down in my book as one of the absolute best ones


So how is one expected to choose!!! They are all gay and all terrible!!!! We’ve gotten to see an entire spectrum of relationship development, from crush to starting over to securely together to honeymooned to new dads to Old Dads. It’s incredibly rewarding and all you have to do is pick out your favorite stage of the relationship to get your best answer.

Of all of these though, I have to say that JIB4 and JIB8 are probably my favorites, with JIB5 and JIB6 also being a very strong contenders. I like the panels that show off Jensen and Misha’s friendship first, the moments where they can really let loose and just be silly with each other without reservations, whatever form that takes. I live for that.

SORRY I DIDN’T REALLY ANSWER YOUR QUESTION AND I DEFINITELY WENT ON SEVERAL TANGENTS OH WELL

Dating Ethan Might Include

Originally posted by totallynormalmaggie

(( gif not mine ))

DATING THIS COLOUR MIGHT INCLUDE:

  • yelling
  • always
  • empty insults
  • always
  • empty threats as well
  • “I will put toothpaste in your fucking pizza.”
  • yelling at Tyler when he picks on you
  • “TYLER BUZZ OFF”
  • “NO DON’T SIDE WITH HIM!”
  • teaming up on Ethan
  • cute protective Ethan
  • always
  • arm around you somewhere
  • proud af of you
  • gaming together
  • you watching him game
  • just to fuck with him
  • because you know it distracts him
  • he just keeps giggling
  • “I’mmmm Ethan, and I’m still going through puberty.”
  • “I’mmmm Ethan, and I don’t pass off as twenty.”
  • with the whole gang, that’s how you taunt him
  • tbh you all do it to each other regardless
  • will take every chance to kiss your face
  • even if he dies trying
  • cuddling is hard fam
  • he’s so squirmy and giggly wtf
  • “Go stand over there for a sec…”
  • “No, fuck you.”
  • hugs always accepted
  • “SQUARE UP”
  • cute nicknames from inside jokes
  • violent nicknames from inside jokes
  • using Mark to pull intense pranks on him

(A/n): heyyyy hey heyy I’mmmmm august and I want to die

I’mmmmm august and I procrastinate too much

I’mmmmmmmm august and I might post a story later tonight

His Love

Originally posted by princesdianas

Clark Kent x Reader

Request:Can I request an imagine where Clark meets his soulmate and then they’ve been together a long time and everyone just kinda admires their relationship and thinks it’s really cute and stuff how much they love each other and act cheesy with each other but are different to everyone else? Thanks

Word Count: 2091


She knew it was soon before she would meet him, her clock slowly ticked down to zero as she walked. Her apartment was just a block away when someone ran passed her and snatched her purse from her shoulder causing her to fall forward to the ground. Quickly getting up and running after the man, he was far too ahead of for her to catch up. Slowing down her pace as she came to a stop in the middle of the sidewalk, she let out a huff; there was no way for her to get her purse back since there was no one else on the streets but her.

Turning around to go to her apartment, she heard a swooshing noise behind her, “Excuse me, ma’am?” She heard from behind her.

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