he's terrible face wise

  • Annie: How long have you been with Bertholdt?
  • Reiner: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get – why would – I’ve never been with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity, Bert is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how - how - do I know, frankly, that you’re not with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Check AND mate.
  • george washington: how long have you been sleeping with jefferson?
  • alexander hamilton: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get– why would– i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. it's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, jefferson is my enemy, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how- how- do i know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? check and mate.
  • Ron: how long have you been sleeping with Malfoy?
  • Harry: what? That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... Why would I... I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your... You have... the nerve, the audacity... Draco is my enemy, technically, and he is... terrible, face-wise. And... and how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are, maybe you are trying to throw me off. CHECK AND MATE.
  • Genji: How long have you been sleeping with Jesse?
  • Hanzo: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Jesse is my teammate, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
incorrect gotham quotes
  • babs: so how long have you been in love with ed?
  • oswald: WHAT??? i don't even get--why would--i've never been in love with anyone, ever. it's none of your--the NERVE! the AUDACITY! ed is my chief of staff, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how do i know, frankly, that you're not in love with him? hmmm? check and mate.
Prisoner of Azkaban
  • harry: so i've heard you went to school with my dad and sirius black?
  • remus: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never been to school with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Sirius is a criminal, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you didn't went to school him? Maybe you did. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Percy: Hello Oliver. How long have you been sleeping with Flint?
  • Oliver: *sputtering* That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Flint is my rival, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

Director: How long have you been sleeping with Kravitz?
Taako: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Kravitz is death incarnate, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.

  • Bella: How long have you been sleeping with the mudblood?
  • Andromeda: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Ted is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmmm, check and mate.
  • <p> <b>Boo boo:</b> For how long have you been in love with Zeke?<p/><b>Shao:</b> That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get - why would - I've never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity - Zeke is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how - how do I know, frankly, that you're not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm, check and mate.<p/></p>
  • Kuroko: How long have you been sleeping with Takao-kun?
  • Midorima: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your… you have the nerve, the audacity… Takao is my partner, technically, and he is terrible, face-wise. And how… how… do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate! This is an outrage! Who do I call?

rose to lukas: how long have u been sleeping with philip

lukas: that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get– why would– i’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. it’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, i don’t know philip, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how- how- do i know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? hmmm check and mate.

  • Coach Q: So, Jonny, how long have you been sleeping with Patrick?
  • Jonny: What?! That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get--why would--I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your--you have--the nerve, the audacity. Patrick is my teammate, technically. And he's terrible, face wise. And how--how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hm? Check and mate.

Apollo: How long have you been sleeping with Nico?

Will: That is disgusting and wrong. I don’t even get - why would… I - I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have the nerve, the audacity. Nico is my friend, technically, and he is terrible, face-wise, and how - how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off! Hmmm. Check and mate.

  • Pansy: How long have you been sleeping with the Dark Lord?
  • Bellatrix: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. He is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm, check and mate!
  • Krillin: How long have you been sleeping with the Saiyan Prince?
  • Bulma: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. He is my enemy, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm? That's right, check and mate!
  • Jonas: So, how long have you been sleeping with Even?
  • Isak: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Isak is my group partner, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.
  • Katsuki: How long have you been sleeping with Viktor?
  • Plisetsky: What? That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get... Why would... I- I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your... You have the nerve, the audacity. Viktor is my friend. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how... How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm. Check and mate. This is an outrage! Who do I call.
  • gansey: do you like adam
  • ronan: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Adam is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Quill: How long have you been sleeping with Chalrie?
  • Matteusz: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Charlie is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.