Oh hey look: Magic Brian Headcanons???
-droopy eye lids; always look like he’s either trying too hard or is half asleep
-work clothes? Watch him get all up on that fancy shit. He will murder a man for those Pravda shoes.
-overdramatizes E V E R Y T H I N G (i.e. his death)
-he named that big old arachnid Bryan. You bet your sweet ass he named his wand(?)/magical conductor Breyean (literally just another way to spell Brian but with the literal word “eye” in the middle)
-ya boy keeps a trim figure and looks like a prude but he will get all up on those hot wings and walk outta Fantasy Buffalo Wild Wings with that red sauce all over his face.
-was literally gonna marry Garfield the Deals Warlock.