he's such a shit oh my god

anonymous asked:

yuuri going for a run during a winter morning. ironically slipping on a tiny patch of ice at the top of some concrete steps and somersaulting down the whole way. it's like five in the morning, so everyone else is snoozing. also his phone breaks on the way down.

HOLY SHIT. OOH MY GOD. OHHHHH MY GOD. THIS IS TOO GOOD. i absolutely love this trope. holy shit. you hit the nail on the head with this one oh my god

  • imagined if it happened in russia?? where everything is unfamiliar to yuuri???
  • it’s very, very early and there aren’t hardly any people out yet. 

  • viktor is still sleeping back at the apartment. yuuri just wants to go for a run, like he’s done many times. 

  • he doesn’t wake viktor up or leave a note to tell him he’s leaving or where he’s going, because he’ll be back in half an hour anyway. viktor’s tired from training and coaching and yuuri wants to let him sleep.

  • it’s a long set of stairs in a secluded area.

  • he doesn’t even see the ice. his foot hits it and he has absolutely no hope of stopping the momentum that throws him down the steps head first. 

  • the fall is a complete blur. something cracks, but he doesn’t know what.

  • when he comes to a stop at the bottom, in a terribly mangled heap, the air’s been completely knocked from his lungs. he can’t breathe and he can’t move

  • it takes a long time until he can take little hitching gasps of air.

  • when he does, the pain hits, and it hits hard. it hits everywhere. for a while he can’t even pinpoints the places he was injured, but gradually the pain moves into localized areas. 

  • it starts in his shoulder first. something is definitely very wrong there, but he doesn’t want to move it to find out what. there’s a place on his shin that’s in absolute agony, and something feels like it’s digging into his side. there are other places that hurt, too, but he can’t tell if he’s very injured or if they’re just scrapes and bruises, because he’s sure he has a lot of those.

  • his head also hurts, but it’s a dull pain.

  • he’s panicking. he’s lying at the bottom of a staircase in st. petersburg, a good few kilometers from viktor, and it’s 5 am so there are no people around and he can’t get up. 

  • he’s terrified to move because he knows he’s injured badly, but he doesn’t know how badly. he knows something is very, very wrong, and he can’t work up the nerve to try to assess the injuries.

  • he lies there for a long, long time, trying to keep from hyperventilating. he’s definitely crying. 

  • by the time he works up the courage to pull his uninjured arm from underneath him, he’s shaking from head to toe and the pain hasn’t faded at all. 

  • he very, very carefully pulls his phone from his pocket, a huge feeling of relief building in his chest.

  • but then his phone won’t turn on. it’s completely dead. yuuri is filled with sheer, icy terror.
  • that’s also when he notices the blood leaking out from under his head.
this is all i’m going to be thinking about for days. bless you, thank you

anonymous asked:

Once I did the math for a section of my lab and I handed it to my team to check over and this jerk perfectionist glared at my paper for a few seconds before pushing it back to me and spending the next 30 minutes working through it himself. and getting the same answer. with the same amount of work shown. and we couldn't move on until we "finished" that section so he held up our entire freaking group for 30 minutes

oh my god i would’ve gotten so annoyed

anonymous asked:

oKAY POLY MAKNAE LINE IS MY SHIT S O LIKe after the coming of age thing w/ seungkwan he notices that vernon and chan are still :( bc they miss him and seungkwan would 100% set aside as much time as possible for them bc he loves his little babies more than you can imagine so one minute he's being this power bottom w/ the older boys and the next he's in a blanket burrito w/ chan and vernon and feeding them candy and making sure they both know how much he loves them and fuCK ME UP (smol sin anon)

OH GOD IM WEEPING THIS IS TOO MUCH

anonymous asked:

i love your lawlu posts and i'd like to add: imagine garp meeting law after he and luffy start dating. imagine the chaos.

thank you so much ;___; <3 

oh my god don’t even…i read a fic of garp fucking raging at sengoku back at navy headquarters when he finds out and it was my life tbh

law sits down to talk with garp but luffy doesn’t give a single shit he’s just like GRAMPS HOLY SHIT and law’s sitting there like i sure fucking hope i don’t die as he and garp just stare at each other for eternity before garp snaps and tries to fucking body law over the table and law’s hastily shambling stuff to try and get away

the most awkward family reunion ever

aubrobrewhaha  asked:

Cyber driver's dialogue had me DYING 😂 Also how in HQ, Wrench's audio description says he has a "dark mysterious past" and is good because he "gets shit done"? TOTALLY 707! And his outfit at Swelter Skelter?? Saeyoung would rock 👏 that 👏 wear 👏

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT!!!! and remember that cut scene where wrench HUGS his laptop and is like “he didnt mean that” ITS SO SEVEN IM DYING

5

au | during a rough landing, Superman accidentally hits Stiles’ jeep and Stiles fangirls a little too much.

Holy shit Scott, I just met Superman. THE SUPERMAN, are you listening to me??
HE EVEN OFFERED TO PAY FOR THE JEEP’S DAMAGES, oh my GOD I think I’m a little in love right now.

MOVE REGGIE I CAN SEE MIYAMOTO PLAYING ZELDA BACK THERE YOU CAN’T HIDE NOTHING

HOLY SHIT IT’S BIG

THERE’S A LINE WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA AND IT CALLS ME

OH SHIT HE’S LOOKIN AT ZELDA

ZELLLLDAAA OH MY GOD

um okay not the best time to bathe Zelda

NO DON’T CRY WHO DID THIS TO YOU I WILL FUCK THEM UP

…………..no thanks

GUESS WHO’S BACK AN BETTER THAN EVER

DIAGNOSIS: SHIT THERE GOES MY MONEY

pray for melania tbh.  just sugaring, minding her own damn business, waiting for trump to die, and then not only does he drag her into his fucking presidential campaign, but he WINS, and now this POOR WOMAN who is PUTTING UP with this ABSOLUTE sack of shit for $$$$ has gotten ROPED into being the FUCKING FIRST LADY, oh my god.  being the first lady is like this whole huge job and it b l o w s and like, she just wants to take her xanax and get paid, i feel terrible for her.  can you even imagine

A lot of these posts “””defending””” Molly Hooper after that last episode are really rubbing me up the wrong way, because I swear NONE of y’all have given a single shit about Molly until now. I’ve had to endure 3 years of people saying it’s “pathetic” that Molly slapped Sherlock because he “didn’t return her feelings” (WHICH IS NOT WHY SHE HIT HIM OH MY GOD), and I’ve had to listen to people say her silly crush on Sherlock is embarrassing or that she needs to grow up and move on. Even when she’s been praised, she hasn’t been praised as an engaging and interesting character, as the sweet, kind and intelligent young pathologist she is, she’s been praised because she allegedly serves as a prop to further a relationship between two gay men. Which - guess what guys, IS NOT PROGRESSIVE. 

But oh, now that her feelings have finally been vindicated, now suddenly it’s poor Molly and Molly deserves better. But listen. I’m the first person to say that Sherlock’s got major problems with writing women. Ask me about Mary’s fridging sometime. And yes, I wish to God Molly had more screentime, but this idea that her final scene is about glamorising abusive relationships or that Molly was nothing but a prop is killing me.

Do you know what I saw when I watched that scene with Eurus and Molly?

I saw a character who had undergone tremendous growth over the past four seasons. Originally intended as a one-off, but so spellbindingly brought to life by Loo Brealey that she was made a non-canon recurring character, Molly has grown from timid, mousy and submissive to a woman more than willing to stand up for herself, whose kindness is her strength and whose love was the undoing of Moriarty. She’s smart - she’s the literal embodiment of medical and pathological knowledge in Sherlock’s mind palace. She proved you can be soft and strong, that vulnerability doesn’t have to mean weakness, and that you can stand up to someone and demand better treatment in a gentle voice. 

And, God forbid, she’s also in love with a man. But she’s never been given the opportunity to say so. Her feelings, which have been a strength and a weakness, are visible enough to us and everyone in the show, but she’s never said it out loud. 

Now, truth in fiction is a rare substance. It always takes a tremendous amount of pressure for two people to be completely honest with each other, especially if that truth concerns feelings of love. The question, “what will it take to make Molly tell Sherlock she loves him?” is answered in this scene. And the answer is: Sherlock needs to say I love you first. 

And do you know who was in control in that scene? Molly. Every single step of the way. At any moment she could have told Sherlock to stick it up his arse and hung up. There would have been no repercussions for her. Sherlock tries in myriad ways to get an I love you and she blocks him every time, says “leave me alone,” tells him she won’t let him make fun of her, tells him she’s not an experiment. She hasn’t been treated well by Sherlock and John this season, is still grieving over Mary, is probably suffering depression, and she’s sick of Sherlock’s nonsense. She’s willing to help if it’s urgent, but she’s done playing games. 

She tells him she can’t say it because it’s true. It’s always been true. She’s always loved him. Do you have any idea how long we’ve waited for her feelings to be validated? At last, no, it’s not a stupid girlish crush, it’s not infatuation, it’s a beautiful, selfless love that she cherishes for him. She loves this man. She saved his life. She stood up to him. She refused to tolerate shabby treatment from him. She was happy to be his friend. She moved on and found a new man, but when Sherlock came back, she had to be honest with herself, and she decided it would be better to be alone than marry a man she doesn’t really love. She is so brave, and so selfless, and she’s never once made her feelings his problem. That’s why she begs him - don’t make me say it because it’s true, it’s always been true.  

And then, still feeling like this must be a game somehow, she challenges him to say it first. Go on. If you want me to make a fool of myself, then you have to go first. I’m not jumping until you do. Molly can see through him; he can’t manipulate her like he did in S1. She’s not that person anymore. And he’s not that person anymore, either. Eurus didn’t rig Molly’s flat with explosives, and Sherlock didn’t win when he supposedly saved her life, because it wasn’t about that. It was about torturing Sherlock emotionally, and where once he manipulated her without a second thought, hurting Molly now is like vivisection to him. Eurus - Molly - both get him to admit “I love you” - twice. Once, because he was trying to save her life - the second time because he realised it was true. As a friend, or something more, who even cares, he loves her and he realises just how much. 

And still, Molly is in control. She can hang up, if she wants. She contemplates it. But then, almost kissing the phone, perhaps having recognised the note of sincerity in his voice, she whispers, I love you.

Too often an unrequited crush ends when a character suddenly finds a new man or woman, falls in love, and gets over their old feelings, and has a happily ever after with this random new person. But I’ve always found that maddeningly dissatisfying, and even though it comes from horrific circumstances, I’m so glad that Molly’s feelings were validated, not because Sherlock returned them, but simply because those feelings are hers, and they are real, they’ve always been real, and it hurts, god it hurts, but at least she was able to be honest. The cut has been made, the truth is revealed, and now she can begin to heal. She doesn’t have to keep those words festering inside her. Molly loves Sherlock, and it took him telling her he loved her to admit that. 

And Sherlock’s a wreck afterwards. He caresses those words “I love you” and thinks about how he always believed caring was not an advantage. He thinks about selfless, kind Molly Hooper, who had always loved him, and saved him, whose love was her strength, whose love was doomed, who would not suppress or deny her feelings, but merely kept them to herself to spare him discomfort and then - 

He thinks about Molly in that coffin. He thinks about losing her. He thinks about what he’s just said to her. He thinks of how he’s hurt her.

No.

He loses control. Always, he’s pretended to be pure intellect, has always clung to rationality, but in this moment he is nothing but emotion. Rage, pain, fear, sadness, needing to destroy this coffin, smashing it to pieces, screaming in agony because of how much he feels for this woman. 

Molly loves Sherlock. We’ve known for a long time. And I truly feel that Molly being allowed to own those feelings, because they are hers, regardless of whether they are reciprocated or not, is far more powerful than sweeping them under the rug and pretending they never existed or that she got over them just fine. This is how she feels, and no she won’t tolerate poor treatment because of them, and no she won’t put up with him playing games, but yes - she will be there when he needs her, because that’s just who she is. 

Victor: *does something extremely romantic and intimate with Yuri, kisses him, helps him become more confident, treats him like a prince and Yuri says that he loves him several times included on a live broadcast*

Random people: Woah, no, Victor is clearly just a friend and is totally straight for Yuri! iT’S BROMANCE! IT’S NOT EVEN LABELED AS YAOI! ALL OF IT IS PURE FANSERVICE CAN’T YOU SEE? THey didn’t even show the kiss!

Sara: *compliments Yuri like a normal polite human being*

Same people: OH MY GOD!!! hOLY SHIT!!! SARA X YURI! THEY’RE TOTALLY IN LOVE! SHE’S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM! OMG SEE HOW SHE SAYS… *holds breath* “HI”??? HOLY FUCK

Me:

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Can we talk about how Kubo-sensei already said that she’s done with heterosexual romance stories because there’s a lot of it? How Yuri just says that he isn’t familiar with any of the skaters there? Or how Sara is worried of her brother being too clingy to her and not skating properly without her presence? Can we?  Thanks.

werewolf mcswearwolf
  • so Remus curses like a fucking sailor
  • he tried to censor himself for a hot minute first year and then he met James, Sirius and Peter
  • and man, do those boys make him swear from hell to high water
  • but i mean come on we know it’s mostly Sirius
  • so anyway, Remus finds it really amusing that people think he’s the ‘innocent’ one
  • and one of his favorite past times is abusing this fact 
  • wether it’s studying with Lily
  • “Merlin’s bloody fucking tit”
  • “REMUS”
  • Or in class with McGonagall
  • “Oh my fucking god”
  • “Mr. Potter, see me after class”
  • anyway fifth year rolls around and Remus is loading his trunk onto the Hogwarts Express and drops it on his foot
  • “fucking shIT FUCK
  • “Moony! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!”
  • and Remus turns around and there’s Sirius, looking for all the world as if he’s just been deeply offended
  • Remus just rolls his eyes and drags his idiot ass onto the train
  • and for the first couple of days into the term, everytime Remus swears Sirius charms his mouth to be cleaned out with soap
  • which happened a shit ton bc my lord did these two spend all their time together
  • thankfully it only lasted a few days
  • so the following weekend Remus returns to the dorm from the shack
  • now despite the fact that they’ve been living with a werewolf for almost five years, the boys still forget that Remus has excellent hearing
  • and just as he’s about to enter he hears James and Sirius talking about him
  • James is trying to coax Sirius into admitting why the fuck Remus has had bubbles coming out of his mouth for the past couple of days
  • “I just can’t help it, Prongs, Remus swearing is so fucking hot.
  • and Remus just stands there, eyes wide and blushing lightly at first 
  • before all of that is wiped away suddenly by a huge smirk
  • so the next day in Charms, James and Sirius are sitting at one table while Remus and Peter are sharing the one next to them
  • and in the middle of the lesson, Remus raises his hand
  • Sirius pays no mind bc Remus is capable of being a fucking dork at times
  • and when Remus is called on, he just lets out a whole string of curses
  • “Professor, pardon my french, but why the fuck can we conjure water but not food? Seems pretty bloody stupid if you ask me.”
  • and everyone’s just staring at Remus bc who the fuck is this guy
  • poor Flitwick, shocked into silence, is barely able to squeak out “McGonagall” “office” “now”
  • grinning cheekily, Remus gets up, grabs his stuff, and throws a wink at Sirius
  • and that my children is the day Sirius finally dragged Remus into a broom cupboard and snogged his brains out 
  • the end 
things my friend’s new boyfriend said about her the first time i ever met him
  • “i am an old man lost [deep sigh] in the sea of love.” (he is 21)
  • (she shows off a new dress she just bought that is covered in butterflies and is prancing around the apartment) “i never thought i could like butterflies so much in my life. can i…can i please give you a kiss on the cheek? please?” (kisses her on the cheek with a resounding MWAH sound) “magnificent.”
  • “three years in texas? too much.” (emphatically points to her) “the fourth year? totally worth it.”
  • “so, i hate social media, like getting caught up in these filtered lives and shit, but with her? i just wanna take pictures of her all the time, man, and post them all over the place.”
  • he also kept whispering “oh my god” and “wow” under his breath while staring at her while she was talking to me about random stuff
Yurio vs Ice
  • Level 1 Yurio vs Agape: UFGH I'M SO MAD How dAAre Viktor give me this Agape shIT AUGUHHH
  • Level 2 Yurio vs Agape: I'M SO FCKING PISSED AT MY FCKING DADS PDA'ING ALL OVER THE PLACE GET A FCKING ROOM G O D ALSO W H ERE THE FUCK IS MY GRAMPS AAAAAAAAAA
  • Level 3 Yurio vs Allegro Appassionato: FUCKING JJ FUCK FU KC FUCK AAAAAA FUCKING JJ GFKJGHJKGFH
  • Level 4 Yurio vs Agape: ......THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??
  • Level 5 Yurio vs Allegro Appassionato: YURI KATSUKI I AM SO GODDAMN MAD AT YOU HOW D ARE YOU FCKING RETIRE ON ME YOU SHIT
  • viktor last GPF: yuri u gotta improve ur jumps
  • viktor's mind: holy heck man there's that japanese boy who got 6th and is named yuuri oh my god i hope he turns around because i said yuri oh my god
  • yuuri: *turns around*
  • viktor's brain: holy shit 911 my brain has stopped working