he's such a little shit but i love him so much

Little reminder that Jaal is canonically in his mid-twenties and holy shit I dunno that knowledge changed him so much for me because he’s such an old soul and I also want to wring his neck and be like “STOP HAVING SUCH A LOW OPINION OF YOURSELF”

Like he’s so young but literally every angara knows him and loves him and he’s a high-ranking lieutenant in the Resistance who works personally with Evfra

Jaal is perfect FIGHT ME

i desperately want a mchanzo fic where hanzo is the forward one and jesse is just trying desperately to hide his boner the whole time and just figures he’s being messed with because listen

listen

as much as i love stoic hanzo you KNOW hes a little shit just like his brother, he just hides it better

doublepoints if hanzo only hits on him when nobody else is around so literally nobody believes mccree when he tells them about it

  • i can totally see him BECOMING giant rather than being born giant
  • suddenly hes TALL and he utterly loves it hes just BIG and its all EXCITING so he yell
  • he definitely doesn’t mean to break stuff but lets be real here, he totally accidentally destroys a ton of stuff because look at how much this dude flails around currently, that wouldn't stop if he was a giant. he doesn’t mean to break shit, but he does
  • he’d probably wind up moving someplace kinda isolated so he doesn’t hurt anyone on accident
  • although don’t think he’d be a ~secret~ giant, because he’s so excitable he’d definitely tell all his friends and everyone he knows “LOOK AT HOW TALL I GOT ISN’T THIS AWESOME”
  • because he left pretty quickly to make sure he didn’t hurt anyone, he hasn’t really interacted with normal sized people much
  • so of course if he meets one he’d flip
  • “oh my gosh!!! yer so little!!! can i hold you yer so cute oh my gooood”
  • *scoops up smol without warning and fidgets with their arms nd generally coos over them bc “holy shit you’re so small”*
  • he probably gets lonely so if a smol does come across them he’d try all he can (nicely) to get them to hang around longer
  • he’d be p careful when handling normal sized people, but he’d also occasionally get excited and move too fast/pick em up without warning/ drop them into pockets before asking/etc
  • “In today’s news, there has been a suspicious robbery at a nearby hair dye factory. The only type of hair dye taken is neon green, and there are reports that more dye was stolen from similar factories across the country. Why someone needs this many tons of hair dye, we don’t know, but they probably look fabulous.”

anonymous asked:

What if Saruhiko secretly had a pet snake, and one day one of the alphabet boys notice a little head peeking out of his collar, and it turns out Saruhiko walks around with a white corn snake wrapped around his arm. Cue the boys wanting to pet it and Saruhiko being all protective of his precious snake friend. What if Misaki knew?

I forgot I had this ask when I answered the one with the vet!AU a couple weeks back, Fushimi had a precious baby snake there too XD Maybe he rescues this one from an owner who’s a Strain, Fushimi has no real intention of keeping the snake but like all animals it is instantly attracted to him. Fushimi’s initially just trying to get it to go back in its cage so he can hand it over to animal control or whatever but instead the snake slips inside his sleeve and wraps itself around his wrist all warm and cuddly. Fushimi glares and starts to pull it off when the snake looks up at him with the saddest little snakey eyes ever and Fushimi just sighs and figures well, as long as it’s not bugging him he can just transport the snake back to headquarters this way and then find some way to get it to another owner. Instead he finds himself taking care of the snake, telling himself that of course he’s not going to keep it, he doesn’t want a pet and it’s not like he can take care of one anyway. Say this is post-ROK and Fushimi’s been slowly working through his issues and that’s part of what ends up getting him to accept that he’s keeping the snake, like here’s another step towards recovery – trying to take care of something else, holding something precious and getting himself to believe that he’s not going to fuck up and kill it. Fushimi ends up doing all this online research about snakes and soon he’s set up his dorm as the perfect snake paradise, his snake has a nice cage and a heat lamp and everything though its very favorite place to curl up is around Fushimi’s wrist. Fushimi ends up even removing the hidden knives from that wrist because he’s afraid of hurting his snake, he finds it oddly soothing to have the snake there with him at all times, being so totally content and trusting with him.

Fushimi doesn’t tell anyone about his snake except maybe Munakata, since he figures he’ll need permission to keep a pet on Scepter 4 grounds and he doesn’t want to get attached to something only to have to give it away. Munakata doesn’t mind at all of course, in fact he’s very pleased and a little charmed by the fact that Fushimi-kun has found something to love. Fushimi grimaces and claims that he doesn’t love the snake he just doesn’t want to be bothered finding a home for it but of course Munakata can see that Fushimi totally loves his new snake friend. Even Munakata doesn’t know that the snake spends all its time around Fushimi’s wrist, he kinda suspects (since Fushimi noticeably doesn’t use the knives in his left sleeve anymore) but he doesn’t say anything, only smiles cryptically every time he sees Fushimi reaching a hand inside his left sleeve and patting something inside. The alphabet boys find out one day when Fushimi’s berating Doumyouji about an unfinished report and suddenly this tiny head pokes its way out of his sleeve. Doumyouji flails for a moment thinking that Fushimi-san is so scary he can summon snakes and Fushimi facepalms and mumbles that it’s his…pet. The other alphabet boys are like wait you have a pet and soon everyone’s crowded around wanting to look at the snake. Fushimi finds himself being very protective of his snake, he glares at everyone and tells them to stop crowding, it’s just a snake, but of course he’s really just worried that all this fuss will upset his snake. The others think it’s really cute, like Hidaka and Akiyama exchange this smile because they both realize what this behavior means for Fushimi’s general recovery more than anything and they’re both really happy that Fushimi’s found something to protect and care about for no reason other than because he wants to.

Yata would probably think it’s awesome, like Fushimi meets him for drinks one evening and as they’re hanging out at a bar together Yata suddenly spots something small and white sliding out of Fushimi’s sleeve. For a moment Yata thinks someone slipped a poisonous snake in and dives forward, thinking Fushimi’s about to get bitten by this random snake someone released inside the bar, and Fushimi immediately intercepts Yata in order to save his snake. Yata’s all confused until Fushimi finally kinda looks away with a slightly red face as he mutters at Yata to stop causing a scene, it’s just his pet. Yata’s confused for a moment and then he just gets this big smile because aw Saruhiko has a pet. I think he’d be really happy for the same reason as the alphabet squad, Fushimi reaching a point where he wants to care for something all on his own is big step (especially if this is a scenario where Fushimi actually reached the point that he was able to explain the anthill incident to Yata and now Yata knows exactly what a big deal it is for Fushimi to willingly get a pet for himself). I think Yata would find the snake kinda cool and especially the way Fushimi carries it on his wrist all the time, Yata’s probably trying to convince the snake to wrap around his wrist and is a little disappointed when it just curls all comfortably inside Fushimi’s sleeve and stays there.

I'm not gonna get too deep into it but in 11th grade my fashion class I had an IRL Stan war with some new freshman fag who was like fuck Beyoncé it's all about lady Gaga and we legit were having a full on argument about the two women and I was team Beyoncé at this point in time even tho I was Gaga 4 life. It was a gigantic mess and this kid I remember dyed his hair red and everyone called him Rihanna and he would put on concealor and blush in the cafeteria and everyone would gag I learned to love him Bc he was so much. He would wear little baby heels and shit too LNDAOOO

@kaxpha for the Lost Lance!AU

I have a whole shit ton of headcannons about Blue and Lance for this AU and I honestly don’t know how much will match with what you already have so I’m going to put it under a cut.

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@wearepaladin

So before I sound like an ungrateful little shit:

Thank you so much for displaying the first one on your blog. It still means a lot to me that you did. I was so shocked you liked it enough to show to other people.

But like I will actually die if I have to look at the original one more time, please forgive me. Every time I see it I just think about how much you probably want to replace it but didn’t want to hurt my feelings.

AND LISTEN. My dude, if you do not want to display my art at all that is FINE. That is cool beans 100% okie dokie artichokie. For starters I did the original way before the collective was even a thing, and you MAY in fact wanna put up something more related to Tarek, or! You may just! Not want to show mine at all and that’s completely absolutely fuckin fine like no questions asked no problem!!

But if you do decide to use my art as a banner anyway pls take this one I am begging you my anxiety is killing me

headcanon: when chirrut and baze were organising their wedding chirrut refused to send out invitations because, and i quote “ the Force will let guests know where to go” and so baze got all the invites done and sent out and it was the wedding of the century and chirrut would not shut up about how the force had ordained it to be perfect until baze said i sent out the kriffing invites not the Force and chirrut just smiled his shit-eating smile and stroked baze’s face and said the force told me you would and baze hates this motherfucker so much he wants to spent the rest of his life telling him what a shit he is

cause of death: au fics where lance spends months gushing to shiro about this beautiful emo boy he’s stupidly pining over, only for keith to show up one day and start talking with shiro like it’s no big deal, and lance is really confused over how they know each other only for it to suddenly dawn on him that kEITH IS SHIRO’S BROTHER AND HOLY SHIT HE’S JUST SPENT THE PAST 6 MONTHS CONSISTENTLY RANTING TO  SHIRO  ABOUT HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO HOLD HANDS AND MAKE OUT WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER RIP HIS SOUL

just so many rogue one emotions, spoilers ahead:

  • i thought being spoiled would mean i’d be prepared but NO. cried my way out the cinema. thanks disney.
  • ppl calling jyn unemotional and detached and like???!? she puts herself in very immediate danger to save a little girl and probably feels so much all the time she eventually shuts down cause SAME
  • cassian andor is every sexy girl love interest that’s been in the shit so much longer than the chosen one and is capable and dangerous and so emotionally closed off she should honestly not grow attached to one person so quickly but goddamn he didn’t even feel her steal his blaster 
  • welcome home JUST FUCKING DESTROY ME 
  • poe dameron always wanted a pet robot cause cassian andor had a pet robot
  • …what is saw’s deal i want a mini-series about him and the fact that the rebel alliance considers him an extremist though he was the one trying to protect a baby girl from being a pawn
  • baze no longer believed in the force but he sure as hell believed in chirrut and i want to cry
  • baze is actually 25 
  • living around chirrut ages a person
  • bodhi’s reaction when face to face with saw’s breathing apparatus makes me convinced he had a terrifying run-in with vader 
  • speaking of bodhi this man was a born leader and i’m so pissed he never got to do that
  • BAIL ORGANA I LIVE I DIE I AM BROUGHT BACK 
  • krennic’s crumpled-ass cape was a disgrace. no wonder no one likes you
  • so okay vader’s corridor fighting was awesome but what i most enjoyed about his return apart from his dramatic sauron tower was that they kept his fucking dorky finger-pointing hand gestures
  • the hugging at the end destroyed what was left of my shriveled husk of a heart
  • people knowing the odds and choosing to sacrifice themselves because someone has to fight, someone has to resist, someone has to draw that fucking line in the sand is the surest way to wreck me 
  • so fuck me this movie has left me void

TEDDY LUPIN IS HEAD BOY

JUST IMAGINE HIM WITH HIS PUNK ROCK ASS HAIR AND HEAD BOY BADGE AND MAYBE SOME PIERCINGS IDK

IMAGINE JAMES POTTER GETTING BULLIED BY SOMEONE AND TEDDY JUST STANDS BEHIND JAMES AND THE LITTLE SHIT BULLYING HIM LOOKS UP AND SEES THE BAD ASS HEAD BOY LOOKING DOWN AT HIM AND THE KID RUNS OFF AND HE PUTS HIS ARM AROUND JAMES AND IS ALL LIKE 

“Wow, James, I didn’t know you were so scary you could send kids running!”

AND MAKING JAMES FEEL ALL SPECIAL AND HIM INTRODUCING JAMES TO HOUSE ELVES AND GOING TO SEE HAGRID WITH HIM

AND WHILE HES AT HAGRID’S HE GOES AND USES HIS METAMORPHMAGUS ABILITIES TO TRANSFORM INTO THE BULLY AND DOES SOMETHING TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HES A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A STUDENT LIKE REMUS AND HEAD BOY HE STILL HAS THE MISCHIEVOUS PERSONALITY OF TONKS

ALL OF THE TEDDY LUPIN FEELS I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH

AU Where Geoff Slowly But Surely Becomes Dad Of The Crew

Like It Starts One Day When He Gets Michael A New Gun Or Car Or Something And Without Thinking Michael’s Like “Oh Sweet Thanks Dad”
And Geoff’s Just “What
So Michael Just “What” And Immediately Leaves To Escape The Situation.

And At First He Doesn’t Think Much Of It, Just A Flub Like They All Do, Nothing Worth Noting, Until Gavin Calls Him Dad One Day And He Just Stops Like “What The Fuck Did You Just Call Me?
“Dad!”
“I’m Not Your Father Dumbass”
“Aw But Michael Got To Call You Dad That’s Not Fair! You Can’t Have Favourites!”
And Michael Runs In From The Other Room Like “You Little PRICK” And Chases Gavin Off For Pointing It Out And Geoff’s Just Left Standing There Confused.

The Next Time Gavin Tries To Get Away With Calling Him Dad It’s Over Earpieces During A Heist And Geoff Quietly Hisses “Fucking Stop Calling Me That” And After A Moment Of Gavin Giggling Ray Comes On Like “So Can I Call You Papa Instead Or…?” And Geoff Nearly Blows Their Cover Loudly Insisting That He Cannot.

A While After Jeremy Joins He And Geoff Are Driving To Get Masks For A Heist And Laughing About Something, As They Approach The Mask Store Geoff’s Like “Alright, Everybody Calm Down” And Jeremy’s Just Immediately “Sorry Dad”. And At First Geoff’s Just Dumbfounded For A Second But Then He’s Like “Fucking- Did Gavin Tell You To Call Me That?” And Jeremy’s Just “What? No, Wait Gavin Calls You Dad?” And Geoff’s Like “No He-” And Ray Pipes Up From The Backseat “I’ve Been Using Pop Pop Is That Better?” And Geoff’s Like “No I’m Not Your Fucking Father!!”.

The Lads Are Caught Messing Around On His Yacht Again (Probably With Rocket Launchers, Thanks Ryan) And He Turns To Jack Like “You Said You Were Watching Them, Can’t You Keep Them Under Control For Five Minutes??” And Jack Just Crosses Her Arms Like “They’re Your Kids Too Y’know!” And Geoff’s Just “I- THEY’RE NOT MY KIDS”. When They Finally Get The Lads Reeled In Again Geoff’s So Frustrated He Just Points Them To The Penthouse And Deadpans “Go To Your Rooms.”.

Afterwards He Flops Down On The Couch With A Bottle Of Whisky To Unwind And Notices Ryan Out Of The Corner Of His Eye, Sitting On The Other End Of The Couch And Grinning At Him.

“…What”
“Daddy”
“You’re Fucking Fired”

Imagine Wade Wilson introducing you to Matt Murdock

“Just don’t fall in love with him,” Wade pointed a finger at you.

You glared over at your best friend and scoffed. “Listen if I fall in love with him, I’ll give you 20 bucks.”

“I could use 20 dollars, haven’t been getting much work lately,” Wade started to stare off into the distance and you had to snap a finger in his face to get his attention back.

“Focus Wade,” you demanded looping a hand around his. The two of you crossed the street to some shitty dive bar and when you got to the door, Wade paused and looked at you.

“Listen you little shit,” he tried to harden his expression but a smile got the best of him. “I repeat do not fall in love with this guy.”

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list of things i love about louis:

  • his smile
  • the crinkles by his eyes when he smiles real big
  • how he’s soft and sharp at the same time
  • how he’s talented but humble about it
  • how he always gives but never expects anything in return
  • his kindness; the fact that making people happy makes him happy
  • how he loves his fans just as much as they love him
  • his cuteness
  • how loyal he is to the people he cares about
  • how supportive he is of others, helping them achieve their dreams
  • his protectiveness
  • his gentle nature
  • his fierceness
  • his determination, never giving up no matter what
  • how he never loses sight of himself
  • his pride about who he is
  • how he acts big and tough but he gets scared by moths
  • his wit and ability to make everyone around him smile
  • the way he tells jokes at the perfect moments
  • his sarcasm
  • how he’s a little shit, but in a well-intentioned way
  • his singing voice
  • his regular voice and how raspy yet sweet it is
  • how tanned and golden he gets
  • his eyes that are so blue they put the ocean to shame
  • his tiny, boopable nose
  • his cheekbones
  • his facial structure in general
  • his fluffy hair
  • his curves
  • his butt (goes hand in hand with his curves)
  • how small he is
  • and so much more

here’s the summer camp au that @philosophium and i talked about like a century ago, hope you eNJOY!!

  • Andrew volunteers at a summer camp as a counselor and no one knows about this until Matt has to pick up his little cousin or some shit and
  • “Is that Andrew???”
  • so naturally Matt calls Neil
  • “Did you know about this?????”
  • Neil’s so casual about it like, “Yeah I go there sometimes too.”
  • seriously though Andrew is so good with the kids
  • he loves them because they’re so happy and nothing has tainted them yet
  • he doesn’t flinch away from their touches because they’re kids and they aren’t going to harm him, they just wanna show him their drawings they made for him??
  • Andrew coloring with the kids!!
  • making little flower crowns for them!!!
  • he keeps all of the friendship bracelets they make him!!!!
  • and he wears them all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • all of the children ask about his armbands and Andrew just sort of avoids answering by saying, “Well they match my boyfriend’s armbands.”
  • and the kids are like, “Ohhhhhhhhh.”
  • and then one day Neil shows up and all of the kids jump him screaming, “Hi Andrew’s boyfriend!!” because they know who he is immediately by his armbands
  • the kids run back to Andrew, dragging Neil along with them (Neil is laughing), and the kids are like, “Your boyfriend is so pretty!!”
  • Andrew kinda smirks and looks at Neil when he says, “He is really pretty isn’t he?”
  • Neil fucKING BLUSHES

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Okay. I need to just take a moment to explain an insanely massive part of why I love Oswald Cobblepot so god damn much and why this little bird is so incredibly important to me.

I feel like it’s something a lot of people who don’t live with chronic illness, invisible illness, chronic pain or any sort of disability tend to overlook or don’t understand why it’s such a huge thing to people like me.

This little shit went from being a regularly functioning person, able to get out of bed in the morning without a second thought, to not being able to take a step without being in impossible to ignore pain. Looking at him, when he’s not walking obviously, he looks perfectly normal and able-bodied. And as someone who lives with more than one invisible illness and chronic pain, all with later in life onset, who went from normally functioning to barely able even lie down without pain at 21 (6 years ago), it makes me feel better every time this little bird climbs his way to the top.

Oswald gets shit done. Never once has he been shown being held back by his chronic pain. Sure, he’s not the healthiest example of what I should strive for, but god damn it, seeing Oswald fight for his spot at the top in Gotham reminds me that on any given particularly bad pain day, I can get myself up and out of bed. If he can become the King of Gotham, I can take the dogs for an extra five minutes on their walk, go get done the errands I’ve been putting off during a particularly bad flare up, or to go out one night with friends and stop isolating myself at home because I don’t have the spoons to leave the house.

I also want to say that it actually made me cry to hear that Robin Lord Taylor puts something in his shoe to remind himself that Oswald is in pain with every step he takes. As someone who has gotten so used to being in pain literally every second of my life that I don’t genuinely don’t remember what it’s like to not be in pain or have to take a boatload of medications just to get out of bed in the morning, it means so much that there is a genuine effort to understand what it’s like living this way. It might not seem like a big deal, but it matters to me so much.

So I don’t care if it seems ridiculous, but this particular portrayal of Oswald means the fucking world to me. If Ozzie can go from Fish’s umbrella boy to the King of Gotham, I can handle just getting up and out of bed.

🐧❤

The 100 Episode 4.7 Takeaways

1. And Ilian immediately ran into Octavia. Totally called it last episode.
2. Just occurred to me: why can every grounder suddenly speak English? In the early seasons only the army could speak it. Now, even Ilian the sheep herder speaks flawless English.
3. Of course Murphy is dancing around and cooking while the world is going to shit. I love him so much! He’s a little too supportive of Emori’s revenge rampage though…
4. Nice callback to the fact that Kane floated Bellamy’s mom. Kane is the moral compass now, so it’s easy to forget he was a total dick on the Ark.
5. Glad Harper didn’t get killed trying to save some rando, especially since Monty wasn’t even around this episode. Also, Harper has a sick six pack now and I’m hella impressed.
6. I suppose Miller, Luna, and those other guys were napping again offscreen. Raven needs the rest, but these other people need to start pulling their weight.
7. I wish Emori wouldn’t fly off the handle every time she doesn’t like the situation. Not everyone is trying to kill you all the time, girl. Chill out. Nice plan to use that rando in the death chamber though. Sneaky af!
8. Stop touching the inexplicably clean and white bedspread before you’ve showered, Clarke. This is why we can’t have nice things. Who was keeping this house so clean anyway? Robots?
9. Why is Abby refusing to test herself? Things can only go badly if she isn’t honest with everyone about her condition. She needs to share her knowledge and prepare Jackson in case he has to take over the medical/science stuff.
10. Well, I guess Octavia has a man again. Maybe sex will help her be less stabby and more human. Her whole identify was built around Lincoln, so maybe Ilian will help her move on. Also, that stuck-in-a-cave-with-no-clothes-on business was a straight up fanfiction trope.
11. Seems like Bellamy is finally going to let Octavia go. She needs to figure her life out before Bellamy can be a part of it. And really, there’s too much crazy going on for Bellamy to constantly distracted by Octavia.