he's so serious though

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Loki

So you wanna know about Loki.

1) Loki does as he damn pleases and mischief pleases him. Don’t go thinking that you can control his chaos. Be prepared that sometimes you will be on the receiving end of his fun. It’s not personal it’s just chaotic.

2) Loki is not a bad deity. Chaos isn’t bad. It’s completely natural.

3) King of lies is a bit of an exaggeration. He manipulates the truth when people are too dumb to realize it on their own. He’s usually trying to make the Gods or people see their flaws and better themselves (like when he steals the golden apples).

4) Loki is a shape shifter. He can also be a she. He comes in many forms and to love him means loving any form he might take. You don’t like cross dressers or bisexuals then he’s not the deity for you.

5) While Marvel didn’t get everything right, Loki likes the attention it’s giving him and he can appear in MarvelLoki form (see #4).

6) Loki is very loyal. Even though he’s chaos he will be serious when it counts. You find yourself needing his help and he’ll have your back. No more trolls eating your livestock.

He’s funny, serious, powerful, loyal, and aware of the issues in the world. He tries to change things for the better. You have to be able to laugh when working with him. Sometimes he calls for a more serious attitude though.
Most importantly he is so worth knowing. Sure there are hard times where he’ll push you to better yourself and you won’t always understand his intentions but he hasn’t let me down and since I started worshiping him I’ve been less depressed and alone.

So that’s Loki. Uncle to Thor, Father to Hel, God to me.

Okay but you all know those prank wars that YouTubers do nowadays with their room mates and friends??  Can you all imagine BTS just pranking the shit out of each other and recording it and posting it on their joint youtube for the laughs?

Like Namjoon teams up with Seokjin to record themselves covering Jimin’s car in layers and layers of bubble wrap. They actually wait until it’s like four in the morning and sneak downstairs while they hold hands and laugh quietly. Legit poor Jimin wakes up the next day running late for classes because of course NamJin shut off his alarm as part of the prank, the moment he steps outside though he’s just so annoyed.

“ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!”

His scream can be heard all the way inside as he sees his precious Mustang is hidden under bright blue bubble wrap that is then taped up like three times and it’s like eight in the morning and NamJin can be heard almost dying with laughter. Poor boy has to stomp back upstairs and wake up his sleeping boyfriend, Jungkook, to get a ride to classes.


Jimin ends up getting his revenge though, a few days later when he and Jungkook buy some clear fishing wire and some devices that let them control the lights in their shared house.  Everyone kind of knows Namjoon is a giant believer in anything paranormal and especially when it comes to ghost and demons.

Jimin and Jungkook set up the wire to random furniture in the two elder’s room just sit in the closet and wait.

Namjoon is the first victim.

The “leader” of the house is working on some music for his job when Jungkook presses a button on the machine making the lap next to the elder’s bed flicker on and off. Like they expect Namjoon instantly stiffens.

“J-Jin?”

Namjoon’s voice is already shaking and Jimin and Jungkook have to try so hard not to burst out laughing as Jimin uses the fishing wire to pull the radio Namjoon has on the floor away quickly. Right then Jin enters and just stares wide eyed as the maknae uses a different wire to make their mirror move.

The best part of it though is when finally they jump out of the closet and scare Jin so bad the eldest screeches and ends up punching the closest thing to him a.k.a Namjoon.

Jungkook just smirks and wraps an arm around Jimin’s waist after kissing his forehead.

“You should know better than to mess with the Busan boys, hyungs.”


Honestly, the pranks only stop after Yoongi literally almost kills Hoseok during one of Taehyung’s pranks.

From the very start of the prank war everyone had been trying to prank Yoongi Everything from scaring him to pissing him off to whatever, everyone had been trying but Yoongi just wouldn’t fall for it. Everyone would kind of just sigh as Yoongi rolled his eyes at them and walked away. Taehyung decides he wants to try and get his boyfriend.

“Right so the plan is, Hoseok and I are going to lay in bed together and make it look like if we’re fooling around when Yoongi gets here,” Taehyung speaks into the camera with that little devilish smile he gets. “I’m going to even use makeup to make it look like I have a hickey on my neck.”

Taehyung giggles and Hoseok sighs as he pulls his shirt off and slips into his hyung’s bed.

“Let’s hope I don’t die.”

It’s an hour later when they hear the front door open and Yoongi greets whoever is downstairs.  Hoseok and Taehyung quickly jump into their spots with Taehyung laying on his bed in the bed while Hoseok hovers over him with the blankets pulled up around them.

“Taehyung, baby, are you home?”

Yoongi opens the door to their bedroom and the moment he sees the scene on the bed he’s letting out a loud growl.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!”

The elder rips the blankets off of the two boys and Taehyung’s eyes quickly widen even more when Yoongi grabs Hoseok by the leg, pulling him off.

“YOONGI BABE WAIT IT-”

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING!!”

Hoseok tries to make a run for it out the room, legit scared shitless over how mad Yoongi is but the elder chases him and they kind of slip down a few steps.

When Taehyung can finally pull the camera up and follow them he comes out the room to see Yoongi on top of Hoseok about to punch him.

“BABY IT’S A PRANK!!!”

Yoongi instantly stops.

“What?”

“IT’S A PRANK HYUNG I WOULD NEVER NOT WITH TAEHYUNG!!!”

Poor Hoseok is basically pleading for his life and Taehyung can’t help but laugh at the way Yoongi instantly shifts back into his baby kitten mode when he realizes they tricked him.

“You. Fucking. Little. Shits.”

Taehyung tosses his head back and is just dying of laughter. Poor Hosoek still looks like he might piss himself.

“I ahahaha i love you babe.”

Taehyung speaks through his giggles.

“Fuck off shit head.”

It takes about a hundred kisses to get Yoongi to stop pouting.

You know one of Quakerider’s first fights as a couple would be over how Robbie seems to love his car Lucy more than Daisy.

BTS: S/O Has To Do A Sex Scene For A Film

(I wasn’t exactly sure whether you wanted their reaction to their s/o telling them about it, or actually doing it in front of them, but I just made it to where she’s telling them. I hope you like it anon! (((: Very slight angst, slight smut, a lot of fluff. Enjoy c:)

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imagine changkyun as your secretary.

Originally posted by chang-kyunnie

  • why did you even hire this mess
  • so, you’re an important person, right ??? you’re busy you’ve got shit to do and you need help staying on top of all of it so
  • why not make some lucky intern your secretary?
  • what could possibly go wrong ???? hM M ?????
  • ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oh boy.
  • lowkey this is also your perfect opportunity to rescue the newest addition to the team of interns.
  • said team have been working their butts off for months so changkyun, the latest and youngest addition, hasn’t been very well received.
  • they feel he’s undeserving of the position and don’t like how he, younger and less experienced, simply swooped in and took over after their friend, intern song, got kicked out of the program.
  • changkyun understands their reservations, but it’s been hard on him.
  • you decide to put in an official request with your suggestion to the administration after you hear he’s been crying in the bathroom lately.
  • because lowkey you had a similarly difficult transition when you got transferred here from another branch and spent half your first year doing the same thing, so you can sympathise.
  • when he gets the news he realises immediately that you’ve taken pity on him and pretty much saved his ass, and all but throws himself at your feet to pledge his allegiance.
  • “it’s just,,,,,,, a secretary position,,,,,,,,, chill.”
  • honestly though it’s kinda charming how he can be so serious and so silly at the same time.
  • despite his stoicism and that big manly voice he’s got an undeniable boyish charm about him, and it’s obvious by the way he does everything anyone says that he just really wants to fit in and be liked.
  • idk he’s just one contradiction after another this boy
  • like he’s super serious around you and does his best to seem professional but keeps referring to you as an older friend by mistake, instead of as his superior.
  • which is equally embarrassing for the both of you, but everyone else finds it hilarious.
  • and that’s when the rest of the interns start warming up to him and he learns to laugh with them, starts clowning around with minhyuk and jooheon, pulling pranks on hyunwoo and kihyun, etc.
  • he always ends up embarrassing himself but it doesn’t seem to matter to him as long as he’s part of the team.
  • he gets bolder and more comfortable around the office after that.
  • and you’re happy to see him get along with his peers but you still need him to help you out at work so eventually you call him in for a meeting.
  • you tell him it’s nice that he’s comfortable but he can’t let his work suffer like this and he agrees with you that it’s not right but
  • his solution ???? is to clown around with you as well.
  • y’know, he just wants to be silly and make people laugh because, unlike filing and answering emails and phone calls and scheduling your meetings, it’s something he knows he’s good at.
  • that and,,,,, you’re kinda,,,, cute,,,, when you laugh,,,,, or whatever.
  • he doesn’t tell you that much of course.
  • but, because he feels he owes you for everything good that’s happened to him, he keeps an eye out for when you’re having a hard time or a bad day, and all the others know not to prank you.
  • he’ll look serious and hand you “important phone messages” on increasingly colourful post-it notes. which are usually just bad drawings or scribbled jokes and cringe-y puns.
  • he’ll pull silly faces at you in meetings when no one else is looking.
  • or he’ll hide encouraging messages on notes in your paperwork.
  • he’ll even share snacks from his secret stash with you, hiding them where he knows you’ll find them whenever you’re working late or you’ve been too busy to get lunch.
  • speaking of, you’re working late one evening when he goes out to buy you coffee but when he comes back you’ve fallen asleep on your paperwork.
  • he doesn’t have the heart to wake you up immediately so he lets you sleep a lil while.
  • and he knows it’s kinda creepy but he watches you because you look so nice and peaceful and he just likes you a lot ok
  • meanwhile he tries to write you a few silly post-its he can confess with but in the end he just doesn’t have the nerve and shakes you awake to tell you “you were drooling on the paperwork” instead.
  • you know he likes you tho
  • it’s kinda obvious and everyone keeps telling you how he watches you like a lost puppy when you’re not looking.
  • so you drop a few hints, but you try not to be inappropriate since you’re his boss and everything.
  • eventually, with the support and constant pestering of his hyungs, he musters up the courage to drop off a report with a post-it wondering whether he can “take you to lunch some time (like a date or just so you don’t starve to death)? yes or no” complete with boxes you can tick and everything.
  • if i were you i’d track him down that instant and pull him into the nearest supply closet by his tie and make out for the rest of the day but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that’s just my opinion.
  • honestly this sweet boy he’s kinda awkward but his intentions are the best and the purest and he does his best to be a good worker and boyfriend.
  • lie when he hides chocolates all over your office for valentines day.
  • it’s kinda messy, but still a sweet gesture.
  • honestly not a great secretary but a great boyfriend.
  • he knows exactly how to make you laugh and when to brighten your day.
  • you two always have each other’s backs, at work and in life, and he’ll always be there to pick you up on a bad day or a late night and carry your sleepy ass home if he has to.
  • and the rest of the boys think it’s hilarious that he’s sleeping with his boss but are lowkey v proud of the maknae :’)
One Of These Days

The sequel to the period fic. What period fic, you ask? THIS ONE. You don’t even have to read it, I think. This one here is set in season 7 and rated NC-17 (or maybe just an R).

Seven years in and Fox Mulder considers himself an expert on Dana Scully’s menstrual cycle. He could write a book on it, he figures, yet doubts that Scully would appreciate it. In greatest Mulder and Scully tradition, they don’t talk about it, and never have. Seven whole years of not talking about it. After that first time he bought her a heating pad, just to let her know he was there and cared. He was sure she had one already, but she thanked him with a soft, shy smile. A memory he still cherishes. He bit his lip that day in order not to remind her that if only she said the word he would gladly take over heating pad duties. Day and night, if necessary. Years later, right before they took the next step in their relationship, he finally told her exactly that. She laughed, still a rare sound, and kissed him. That’s another memory he holds dear.

These days, Mulder is sure of it, he has seen it all. The angry bits, the messy bits. After her abduction, she was as irregular as their whole relationship. He never knew what to expect or when to expect it. In these days he always had as many Oreos on him as sunflower seeds. Just in case it was one of those days. Over time, it became easier, more predictable. Until it stopped altogether. With Scully’s cancer, her periods ceased; everything seemed to just end. The Oreos in his coat pockets crumbled into stale nothingness and yet Mulder bough new ones each and every week. Never giving up.

Now here they are. They might be a new couple, but Scully on her period is no longer a new phenomenon at all. There are times when she kisses him, promises him that she’s fine, really fine, and he’s become an expert on that, too. Tonight though, she doesn’t say it, and even if she did, he sees it in her eyes; she is not fine, but exhausted, in pain.

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Okay so I figured out the proper way to get me to work–have someone insinuate to a friend of mine that their scenario of their character with mine is wrong even though we heavily discussed the thing on Skype.

The argument in question: Will Mono automatically Lockjaw someone upon being touched?

No. 

The ONLY version of him that does that is the one in the comic–better known as Broken!Mono. No other version knows they can even do that.

To get a better sense of his Mentalities, here are some important factors to their attitudes:

Pre!CORE - Gaster’s Assistant and Successful Experiment

- Automatically responds to orders with the starting phrase “New Assignment.”

- Prone to self-destructive thinking if something goes wrong.

- Avoids interactions with anyone who isn’t Gaster–as they tend to stress him out.

“Regular” - Post-Comic Scientist

- Prone to frequent narcoleptic episodes.

- Has absolutely zero funny bones in his body and can’t make a joke to save his life–relies heavily on word puns and carries around a dictionary instead of a joke book.

- Is hyper-aware of his stance in the universe and is obsessed with string theory.

Broken - Official Comic Persona

- Hyper-aggressive toward new individuals and alternate beings.

- Has a dark sense of humor if interacted with.

- Extremely self-destructive and prone to violent outbursts if prompted–will not hesitate to do something even if it means he’s injured in an extreme way.

In which Emerald sets the precedent for the rest of this set of drawings.

In all seriousness though, wow, this came out awesome and I wish I could use this as his picture for his character sheet, but I can’t, because he’s only got this outfit for like a month out of the entire timeline.

Hazel made a mental note not to underestimate Percy again. When he’d first arrived, she’d thought he was a little goofy from the questions he’d asked - about the Feast for Tuna and all - but clearly he was smarter than he let on.
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The Son of Neptune

something i think people need to be reminded of sometimes. He may be a little dense at times (hello, Riptide) but this little demigod is actually pretty perceptive.

Hoseok Scenario: Make You Believe.

Request: Can I have Jhope scenario where he is ur boss n u guys like each other for a long time but u turned him down coz he’s just out of ur league n thought he just playing with u. One day an intern kept on insisting to get together w/u n made u feel uncomfortable. Jhope noticed that n got jealous n protective, so he helped u out by pretending to b ur BF but later found out ur true feeling toward him n he let u know his true intentions. happy ending plz ❤️❤️❤️  thank you

Genre: Romance. CEO AU.


Scrolling down your phone you tried to keep your eyes to yourself and just focus on the instagram updates the screen showed you, but that was proving to be hard after your boss entered the room.

You were taking a coffee and munching on a cupcake in the break room completely alone when you heard someone coming, you only lifted your gaze due to curiosity as you didn’t really want to talk to anyone in your break, you wanted to be calm and relax a little before getting back to work, but as you saw it was him coming in your mind and heart decided calm wasn’t exactly something possible. 

Hoseok was a handsome man, oh yes he was, tall and lean, with the exact mix of soft and sharp features in him, sometimes his eyes smiled even though his mouth didn’t, sometimes he was so serious and focused he seemed to transform. You had been watching him closely for a bit too long, even though you knew a man like that was out of your reach.

-Hello Y/N- he greeted first making you bow a bit ashamed of not reacting earlier. 

-Hello Mr Jung-

You deviated your eyes from him to your coffee feeling a bit self conscious, it was mid afternoon and you had been working all day so odds were you looked a bit crazy. You took a sip and fought yourself to keep it together and not run away like a scaredy cat, if you ignored him then it’d be alright. But you felt his eyes on you, he was looking your way and it was nerve wrecking.

You wondered why he kept looking at you, if it was because you indeed looked crazy or because of other reason. You couldn’t help to think about it, even less now after what happened just two months ago. 

Two months ago he had actually invited you out, at the end of the day when you were going out of the building he had approached you and actually asked you on a date. You had been stunned, first because your secret crush, your boss of all people, was asking you out, and second because he actually seemed interested.
It seemed too good to be true, what were the odds of a guy like him liking you? So you had done the only thing that could salvage yourself from later embarrassment, you had rejected him.

Now you were staring at each other from the corner of your eyes whenever you thought the other wasn’t looking. Before he asked you out you used to talk, not too much, but little small talks in the break room or when you met in the hallways or in the elevator. Now you didn’t do so as much, as every time he was present you felt the foolish need to leave, your heart beating way too fast for it to not betray how his presence made you feel.

-Is everything alright?- he asked startling you a little. 

You nodded. -Yes, and you? I mean is everything alright for you?- you bit your lip and looked down at you already running cold coffee. You had to get out of there before you made a fool of yourself.

-Good, good, I’ve seen you around but we… I haven’t had the chance to talk to you-

You stared at him, Hoseok and his part in the middle but sort of tousled brown hair, his dress down but still classy clothes, women would kill for a man like that. 

-Talk to me about what?-

Hoseok stepped to your direction and you held your breath, but as he was opening his mouth the door opened and a group of people from accountant department busted in.

-It was nice seeing you Mr Jung- you replied bowing and practically running away from him.

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