he's so gay and he doesn't even like boys

I’m seriously unhappy about the news with Glennis, but harassing him on twitter isn’t going to change his mind. I know we got out!Mac because rcg knew how disappointed their fans were by the S11 finale, but Dennis leaving the show wasn’t just some bad gag they wrote for shits; it was purposely done that way so they can be prepared to move forward if and when Glenn decides that his new show is too big a commitment to keep working Sunny. Glenn wanting to take on a new show isn’t queerbaiting, and he’s not gonna read your Tumblr meta for career advice.

Pokemon characters described simply (based off the games)
  • White: angry ponytail and razor shorts who has to be the neutralizing force between Cheren and Bianca; prone to disappearing acts of at least 2+ years at a time
  • Black: generic BW interpretation of Red; follows White around and usually runs into her because he doesn't pay attention
  • Serena: French girl stereotype whose got the ponytail of White but no curl; all treble and no bass in that pony; the nagging mom friend who thinks she sees and knows all
  • Calem: cool boy stereotype who thinks hats are overrated as well as everyone around him; misplaced sense of arrogance and pride
  • Red: the original Pokemon master - should be feared but also questioned for his lack of suitable attire for staying up on Mt. Silver
  • Blue/Green: cocky v-neck asshole suppressing his sexuality under layers of insults towards Red
  • Leaf: shady hat, sweaters on her legs, and generally won't put up with everyone's shit; so done with Green in every way
  • Cheren: salty mom figure; learned his multiplication tables at age 3; has no idea what empathy is most of the time; be the very best like no one ever was
  • Bianca: actual, radiant bundle of sunshine; character development is A+; best friend of the year award; likes to help people; as a result, is attracted to lost causes
  • Lyra: lives to get under Silver's skin; tomboy fashion icon; hides under Lance's cape and causes trouble
  • Silver: angst but as a person; "it's not a phase, mom"; reluctant to admit that he is wrong; just needs a hug honestly
  • Ethan: the likeable kind of cocky; sometimes; "making my way downtown" *trips and falls and rolls down the hill*
  • Dawn: so done with everything; fashion is on point; poster child for selective listening, thanks to Barry; likes nature
  • Barry: GOTTA GO FAST; horseshoe hair; dresses like a prep but does not conduct himself like one; talks 24/7; supportive friend tho
  • Lucas: Professor Rowan's 5 senses in his old age; a lab assistant who got "lucky enough" to get promoted; smarty tardy
  • Shauna: indecisive silliness; kept inside most of her childhood but yearns for love, friendship, romance and basically a shoujo manga life; wants to do all the things
  • Tierno: would rather own a club than be a trainer; gotta party like it's 2012 up in here; always up for a good time; he has literally no other characterization
  • Trevor: pls do not fight; his hair is a protective helmet from bullies; read during recess always
  • Rosa: smiles all the time without even being aware; ditzy but could easily kill a man, probably by accident; trips over air; has a big dumb crush on like five people
  • Nate: just trying to live his life; never asked for any of this, but that weird hairstyle did; team plasma were like moths to a flame; sighing
  • Hugh: eats, sleeps and dreams revenge; best older brother you could ever ask for tho; gotta go fast; hair is a qwillfish; under the impression that those pants were a good choice
  • Lance: gay for Dragonite; wants to be Red; still pretty cool even if he's not; plays dungeons and dragons with the so-called Blackthorn Dragon Taming Clan; wears a cape because why the fuck not
  • Steven: powered by rocks and minerals alone; his name is a pun that he doesn't seem to acknowledge; pretty boy who went to private school; tuxedo mask; too much money; cries at Steven Universe episodes; wants to be a Crystal Gem
  • Cynthia: Too cool for school, but went anyway; every guys dreams girl; too bad she's gay; yeah, you heard me; fashion is on point; rocks that long ass fur-trimmed coat better than any model ever could; so strong omg
  • Iris: kawaii catgirl princess that tames dragons and is capable of mass destruction; protector of Bianca; eater of ice creams; runs a pastel anime blog in spare time
  • Ghetsis: should've died in the war of 1812; too bitter and mean for this world; 10/10 would get written up by child protective services; the deadly sin of wrath as an old, decaying man with green horns for hair
  • Colress: Internet fucking Explorer; morals? what morals; did it for the science; was never meant to escape the lab; idolizes Team Galactic fashion
  • N: green haired trash baby; daddy issues; only talks to his pets; needs therapy; won't pick the twigs out of his hair
  • Lysandre: *Thom Yorke voice* "but I'm a creep..."; throws away entire drawing if he gets one line a little bit wrong; trendsetter; suppressed angst and self-loathing
  • Cyrus: thousand yard stare; *marina diamandis voice* "teach me how to feel...real."; lost all faith in humanity
  • Archie: wants to wrestle Kyogre; don't look at me like that, you know I'm right; has a big gay crush on Maxie; was once a pirate, then decided it was time for a more "streamlined" *cough cough*-- SPANDEX-- approach; major muscle man
  • Maxie: skinny tadpole who hates water and acts like he hates Archie; that is a blatant lie; he's totes gay for that fish man; the only person to actually pay attention in earth science
  • Giovanni: *evil cackling*; closest thing to American gang evil that you can imagine; ???has a son that ???... what even is that relationship; Al Capone of Pokemon (idk who that is really but I think he was a mafia dude or something)

anonymous asked:

Don't know about you but I laughed so hard at Yuusaku's face when Kusanagi and Ai-chan were teasing him about not being able to talk to girls. And then the moment when he said he doesn't like picking up girls lmao. Is it safe to assume that our handsome boy is actually gay/bi with strong male preference?

He looked kind of adorable here?? Omg Yusaku’s actually capable of feeling bashful I never thought I’d see the day.

Originally posted by star-venom

And then, yes, there’s the scene where Yusaku and Ignis have this glorious exchange:

i personally still think Yusaku is bi as fuck. But even if he does grow to ‘like-like’ Aoi, lol that doesn’t mean he can’t have a strong preference for guys.

anonymous asked:

Can I ask how you justify saying that H and L aren't straight? I just thinks it's wrong to ever assume someone's sexuality? And what is the assumption even based on, a bunch of stereotypes or creepily reading into their body language? Harry said he doesn't label himself and Louis has said he's straight, who are you to claim they're lying I really don't get why people think they have the right to speculate on this stuff like just enjoy the music and leave the boys alone

Hi anon!

Are you straight? You’re either straight or a very young queer person who doesn’t know your history.

How do you think gay people (which I’m using as a really broad term in this context, so inclusive of bi- and pansexuality) found each other in the past? How do you think they found each other when they were closeted? Or do you think that gay people only ever had gay bars and/or were never in relationships until they came out?

What you are erroneously lumping together as “a bunch of stereotypes or creepily reading into their body language” is actually queer coding. (Also, may want to check the “creepy” reference. I don’t think you’re aware of how homophobic that is. You’re saying that body language associated with being seen as gay is creepy. Not a good look my friend.) I could easily make an argument that in Hollywood in 2017, “not labeling myself” is pretty fucking clear coding. Also, stars who aren’t out say they’re straight. This is not new. Duh.

It’s likely you’re not picking on queer coding (of which Harry, especially, has partaken in) because you’re straight and/or because so many straight people have co-opted queer coding, in part to present themselves as allies. The co-opting of queer coding by straight people is actually a topic I find myself pretty frustrated with for a variety of reasons, but I’ll save that rant for another day. I will however say that anyone using queer coding in 2017 who isn’t actually queer doesn’t mind being seen as queer (whether because they’re an ally or because they’re selling an image or both, whatever). 

Also, if Harry says he doesn’t label himself, then by you assuming he’s straight, you’re doing the same thing you say shouldn’t be done. In fact, it’s funny how we’re never supposed to assume anything only when it comes to assuming they’re not straight. Your natural assumption–whether you spell it out or not–is that someone is straight and never lying about it. That speaks to your biases.

As for “leaving the boys alone,” well, first, they’re men. Can we please, for the love of God, quit calling them boys? None of them are children. Second, I don’t break the fourth wall, I don’t contact them or their families, I hang out in my tiny blog in my corner of the internet.

Third–and this is another reason I’m assuming you’re probably straight, but I know I could be wrong–for a lot of queer people, especially young and closeted queer people, finding someone they can identify with is really important. And guess what, that often means connecting with someone else who is…closeted and queer. When you say that nobody has a right to speculate someone is gay, you’re saying that gay people, especially gay closeted people, have no right to identify with anyone.

I’m not young, my closeting history is complicated (and written about in other posts). But assuming that famous people aren’t straight has existed for decades. (And funny how often it’s true, too…)

Historically straight people may have speculated as gossip, something salacious. I don’t think the same is true for queer people who speculate, which is probably why my reaction to speculation in 2017 isn’t a knee jerk reaction of “it’s bad, stop it!”

While straight people can just happily sit around and assume everyone else is straight and still have plenty of straight people to admire, crush on, or look up to even if they’re wrong, historically speaking queer people have not been able to do that. And so queer people have speculated, and will continue to speculate, as part of finding people to look up to, identify with, crush on, and admire–in their own way–even if they end up being wrong.

The difference is that historically speaking, queer people speculated knowing they could be wrong. Straight people never had to speculate and just assumed they were right.

anonymous asked:

Do you think there's any chance at all of Clony becoming canon is season 2? I genuinely believe that Tony has some form of feelings towards Clay other than friendship, or that even if he doesn't now, he did in the past, but I'm not sure Clay would ever reciprocate them? It wouldn't bother me either way, I honestly just love there overall relationship, but I just thought I'd ask your thoughts on it :)

Okay, so they discussed Clay’s gay rumours, and they’ve obviously touched on the fact he can like girls, but they never actually recognised anything to do with boys. There are still countless sexualities Clay could identify with, considering he hasn’t ever said ‘I don’t like boys,’ of course it’s possible.

Do I think it could be done realistically? Sure, if the writers were to do it right. It would be weird if it were to just happen, or if out of no where Tony confessed his feelings and Clay followed along. I’d hope that the writers were really respectful with Brad, and ended Brad and Tony’s relationship well, and before anything else happened.

I’d also like to see them let Clay take some time to figure everything out. Clay has obviously kissed another girl, but he’s never really fallen for anyone since Hannah. I wouldn’t like to see it be as easy as Tony asks him on a date and he says yes. I’d like to see Clay ask to think about it.

Also, I’d like to see Tony happily give him that time, without pulling away. I think it’d be good for Clay to figure things out while he and Tony are as close as they’ve always been. I’d literally die if we got some supportive!Tony pep talks, about how Clay should be taking his time to figure out if this is what he wants, and how it’s okay no matter what Clay decides, as long as he’s true to himself and his feelings.

All I know is this:

-Clay probably would have no idea of his feelings until he’s asked about them

-Clay would be either too clueless or too shy to be the first to confess

-He’d really think things through

-Tony’s family being inclusive of him would definitely influence his decision

-What he thinks his Mum will think will influence his decision

-Justin probably figures it out first, and he does some light teasing, but would stop when he realises that the situation is actually serious

-Clay wouldn’t know who to talk to about it, so he’d sit at Alex’s hospital bedside and tell him all about it, even if the boy wasn’t awake

-It’s probably a horribly inconvenient time when Clay finally makes his decision, and he just has to call Tony right then at 3am

anonymous asked:

I'm french so sorry if my english is terrible but my cousin lives in Monaco and she wanted to meet Patrick Dempsey. She run into Louis instead and even if she never listened to the boys, she knows who is he because I'm like the biggest Louie ever lmao. So she called me this morning to tell me and I asked her about Danielle. She was surprised that she was his girlfriend because she said "they didn't even look at each other and he was too busy talking with a guy with ginger hair. She doesn't (1)

Anonymous said:(2) know that I believe Louis is gay and dating Harry, so she had literally no reason to lie to me. Anyways it’s just funny that as soon as the camera aren’t around them anymore, the lovely couple just ignore each other. Just wanted to tell my story. Have a nice day x


Your english is wonderful! And this is amusing because yeah just looking at the pics taken by non-paps it looks like they’re acquaintances in a group at best.