On of my little brothers just came into my room, and at first he was just spinning around in my desk chair, but then he started telling me about the alien who was his friend. He said that he swallowed it so that it could fix his heart, then he spit it out and said ‘bye-bye’ so it could go back to its planet.
Then he just said “okay, I’m done.” and left my room.
You guys know that there’s an AIDS epidemic out there right now, as we speak, right? I mean, my mom’s friend in New York City got it just by touching a dirty pole in the subway and enough of AIDS blood got into her system through a hangnail. Through a hangnail!