he's so creepy i can't stop looking at it

anonymous asked:

can't wait for sebastian to do something evil so i can stop thinking about how cute will tudor is and start properly hating sebastian

honest to god agreed! in some scenes sebastian/will looks creepy af and then I’m reminded how evil he can be lol

anonymous asked:

tom, tord's trying his best, okay? just respect that. so what if he may like you. can't do anything about it. just accept it. //thumbs up

Tom: LOOK. I don’t care if he’s “trying his best”, or if he’s being a dick because “he does it because he likes me”.

Tom: HE’S AN ASSHOLE. He won’t stop being a dick, not even after I tell him to LAY OFF. I’m SICK AND TIRED of him, and I find it just a LITTLE CREEPY he sits outside my room when I think I’m ALONE!

Tom: So, I don’t care if he likes me. Nor will I accept it. The day I accept that bullshit is the day he stops being such an ass.

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Porpoise and dolphin skulls, from when bonemonger and sittaeuropaea took specios and I to Paisley museum

Guilty Pleasure (HELP ME)

Goddammit people!!

I ship Kilgrave and Jessica SO much. I mean it, REALLY much. And i know that i shouldn’t but damn… there’s a lot of shit going on between these two. A lot of sexy, bad, creepy and hot shits.

Yeah, i got it... it sounds cynical considering they past but … what can I do? I have an innate attraction to psychopaths with self-destructive relationships.

And If you don’t believe that it could exist a relationship with this characteristics just go and take a look into the Hannigram fandom maybe that can help.

PD: Don’t get me wrong, I like Luke! he’s a great dude and I think he likes Jessica sincerely but DAAAAAAMMN!!! Kilgrave is so under my sky that I can’t stop myself 

Joel (Vinesauce) Sentence Meme
  • : --|) Send one and see how my muse reacts!
  • --> [ WINDOWS XP DESTRUCTION ] <--
  • "It's a little old, ____."
  • "He has like, spikes too, right?"
  • "God, I can't stand it, even ironically."
  • "The trick is to just spam it."
  • "IT'S LOOKING GOOD."
  • "NAKED LADIES?! WHAT?!"
  • "Oh god, my poor computer..."
  • "How about... Expand Dong?"
  • "I'll show you all the bestality porn to corrupt you."
  • "This is like the olden days of ____, where you just _____."
  • "Now we got that we gotta add some WACKY EFFECTS."
  • "Safe installer? Probably the safest installer in the world."
  • "Still up after all these years, what the hell..."
  • "THE JAMMINEST."
  • "And my friend with no talent, he would always ____."
  • "WHOSE BEEN DRAWING DICKS?"
  • "Kup teraz!"
  • "More like my credit card information."
  • "Love the sound of that."
  • "It's like it's a nuke about to blow off and we're sitting here at the safe distance."
  • --> [ CORPSE IN THE FRIDGE ] <--
  • "BRONY JOKE."
  • "With my wah."
  • "I don't care what anyone else thinks, I think you're hot."
  • "MOCK APPEARANCE?"
  • "Oh goddamn, you're ugly."
  • "You've got some issues, and I'm not sticking around to deal with them."
  • "Don't insult him, he's a god of shapeshifting."
  • "No, not in the toilet."
  • "HELP."
  • "Sick moves."
  • "Aw, what the hell...."
  • "Morning ritual - take a shit in the bush."
  • "I made him into a vegetable, man!"
  • "I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' JUICE."
  • "Goddamnit, ____, not again! You smug piece of poop."
  • "I am crying so bad."
  • "A moment like this needs music like this."
  • --> [ POKEDRAW ] <--
  • "Alright. I know the ____ really good."
  • "You know this is gonna be a fuckin' disaster."
  • "Lil' wink."
  • "How do I make him blue fast?!"
  • "Swiggity swooty, I am comin' for the booty."
  • "They are born with pants. These pants are flesh."
  • "BOO. BOOOO. SPOOKY HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER."
  • "Fucking great. Fuckin' ace."
  • "Lookit him. Give him some rose tinted fifties cheeks."
  • "Oh great. More horses."
  • "BEES. ....I hate bees."
  • "Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog?"
  • "This got grim so quick."
  • "How's he sitting?"
  • "Juicy."
  • "He looks like Dracula now."
  • "I'm gonna blow your mind."
  • "Somebody glued a Wheetabix to the cat."
  • "He looks like a cinnamon bun!!"
  • "This guy's goin' to work!"
  • "I can do this!"
  • "I tried. That's a bootleg ____ if I ever saw one."
  • "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home."
  • "He's got MIND BULLETS."
  • "This is not Zubat. It's AAAAAAAAGAAGHAGGHAHGA."
  • "This is totally the worst ever."
  • "Now we're stuck with... THIS!"
  • "Why did I put a dead skeleton on my face?!"
  • "Ugh, more birds."
  • "Everytime you hug them, it's a face full of spikes. Edgelord."
  • --> [ WINDOWS 7 DESTRUCTION ] <--
  • "What is technology?!"
  • "It's magic, ___, it's magic."
  • "It looks like a plate of oatmeal."
  • "This child has no idea what she's doing."
  • "I will change this for the better!"
  • "This doesn't look fishy at all."
  • "Oh my god guys. This comment section is from fake people."
  • "To make idiots think it's safe!"
  • "I DIDN'T DO THAT!!!"
  • "That's the most honest name for something. ____ Blaster. You will have nothing left."
  • "When I was 11 years old, I had a desktop stripper."
  • "The worst part, I couldn't get it off my ____, so I had to ask my dad to help me."
  • "Yes, I WANT THE GUN. GIMME THE GUN."
  • "Please, give me Jesus!"
  • "THE POPE! THE POPE!"
  • "IT EVEN SCROLLS!!"
  • "Oh, my sweet Jesus... There's Jesus."
  • "OH, THERE'S A BURNING SUPERDEATH SWORD!!!"
  • "Nothing says this's more welcome than a creepy smiley repeatedly jamming a welcome sign into his crotch."
  • "Don't stop, keep injecting me those smilies."
  • "I dunno what he's doing, but that cannot be a good way to live your life."
  • "It pains me to do this, and it will be the only one ever."
  • "This is a worse idea than the time I drank a martini with my eye, I legit did that once."
  • "I thought that everything was fine. But no. No no no no no."
  • "Animated Christmas Tree For Desktop?! Yes!"
  • "Look at it! It's the worst thing ever!"
  • "THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT ON THE SCREEN I CAN'T EVEN SEE."
  • "I blame you! You did this, you did this!"
  • "THIRTY?! ONE IS NOT ENOUGH!?!"
  • "Two hundred dollars?! For a MIDI?!"
  • "It sounds like farting in a bathtub. BLEUB."
  • "This is the worst image."
  • --> [ BREAKING ALIEN ISOLATION ] <--
  • "Pretty leggums."
  • "What if you have a bad dream in hypersleep and you can't wake up?"
  • "What is that?! That's the face of a strangle murderer!"
  • "Hey, we can do this. Hey, we can do this."
  • "GO FOR THE GOLD! .....FUCK."
  • "Guys, it's a spooky ghost in the vents! Go away!"
  • "Save me, Pochahontas! Save me!"
  • "Alien, please pry me off this thing."
  • "What're you waiting for! DO IT NOW!"
  • "Come on, I dare you!"
  • "'Advanced AI is unparalleled', my ass."
  • "Space poosy."
  • "He chucked a fuckin' traffic cone at me!"
  • "I see London, I see France, I see a dumbshit alienpants."
  • "Ok, drink up."
  • "Fuck you, karma."
  • "This guy's badly programmed. Like a bootleg OS."
  • "It's jazz, but in space!"
  • --> [ INSANE MARIO BOOTLEGS ] <--
  • "So uh, what exactly is this?"
  • "I'm afraid there's gonna be boobs."
  • "IS THAT JARJAR BINKS?!"
  • "What the shit is this!?!"
  • "Why is one of those Russian castles being pulled apart; what the fuck?"
  • "Hide in shame."
  • "GRAND DAD. FLINTSTONES?!"
  • "Oh, dios mio."
  • "Nah, screw it."
  • "What in mother Mary's name is this?"
  • "Why am I doing like this twerk-a-thon?"
  • "Am I a furry?"
  • "Shameful. Shame on you."
  • "Pronounce this."
  • "You know what seals the deal for me? When shit's got that rainbow tint to it..."
  • "Ohhhh... That's SONIC."
  • "Wait a minute, that music...."
  • "Woooooow."
  • "Let's see how they did this."
  • "That's just being so illiterate it's beyond anything else."
  • "Good face there, _____."
  • "It's Windows 2000...."
  • "What we have here is an enigma."
  • "Play it, maestro."
  • --> [ LINK THE MURDERER ] <--
  • "Is that a tinted mustache?!"
  • "What are you fuckin' wearing?"
  • "Yeah. Yeah! Yeah!!"
  • "This music is not helping at all."
  • "Let's see how big you can go."
  • "You know those advertisements on the internet that're like, 'try this new cure; I did and I got RIIIIIIIIIPPED'."
  • "PLEASE NEVER TALK AGAIN."
  • "Chest break?! Crack neck? Holy shit."
  • "Knock him out with a punch."
  • "Why are you having a conversation? He just went down cold."
  • "OH SHIT, 'E DIED."
  • "Go home. GO HOME."
  • "That's all I need, baby."
  • "Replace your sadness with piss."
  • "Can I body slam a BABY?!"
  • "Let's order a pizza."
  • "Nothing tastes as good as... Toilet joint pizza ghost party."
  • "Ghost... You want some pizza?"
  • "Oh no, what exactly is this?"
  • "I killed death. I killed a concept."
  • "Great. I've killed so many people that they blend into society now."
  • "That's just the weak leaving your body."
  • "I'm too busy to care. Fire? Whatever."
  • "The brain, brain, brain, brain, bRAIN."
  • "I'll be having children's tears on the rocks."
  • --> [ BEST OF DOS ] <--
  • "NAILED IT!"
  • "What's the worst that could happen?"
  • "I believe my patient is balls high."
  • "It's not brain surgery, but it is surgery."
  • "Strange, I've never seen a doctor operate with his bare hands before."
  • "How fucking dare you, alright?"
  • "I am back... for MORE."
  • "To understand surgery, you must also understand flesh."
  • "SATAAAAN. YAAAS. YAAAAAS. YAAAAAAAAAS."
  • "It's like crayons, but with more gore."
  • "I was a surgeon, but now I CAN FLY."
  • "HIGHWAAAY TO THE DANGER ZOOONE."
  • "The MIDI zone."
  • "Light the pipeweed."
  • "Put pipeweed in Frodo."
  • "YeeeAAAAH. YEAH. YEAH."
  • "I killed him 'cause he was hogging the bong!"
Quick(?) Thought on Faith
  • SPOILERS FOR FAITH!!!!!!!!! And also warning for my incoherent sorrowful ramblings
  • 1) How did I survive?
  • 2)I didn't Outlander and Caitriona Balfe killed me and I know reside on some other plane of sadness and tissues
  • 3) I thought little Bree was cute before my heart was shattered
  • 4) now i feel nothing but depressed feels
  • 5)i.e. the worst kind of feels
  • 6)Even tho I was prepared, the where's my baby scene still slayed me. LIKE SLAYED.
  • 7)and no amount of Mother Hildegard saying "i'm here" will help
  • 8) BUT YOU'RE NOT HERE MOTHER. IM ALONE CRYING IN THE DARK
  • 9)"My sins are all I have left"...that's a great line and Cait delivered it so well
  • 10)EVEN BUTON MAKES ME FEEL NO HAPPINESS. WHAT IS THIS
  • 11)I was really surprised they kept the Master Raymond scene. I thought they would cut it, but it actually worked
  • 12) THE SCORE WHEN SHE GETS OUT OF THE CARRIAGE. IT STABBED MY ALREADY DECREASED CARCASS
  • 13) SUZETTE, MAGUS, THE BOW, FERGUS AND THE FLOWERS
  • 14) I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD FEEL THIS KIND OF PAIN?! HOW CAN IT GET WORSE?!
  • 15) OH THE SPOONS, RIGHT! THAT'S HOW! THX
  • 16) MY poor sweet fergus. tbh i thought they showed a little too much of it
  • 17)"i'll add it to the list of the things I have already lost in Paris"
  • 18)I LOVE THAT LINE. SO MANY GOODS LINES
  • 19)Claire's dress is so beautiful
  • 20)Louis: do you want an orange before i steal your virtue?
  • 21)Claire: Sure, wouldn't want to get scurvy
  • 22)holy shit, that room is so cool, i want my bedroom to look like that
  • 23)minus the creepy guys in masks, the poison, and snake
  • 24)I mean the comte could stay if he wants...
  • 25)the crystal effect was really cool, can i just go and raid Outlander's inventory?
  • 26)Ok, i kinda felt bad when the comte died, like i know i shouldnt, he's bad...but that face tho
  • 27)king scene wasn't so bad, I couldn't stop looking at Claire's white stockings
  • 28)Jamie walking up the steps to Claire
  • 29)Outlander writers: Oh, did you forget how painful this episode is? Let me remind you
  • 30)oh how kind
  • 31)ok I can't figure out if i like the beard or not
  • 32)the ticking clock was very powerful
  • 33)do ye hate me for it and those flashbacks
  • 34)I need a fucking drink
  • 35)she had copper hair...please make this pain stop
  • 36)Claire singing to her daughter for the first and final time...im just...im just not ok
  • 37)Louise saying she's an angel...it is time, my dear
  • 38) PLEASE STOP. IM UGLY CRYING. LIKE SERIOUSLY UGLY CRYING AND HAVING A HARD TIME BREATHING
  • 39)Claire saying it's her fault, no my child no
  • 40)Jamie saying he wants to do something before they go home...i dont have a heart at this point, so how do i feel all this pain?
  • 42)PLEASE STOP WITH THAT PAINFUL SCORE. IT'S MAKING MY FACE TURN RED AND SWOLLEN
  • 43)and the last sight of them as the camera pulls away, showing claire and jamie clutching each other
  • 44) just wow. literally heartbreaking and heart wrenching perfection. bravo