Phichit’s ‘thank you’ vlog: 500 followers??!!!
Thank you everyone!!! I didn’t know what to do to celebrate properly, so I asked Phichit to film a message! He’ll take over now, thank you everyone ♥
Phichit: So this blog keeps stealing my youtube videos for likes? And you reached 500 followers? You’re welcome, you copyright infringing son of a gun! But since it seems like I’m the hottest thing on here and you asked nicely, let me give all these 500 wonderful people a message: you’re beautiful and I love you. In fact, to get the message across better, I’ve asked Chris to help me…
*Phichit and Chris walk beside the ocean, dressed in white suits like the Old Spice commercial*
Phichit: You see, if I was your man, I’d never salchow over your feelings.
Chris: Or sit spin somewhere you’d rather I didn’t. Like if your grandma was serving tea and I decided to throw some very mature eros at her. I’d never do that.
Phichit: … that’s an oddly specific example.
Chris: Let’s move on.
*close up of Chris, lying on a bed with red silk sheets, rose petals fly through the air*
Chris, patting his thigh: I’m a man, but if I was your man, I’d keep the triple axels on the ice and save these quads for the bedroom.
*pan out. Phichit is lying on the same bed, rose between his teeth.*
Phichit: Rub me like a hamster, baby.
Chris, turning to look at him: ….
Phichit, worried: Too weird?
Chris: … uhh no… no, no, it’s fine….
Yuuri: Phichit, I don’t want to stifle your creativity, but why did you stick hamster ears on all my Victor posters?
Phichit: For science. Do you still find him sexy?
Yuuri: I can’t believe you’re asking me if I’m a furry.
Victor: How to seduce a man? Well first, cover yourself in egg yolk, and then… - what? I’m just explaining how Yuuri won me.
Yurio: Oh my god you’re all DISGUSTING CREEPS.
Phichit: So I’ve asked everyone and that was all the advice they had! I guess most of it isn’t really specific for this situation but…
Me: I really didn’t need you to go this far for me, Phichit. Thank you.
Phichit: Well I mean you wrote it all anyway. The weird stuff is on you honestly.
Me: Wow. Kinkshamed by my own creation. Oh, and Phichit? I believe in you. You’re the sexiest hamster out there.
Phichit, softly, with emotion: Thank you.